Howmanheyman

MUBT did you say?

Motson was quite rude to @PaddockLadonce so his chronicle rating would've been 'Some redeeming features'. RIP

Tbh, I've joked about getting one but the trouble is the missus would love it if I did get one made so I pretty much had to shut the joke down xED.* *Early Doors.

I'm not going that far.

It'll change on the day but I find myself not being too arsed, I'm not even sure what I'm doing for it?

I've got a big banner going across the top of the car front window with 'Chez & Dave'.

🎶 It's a good time to check his hard drive It's a good time to start It's a bit like Rolf Harris But with football not with art Goodbye touchy feely Hello Durham jail It's a good, good time to check his hard drive He's a classic predator male. 🎵

Aye, I know, just pointing out it was a different scenario.

Aye, big difference if they're Joe Bloggs from Surrey who aren't NUFC fans. The issue then becomes why has someone with no affiliation to either club getting a ticket knowing he can make a quick buck?

Apparently 97% of successful people who got tickets were season ticket holders. The people selling on will be members, I'm 97% sure of it, ST holders would never do such a thing, members who can't be arsed half the time would obviously be prepared to be a cunt for profit.

Damn shame to see that.

First and last.

FYP

Yes, before inserting the 500gb intracellular microvolt.

I unplugged the TV last night but obviously not for long enough. Turned my phone off and it worked so realised I was probably too quick putting the plug back in on the telly. Stupid iPlayer, totally it's fault, like.

I unconnected the paramaliser then switched to the recalirific switch and it looks to have solved it.

Ok, question time to prove your technical knowledge. Every BBC iPlayer app on the fire stick, smart TVs or my phone will not work when connected to my internet, when I turn the WiFi off on my phone and use my data it does work. Everything else in the house connected to the WiFi is hunky dory. So ...... What the fuck do I do?

I'll write it down for you.....

The only thing I've found so far which suggests it's got fuck all to do with me. Does this sound plausible?

Agreed.

I hate snooker. Don't mind the odd game playing it if the chance comes up, watching it is for lunatics and my dad.

Maybe an issue with the fire stick, doesn't explain the phone app or the smart TV app. I'm snookered.

BBC iPlayer, can't play it on the LG TV, can't play it on the fire stick and can't on the phone. It just comes up with error codes when you try to play something on the three different apps. Twitter said it would get back to me in 5-7 days for the problem getting on, it's now 9 days and nothing. I'm just waiting to be locked out of here in some weird glitch to round it off.

Through to a cup final at Wembley and the sky wankers still can't bring themselves to show some respect and put the club's fucking name on a graphic. Why? Why are they so deadset against doing it? It isn't an oversight. Honestly, the club needs to get onto this shit now that we'll hopefully be one of the main players in their televised league and not Ashley's bastardised version of NUFC begging for scraps.