Howmanheyman

The missus and an old 'mate' (who wasn't on the scene when we were first seeing each other) came on the scene in the mid 2000s, there was two of them and wor lass, one of them was married to an ex-army, worked in the army as a nurse then divorced and married another ex-army. She's was a fucking nurse and relies on the NHS as she has a daughter with a disability and her husband is a borderline suicide job. If anyone would want to have the Tories out of power and protecting the NHS it should be her. No. Total Brexit nuts, anti-woke, Corbyn/Labour is Hezbollah, etc, etc. Stopped talking to wor lass as she would challenge her on Facebook, sometimes correcting her husband who is a thick Yorkshire cunt who correcting would've been like taking candy from a baby. Now the mate in middle pops round once or twice a year but can't mention it to Eva Braun and is more tactful round her but is far, far closer to wor lasses thinking but is scared to say anything. I would add that the missus despite having zero interest in politics previously became a labour member and is full on Corbyn so admittedly it was like immovable object meets unstoppable force but, aye, the lass is GB-rainwashed.

Can I guess? Department of the stiff upper lip good old British common sense? Department of could you do my good friend a bit of a favour, old chap? Comes from good stock, went to the right school, what, what? Department of let's make up another culture war subject to take people's eyes off the ball? Department of infiltrating news departments?

Never heard of the cunt. Next.

"Alright, Chief? Lee Rydeout from the Newcastle Morning Comical. I'm looking for my photographer in the press box, a Dr. Gloomy. Any chance you could direct me there via the mahogany of a public licensed premises?"

Sta-Press.

I can get a hold of a trilby, Mac and a bit of white cardboard with 'Press' written on it no bother.

The in-laws have it on every time we pop around. The odd time I've seen it on at my mam's house, probably my dad got it on, that's an ex-mirror reader and one time labour voter, (I reckoned he abstained under Corbyn as he probably thought he was in the London branch of Al Qaeda), with about 25 years of switching to the mail behind him. He's ex-army but still.

Better twisting with Dyche than sticking with Lampard from an Everton POV unless you think he's the long term answer and I'm not really sure the evidence of his career to date points to that despite the early arse licking he got every other week especially at Chelsea early doors .

Magnificent.

I'm sure I read somewhere they're not a Chinese company but based there and their directors are from the UK. It sounded dodgy but no doubt legal. 'Singapore on Thames, did you say?'

Has anyone actually seen a bottle of caribou in real life, let alone had a drink of it? If it's the case nobody on here has then what chance does the mackem meff wannabe owner have with his rich energy shite?

Well done, Craig. 👍 When it asked what was your favourite Flavour I wasn't sure if it was a trick question? I just put original.

I'm starting to see a lot of stuff on twitter including the odd humble brag about rewarding those that watched the shite. Honestly, can see me staying away from that place for a bit as I seem to recall watching my fair share of shite as well. (Usually the same age group who come out with it as well in my experience, twenty/thirty something cunts).

I'm surprised she didn't say, 'Well if you weren't such a woke fairy you'd have been out on the street yourself with a baseball bat spreading enamel, blood and snot around the pavements, eee, our gemmill, if you were around in 1940 we'd all be speaking German now, just like Nigel Farage's missus.'

Was meant to say spurs as well as Liverpool for making the most of big incoming money for players.

What's your problem, like? Not like my username? And by the way, they're not crusty they're just well loved and been worn with pride for many a year.

They started from a better position, with better players to sell on, it can make a big difference if you sell on a player like Bale or Suarez for mega bucks and can reinvest well.

Lucky Giovanni! 😁👌

I think she lives in South Shields and married someone local? If he's a mackem that'll be classed as supporting them. But aye, the desperation of starting a thread like that.

Instant ban for @LondonBlue if you ask me?

Disappointing weekend, two points dropped and the wrong Manchester clubs winning and losing.

Sky narrative, spurs for the top 4 and in particular, us.

So we're basically saying that no club is willing to test Norfolk Mackem's valuation? [Stands back in amazement!]

Man City pissing about and spurs taking advantage, 1-0. Bum squeeking a bit here, mind. Need a ruthless blue comeback.