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I think he'd be a mug to go to Chelsea tbh. Man U used to pick Arsenal's pockets for their best players but that era might be over so arsenal could be a good bet but they might deteriorate from where they are presently. Man U is a decent bet for him as they are what they are and will eventually be bought I'd guess but might depend if they fancy Kane? If Ferguson was there and they were still a power there's no doubt in my mind Kane would have been there a couple of years ago. Like I say, I don't think we're ready to spend that big on one player until the money starts rolling in and even then I don't think they're going to risk financial oblivion when there could be an alternative that makes better sense.

If we were genuinely after him and he was on a free in a years time then it would be a case of how big are his gonads? As much as I think he's a good player maybe our gurus think there's a better player in the long run elsewhere and at a better age plus sell on value etc. It's hard to get our heads around but I don't think Ashworth and co are duck eggs.

With respect, I'd say there's more than one. We've only really got three previous crests but we've loads of away shirts and years to come, (I hope).

Haven't seen any FTM flags so the SOL safety officer in collaboration with the mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen have clearly influenced the hierarchy at Feyenoord.

Roma are playing feyenoord tonight wearing an away shirt with an old crest* on, they've done this before, Atalanta have as well and I'm a big fan of it, would love it if we did the same occasionally on one of our away shirts. Tonight's shirt has the second from top left, sometimes they've had bottom first left. HMHM verdict:

With our backs? It would never pass the risk assessment and you couldn't afford the claim we'd later put in even if it did.

You tell 'em, Richard!

Are you ready for this? I don't want to go all UM/Chinkee on yo ass but I can't recall seeing these in the corner, scoreboard, The Percy, Rosie's or even.......gasps.......in the labour club........ (A liberal amount of 'bro's' in this video but no 'fams' or 'bluds' I don't seem to recall? Anyway, welcome on board one and all). PS. Can someone check in on Wykiki after he sees, but more importantly, hears this.

So one's a mozzarella and the other is a register? Interesting.....

Could you have put this on before 10 o'clock?

The only thing the last one got right is that it's not even close.

"It would be a shame if only St. James' Park made the North East cut, don't you think?" [Both] "Hahahaha." "I'll get right on it. Our man in UEFA will give us no trouble, one, he's in our pocket, two, the poor cunt's actually been to Sunderland."

"What do you mean it was meant to be informal? I just grabbed the first convenient thing to hand."

I think the KO time will benefit us more than them, their fans will still be digesting their dinners and trying to tear themselves away from football focus whilst ours will be refreshed with some canned beverages amongst other things on the way down. "Thoil ave a sore head lyta on drinking this early Tracoi, yow mark moi words, hunnoi bee."

Just make sure the pretty words = 3 points, capiche?

She doesn't think it's right, he should marry his own kind, it's all very well marrying a Tory cunt, but couldn't he marry a white Tory cunt?

To borrow from @Sonatine.....

Are U2 re-releasing it, like?

@PaddockLad quite likes Ken Bruce, I'm sure?

"Who's your next messoiah? Mowhamsalad Salmon Sandwich? Lol. Do you get it, Malcolm? It's on moi new banner!"

"Helloooooo Felicity."

All they had to say was 'we're doing well, so are these but we're at home, we have a chance of beating them.' and you'd say fair enough for a partizan viewpoint but to make up made up patterns? MLF imaginary behaviour, marra, best leave that stuff to the experts. FTM.

We'll need to be on it to get anything from the Man Yow of the West Midlands, a week's rest should be consideribloi enough.

Lost in translation, he asked if the boy was Suk Mi Tung as this was who he was expecting to fix his boiler.