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Didn't take long for @Gemmillto let his Klopp frustrations be shared with all and sundry on YouTube.

You just log on whenever and register your interest, fill in your bank details should you be lucky and choose the category you want and then wait for an email telling you if you're lucky, no email, no ticket. Took me till Leeds around Christmas to not get one last year, first game this time.

Not really.

Emailed the club about the entrance fiasco. Expect a generic reply to be honest.

He's the biggest cunt on the sidelines alongside Arteta, the fucking brass neck. But aye, as gemmill says, he's rattled to fuck despite all the advantages his club have over ours.

So just to recap, we've won our first match against an improved Aston Villa 5-1 and currently sit on top of the premier league whilst they've lost all three of their games and are out of the league cup before we've even entered it. I'm sure most MLFs will be totally zen about all this and take in their leisurely stride.

He was good value, Taylor. Definitely rooted for him.

Great post but you forgot to mention the multi billionaire who owned dell that was going to transform them till it didn't happen again.

Yet they have us finishing eighth.

Strewth!

I must've missed that.

Who said that?

Fucking carragher silence of the lambs when a Liverpool player is booked for time wasting the Scouse cunt.

Tempers were getting flared at the turnstile, one of the turnstiles just stopped working full stop. There was more than just me.

Just looked at the website and it says you need NFC on. Mine wasn't. Should've been clearer on this.

What's a 'chook' by the way? To me it can only be the phonetic pronouncement of Harry Kane telling someone he'll meet them in the Duke.

There was bedlam in the east stand and the gallowgate corner. The download had a barcode on so surely this was enough? The information I saw on it asked fans to make sure they already had the ticket downloaded before they got to the game. I read nothing about NFC.

It was a transferred ticket and I had no idea about NFC needing to be on, I thought the download would be enough?

Surprised nobody has mentioned the queues to get in, an absolute shambles and wtf have we got to do to have a match delayed when it involves NUFC? And the fucking hammer blow was finally getting to the turnstile as the match has already kicked off only for it not to work, I heard someone saying it seemed to work for iPhones but not android and I wasn't the only one to walk away and miss the game. So having missed out on the ballot then getting a reprieve with a transferred ticket I still couldn't get in. Fucking joke just as we're getting to be a really good side as well. Only bonus was bumping into an old mate I haven't seen for years in the Irish club who was in the same boat as me and watching the rest of the game in there, (it was 1-1 when I got in). Need to do better than this for letting people simply get in to a fucking match, I thought last week's friendlies was supposed to iron out stuff like yesterday? I honestly can't see me going back again, as fantastic as it was watching the game back when I got in I'm just a bit disappointed to put it mildly with how yesterday ended up going.

Be careful what you wish for.....

I had a bit of a fuck on getting my ticket transferred as I've never used Google wallet before but eventually we realised that the problem was with the thick cunt who was doing the transferring. (Ahem).

The England one was funnier from a non NUFC perspective, just.

He did, Gaz was cush about it.

It doesn't bother me at all where people think we'll finish but it's the brainspin of saying we'll underachieve. They clearly think we've overachieved last season so how can we then underachieve unless they now class us as a bona fide top 4/6 club? Which one is it? (I'm aware it's merson we're talking about here, so.... aye, he is a carrot short of a casserole).

See also Graham Taylor, do I not like that and England failing to qualify for the WC.