Howmanheyman

Maybe an issue with the fire stick, doesn't explain the phone app or the smart TV app. I'm snookered.

BBC iPlayer, can't play it on the LG TV, can't play it on the fire stick and can't on the phone. It just comes up with error codes when you try to play something on the three different apps. Twitter said it would get back to me in 5-7 days for the problem getting on, it's now 9 days and nothing. I'm just waiting to be locked out of here in some weird glitch to round it off.

Through to a cup final at Wembley and the sky wankers still can't bring themselves to show some respect and put the club's fucking name on a graphic. Why? Why are they so deadset against doing it? It isn't an oversight. Honestly, the club needs to get onto this shit now that we'll hopefully be one of the main players in their televised league and not Ashley's bastardised version of NUFC begging for scraps.

🎵 This could be a case for Mulder and Gully! 🎶

They reckon he has a real thing for Scottish birds and he thought he was pulling the Gull of Kintyre.

It's either going to be brave Sir Wykiki...... Or fucking idiot Yorkshire bastard bit off more than he could chew Wykiki..... We wait with baited breath.

I assumed he was long dead. RIP

So Alan Smith does sky's main super Sunday game I see but Neville does the earlier game which sky usually ignore which happens to be Man U? Don Goodman does two Saturday night games recently involving us v Palace and Bournemouth yet yesterday v Liverpool, surprise, surprise it's Carragher. So basically sky are telling us that two of the PL clubs have their own designated ex-players for commentating on and that's perfectly ok? Aye, no bother sky you fucking cunts.

In a daft way I'm slightly more relaxed about us next week and fancy us a bit more than I did pre-liverpool game.

Yee can fuck off, anahl.

Members are cunts who don't deserve a fucking thing, they're notoriously fickle fans who have barely been to a game in their life, I should know, I'm one. I can only dream of holding a season ticket in my hand and being a season ticket holder or even balancing a season ticket on my head and being a season ticket balancer. But alas, I am not worthy. I beg forgiveness from any season ticket clutcher I happen to pass in the street and shall prostate myself before them begging them for even just a small modicum of their piss should they wish to grant me some of their steaming stream and piss on me in the street. God bless them, each and every one.

Don't worry Wykiki, he won't be commentating on us us next week, that'll be Tyler and GARY NEVILLE for the cup final v MANCHESTER UNITED. It's in the Sky rule book. Carragher does Liverpool, Neville Man U and when they play each other you get both in case either club's set of arsehole fans in the south of England and the Midlands get upset.

Yes but it means more or something?

Also it's a bit like the 'tight game' predictions somebody made on here.

Correct.

If it's 'Fletch' on BT sport he's a total fanboy of the glass ceiling six.

Apparently a flag for Wembley. Me and these omens.....

Coutinho would have to be cheap, by the way.

Although you personally haven't offended me, you have just reminded me I had a dream last night where a few of us were in Madrid after a game and the locals were just being horrible then trying to pick off stragglers and beat them up, not only that but they were obviously kick boxers so it was even more of a shit house move, I went back in and wasn't happy with the locals but tried to keep my cool till one tried to take the piss and I was about to get a punch in before being jumped on by him and his mates but woke up. I obviously know it was a dream but I'm still slightly in the huff with you.

Gemmill's phone after he's switched on face recognition......

The feeling's mutual despite not knowing who he was until sometime last year.

After I log in it asks for an authentication code. Anything from email or texts from twitter with any codes I've found it doesn't accept. If it was dominoes I'd be knocking.

I'd say cup which shouldn't even be a debate, can't remember too many CL or cup debates with other clubs? Anyway, it's irrelevant as we can't affect it and we're nailed on getting beat in the final anyway, the omens are everywhere including this morning passing some bloke selling wembley stuff outside the forum in Wallsend. Feel free to mock the fuck out of this post if we break the losing Wembley habit. (I won't care).