Howmanheyman

Gastroenteritis, still fucking got it and I'm on a week's 'holiday' now and it's completely ruined the plans for my youngest daughter's 18th tomorrow which she's been looking forward to for ages. Gutted.

Well I live in Walkerville too so would be interesting seeing who they are?

I got one for me and eleven for my mates and they seemed ok?

Mamma Mia!

Was his first question, 'how was it for you, Sir Jacob?'

No, it was my brow hitting the tiles at a high velocity. I could hear the wife then was thinking why am I lying down looking at the tiles on the floor for a second till I realised. Horrible night.

No shit decorating the wall last night, this time it was blood decorating the tiles in the bathroom as I collapsed. Fucking sick of this bug whatever it is.

Honestly, the fart that caused the IRA fresco just seemed a bog standard fart of no power or consequence at all. My arse must have a built-in silencer?

Fucking hell, I've had a terrible day health wise but it pales now. I can only hope someone of your talents gets sorted sooner rather than later. Best of luck with your mam, hope you make it. 🤞

Allardyce bog buster level I'd guess?

The wife will have some but I think I'd rather get it out, not that there's much coming out, I had one sandwich yesterday, had cornflakes before I turned in, had a slice of toast and just had some broccoli soup so I'm not exactly filling the void up.

Maybe one of their many shirt historians or branches can verify this?

Aye but back then it was the main event, pathe would've shown highlights across the land, I totally get your point now, but if you put it in their context it makes sense.

As with a lot of things with them, someone needs to make an intervention for their own sakes.

Pleased I've eased your pain with my own medical trauma, and indeed, art.

It absolutely was, apparently NUFC were in with an outside chance of winning the league but basically didn't risk some of our better players and barely won a game after the SF in one of the fifties wins. I once had a similar chat with a Liverpool fan who didn't believe the cup was more important back then but this was probably because we'd won six of them before Liverpool won their first in 1965. Everyone wanted to watch or hear the cup final, it was the grand national of football. Sunderland's record gate is 75,000 for a QF game in the cup, a few weeks there was sub 10,000 as they were all home listening to the final on the wireless as the game was played on the same day.

Good point though, I'll put some hondacrackas on just in case tonight.

Force of habit plus I've never had a problem making the toilet or cleaning myself properly. First time anything like this has ever happened, never shit myself or anything like that. I've felt better it has to be said.

It's our new bedroom feature called 'Dirty Protest'.

Luckily the wife's into new age art so I'm in the good books.

I was in hospital last night, have some virus that is causing mayhem with my stomach and I've had a constant fever with it, still have. The shivering is the worst. Had to rush to the toilet after I got back home around one in the morning for yet more more diarrhea after I'd managed to fall asleep, almost felt an involuntary fart was a bit wet in the dark. This morning, in the light, the wall next to my bed looked like Bobby Sands cell! Never had anything like this before. As I was struggling to get out of bed doubled over the involuntary fart must've flew out at a very high velocity and hit the wall about a metre away. It wasn't a nice sight I'll be honest.

The sleeve, man. I know a certain fan base who are going to go into an official government warning meltdown when the coverage of our game starts and the CL mewsic starts playing along with some hyperbole about the fans from the commetayata.

The reyal Sayum Feynda is an MLF anyways, turned to the Mags as it sewted his careya. Scum.