Howmanheyman

Getting Aeris vibes here.

5live last night talking about the golf seemed pretty elitist I have to say, now I'm not into golf at all so pardon my ignorance but one of the reporters in particular kept dropping 'these people' lines dripping with contempt regarding the PIF and Liv golf but, right near the beginning he said something along the lines of 'You've now got golf being talked about like Newcastle United and his tone of voice saying Newcastle United didn't infer any fondness to put it mildly. I don't think they were too happy?

Well if he says so who am I to argue?

I didn't realise they were so into middle east politics and money? The lad who never watched the Saudi F1 races but watches the rest..... Wonder when this started? I'm guessing if he was around in the 90s then he also stopped buying sugar puffs for reasons.

It's all about either getting them ready for our team or selling them at a good profit if they're not quite good enough. It should always be a win/win.

Front looks good. Sponsor blends in easier as well. (Did hear somewhere it was going to be similar to the 83-86 home shirt which this does).

Strong league of gentlemen vibes from this mind.

"Yes, I'm looking at them now. Absolutely tremendous I must say."

They can have it, their need is far greater than mine.

She was only watching him for her mate whilst her mate went to the bog. Kids obviously thought, 'don't mind if I do!'

If there's any budding entrepreneurs in wearside stuck for an idea for a start up I'd humbly suggest registering the domain name 'WeClutchAnyStraw.com' should be first on their list of things to do.

I'll take your word for it, she used to make it for herself years ago once in a blue moon till she realised she couldn't hack it.

It was like being in a scene in JFK, only thing missing was John Callaghan from New Orleans who we met one day in Mexico telling me to say 'hi to the folks back home, Dave.' as he'd fucked off to his room whilst we were talking to his (half his age) new wife just to get a camcorder to shove in my face when I was having an icer by the bar. Only South African I remember spending time with turned out to be a cunt, seemed ok at first, joined in with me and a mate in town as we befriended him, a couple of hours later, already been out before we met him, I was singing the spitting image song at him before he eventually took the hint. Big farage fan he was, thought we were too till I informed him of his error. The yanks are funny fuckers, very friendly to other yanks, some to us as well but at least half of them freaked out when I replied to them, smiled but couldn't get away quick enough as they obviously couldn't understand a word I said even though I watered it down massively, some even struggled to understand the wife which was a huge piss take as she doesn't talk broad Geordie at all. I did have a bit of a laugh with one or two but I'm not sure they understood I was having them on a bit? Got some 'especial' bottled beer you had to pay for shoved in the ice bucket for myself, gratis, by a couple of the barmen as I laughed at his description of the beer being 6%abv, he was on about the bottled stuff in the shop, I thought he was talking about the draught stuff, I told him 'me trabajor en el breweria, no 6 por ciento' before I realised what he was talking about. Anyway, I must've been the only guest getting pissed on the beer when I fancied a drop as they always put some bottles on for me if we went to the lobby bar. One yank complained about the draught beer saying he was going to see the travel agent when he got back home, said everything was supposed to be Budweiser, I told him about the especial stuff in the shop and he said, 'You're Australian, right?'

We got on famously with them as we treat them well, spoke to them, sometimes in Spanish, had a laugh and didn't think flinging a dollar at them made being cunts ok.

If I remember correctly it was served in 'Old Orleans'? (The Mexicans christened it 'Daniel el Travieso').

I refer the right honourable gentleman to the 'Gazumped y'fucka' thread.

Did a little digging for you.....

Just used Bacardi as there was an offer on a litre bottle. From what I can remember margaritas are fairly bland, never heard of the other one but then again I'm not a cocktail aficionado like I'm guessing you are? The closest I've got to cocktails in the past was a shandy as a bairn or the odd snakebite till I couldn't put up with the cider. The wife used to drink a cocktail called Dennis the menace which she liked and got the Mexicans to make it for her when we were on holiday after she told them the ingredients.

I prefer them to whiskey although it's only once in a blue moon I'll drink one, (only if I'd made one for the missus who likes them).

Declined.

Tbf I was narrowing it down to show my amazing mojito, she just happened to have her feet on the table.

The 'bairn' had trainer socks on plus slippers and had got into something skimpy for the garden after getting back shopping with her younger sister. How I had a part in producing them I don't know? I narrowed the pic down as there's no way I'm having the degenerates on her ogling her. Anyway, could only manage three mojitos as although nice it's like pop so on second Charlie Chan of kronenbourg.

Thought I'd treat the missus to my homemade mojito, I don't usually drink it myself even though it's nice as I'm usually already drinking beer when I make it. Had quite a few cans yesterday doing the BBQ which as usual was a ball ache and has been delivered to the byker skip, (I cut my finger cutting a tomato so in this instance salad wasn't good for me). Anyway, I digress, making her a mojito and I'm not drinking beer so have made one for us both plus the eldest who's just come in and it's going down like pop. I'm off tomorrow so things could get messy.