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KCG: "STOP! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No-one is to ban anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand? Even—and I want to make this absolutely clear—even if they do say ‘xG’." Toontastic:

"Resistance is futile, guys!"

Btw, just noticed the 'Carlsburg' bit. If Carlsberg did spelling, grammar and other Mag behaviours........?

Carlsberg don't do fanbases with constant made up tales, far fetched imaginations and a delusional, skew-whiffed vision of themselves but if they did.......?

Got to say, I hope we do a Man City one day and hammer these cunts in their backyard 6-1, whoever our top class striker is on the day can lift up his shirt after scoring his hat trick with a t-shirt underneath saying, 'Hey, man! Yiz are fucking shite, yeez.'

Millennials......

When you see some stuff from Man U fans on social media, I fucking pray we don't attract some of that type to our support, wouldn't know Arthur Albiston from Arthur Askey.

It isn't looking good is it?

If we somehow win next week.... "Now you beat Manchester?"

Some good replies in this thread, apart from the obvious 'gutted' line I'm struggling to add anything, but then again, I'm just struggling after being on the piss all day yesterday. It's been mentioned that Wilson is clearly struggling himself with something and I think it's fairly obvious, also obvious is the fact that if we score their first it's disallowed, where there's a will, there's a way and they would've found a way to chalk it off if it was in fanny hair territory but give it to them in the same scenario. We've just got to become so good where shit like this becomes irrelevant. Very downbeat, the Liverpool game would've been forgotten if we win yesterday but now it's two costly defeats to two of the biggest cunts on the planet.

PL: "Hold my fucking beer."

Got a bit of time for Mowbray, tbh. Quite a sizeable proportion of their fans are borderline insane.

Ok, out of boredom I followed a link on twitter so I could read only, Don Hutchinson along with others are mentioning sky deliberately omitting the United from our name on their advertising and I'm not saying all 20-35 year old NUFC fans are cunts, obviously they're not, but the only ones who just can't see the problem are around that age, (based on their profile pics*) the fucking, skyboy, brainwashed, lack of moral fibre cunts. I think I actually dislike these club name surrender** cunts more than sky, tbh. *Wykiki behaviour tbh, but unapologetic. **Yes, I'm claiming the start of that name for the cowardly, brainwashed, probably-think-Martin-Tyler-is-iconic-instead-of-being-the-only-commentator-sky-could-get-see-also-TVAM-Keys.

I hope you're not asking me?

Ah, man. I had this as a bairn.

If Eddie had've come out with that 'annoying to play' shit I'm sure it would've meant that Ten Haag's mind games would have worked and Howe was rattled. It isn't that how it works?

'The Meeting Place' in Wallsend High Street.

Can't get into it now. Musk's loss, like.

CT getting the off the train full of homemade bhuna scran and 7.4% McEwan's Scotch ale he took down on the journey........

The club should have a word, like.

I haven't seen a thing of any TV build up of our game as I don't think I can take sky's patter, 'United' and the pundits. I'll have no telly if I stay in as my foot will go through it. Toon it is.

Hitler was doing it years ago, man.

Ten Haag can have my balls in play on his chin as he sucks my cock, to be quite fucking honest with the Dutch manc cunt.