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"It's alright, we play like Barcelona, we'll be ok."

Fascinating stuff.

🎶This means nothing to meeeee🎵

No, youvuzela.

His band is The traveling Wilburys.

Have a feeling one of us or Man United might miss out should they get past villa. I can't stand Man U but I'd give a little giggle if Liverpool beat villa, absolutely smashed Southampton 9-0 but us and the mancs win our next two.

They'll win by at least four tonight, these are finished and Southampton could be a similar score if not more as they'll be in a massive who gives a fuck mode.

Anyway, am I fuck watching the rest of this and listening to the sky cunts piping Liverpool off.

It's not going to matter tonight but that second goal looks offside but it's close and it's Liverpool so of course it stands. You just know if that is at Liverpool and we scored it, it's one squillion percent getting ruled out.

Anything could happen but sadly expecting high octave noises when Liverpool score combined with a strange fapping noise in the background with the words 'champions league' being in a few sentences. And that's just the sky lot.

So you don't recommend it now?

That's a good point, I'm nervous but I'd rather this nervousness than being worried about winning to stay up. I fucking hate that jabba bastard for inflicting relegation fights on this club after realistically being miles away from that shit when KK brought us back up.

That's a fair point so it wouldn't surprise me if we're a bit more cautious rather than go gung ho. It's still asking a bit to twat arsenal away and us away in a few days.

Would anyone be confident of going to the Emirates and winning then going to old Trafford and doing the same a few days later? If anything that result on Sunday is a warning we need to be focused, cut out the shit, give them the respect they deserve and be on it all game plus be prepared to do a bit of defending. It's going to be a hard game but it's also going to be a hard game for Brighton after they've went to arsenal and twatted them to expect them to come up here and do it all again when, if anything, our need realistically is greater than Arsenal who in their hearts must've knew it was over anyway. Keep the faith, crank the noise up, don't be fucking fannies in the stands if Brighton are keeping possession, treat it like arsenal at home last year, patience when not on the ball and get at them when you can. Beat these and at the very worst we are four points ahead of Liverpool with two games left presuming they beat Leicester. If anything, Brighton might have just extra focused a couple of minds by beating arsenal so well. It's a tough ask for them as well to follow that up again up here a few days later. They're not Man City however good they play at times.

FishedYP

Carra leaving the house to get down to Leicester to commentate on Liverpool tomorrow.

TBF they've all got a video to make or a shit football phone in to ring. (They'll not be going for a pint because they're weird).

DO. YOU. GET. ME. FAM.

Fucking lucky for those ultras that Coach Carvs isn't part of Pioli's coaching team.

Well done Brighton, not only fucked these entitled cunts over but also hopefully got a couple of goals out of their system. Short break for them then Thursday where I hope it's after the lord mayor's show for them. Still praying Leicester or villa stop the Liverpool golden boys from picking up three points in this next week, they've had everything go their way lately so are overdue a fuck up where they actually get punished.

Tyler devastated.

You have to hope we score when we get a chance because as impressed as I am with Brighton you get the feeling they sometimes need to score the perfect goal. A Callum Wilson winner off his arse or a improvised flick from Isak will do nicely.