Howmanheyman

Good point though, I'll put some hondacrackas on just in case tonight.

Force of habit plus I've never had a problem making the toilet or cleaning myself properly. First time anything like this has ever happened, never shit myself or anything like that. I've felt better it has to be said.

It's our new bedroom feature called 'Dirty Protest'.

Luckily the wife's into new age art so I'm in the good books.

I was in hospital last night, have some virus that is causing mayhem with my stomach and I've had a constant fever with it, still have. The shivering is the worst. Had to rush to the toilet after I got back home around one in the morning for yet more more diarrhea after I'd managed to fall asleep, almost felt an involuntary fart was a bit wet in the dark. This morning, in the light, the wall next to my bed looked like Bobby Sands cell! Never had anything like this before. As I was struggling to get out of bed doubled over the involuntary fart must've flew out at a very high velocity and hit the wall about a metre away. It wasn't a nice sight I'll be honest.

The sleeve, man. I know a certain fan base who are going to go into an official government warning meltdown when the coverage of our game starts and the CL mewsic starts playing along with some hyperbole about the fans from the commetayata.

The reyal Sayum Feynda is an MLF anyways, turned to the Mags as it sewted his careya. Scum.

Getting Aeris vibes here.

5live last night talking about the golf seemed pretty elitist I have to say, now I'm not into golf at all so pardon my ignorance but one of the reporters in particular kept dropping 'these people' lines dripping with contempt regarding the PIF and Liv golf but, right near the beginning he said something along the lines of 'You've now got golf being talked about like Newcastle United and his tone of voice saying Newcastle United didn't infer any fondness to put it mildly. I don't think they were too happy?

Well if he says so who am I to argue?

I didn't realise they were so into middle east politics and money? The lad who never watched the Saudi F1 races but watches the rest..... Wonder when this started? I'm guessing if he was around in the 90s then he also stopped buying sugar puffs for reasons.

It's all about either getting them ready for our team or selling them at a good profit if they're not quite good enough. It should always be a win/win.

Front looks good. Sponsor blends in easier as well. (Did hear somewhere it was going to be similar to the 83-86 home shirt which this does).

Strong league of gentlemen vibes from this mind.

"Yes, I'm looking at them now. Absolutely tremendous I must say."

They can have it, their need is far greater than mine.

She was only watching him for her mate whilst her mate went to the bog. Kids obviously thought, 'don't mind if I do!'

If there's any budding entrepreneurs in wearside stuck for an idea for a start up I'd humbly suggest registering the domain name 'WeClutchAnyStraw.com' should be first on their list of things to do.

I'll take your word for it, she used to make it for herself years ago once in a blue moon till she realised she couldn't hack it.

It was like being in a scene in JFK, only thing missing was John Callaghan from New Orleans who we met one day in Mexico telling me to say 'hi to the folks back home, Dave.' as he'd fucked off to his room whilst we were talking to his (half his age) new wife just to get a camcorder to shove in my face when I was having an icer by the bar. Only South African I remember spending time with turned out to be a cunt, seemed ok at first, joined in with me and a mate in town as we befriended him, a couple of hours later, already been out before we met him, I was singing the spitting image song at him before he eventually took the hint. Big farage fan he was, thought we were too till I informed him of his error. The yanks are funny fuckers, very friendly to other yanks, some to us as well but at least half of them freaked out when I replied to them, smiled but couldn't get away quick enough as they obviously couldn't understand a word I said even though I watered it down massively, some even struggled to understand the wife which was a huge piss take as she doesn't talk broad Geordie at all. I did have a bit of a laugh with one or two but I'm not sure they understood I was having them on a bit? Got some 'especial' bottled beer you had to pay for shoved in the ice bucket for myself, gratis, by a couple of the barmen as I laughed at his description of the beer being 6%abv, he was on about the bottled stuff in the shop, I thought he was talking about the draught stuff, I told him 'me trabajor en el breweria, no 6 por ciento' before I realised what he was talking about. Anyway, I must've been the only guest getting pissed on the beer when I fancied a drop as they always put some bottles on for me if we went to the lobby bar. One yank complained about the draught beer saying he was going to see the travel agent when he got back home, said everything was supposed to be Budweiser, I told him about the especial stuff in the shop and he said, 'You're Australian, right?'

We got on famously with them as we treat them well, spoke to them, sometimes in Spanish, had a laugh and didn't think flinging a dollar at them made being cunts ok.

If I remember correctly it was served in 'Old Orleans'? (The Mexicans christened it 'Daniel el Travieso').

I refer the right honourable gentleman to the 'Gazumped y'fucka' thread.