Howmanheyman

Fuck that, went to estartit by coach with 'the lads' when I was 18, nightmare. I absolutely loved lido di jesolo, was my first ever 'proper' holiday and in truth only got there because of my grandparents who offered to take me and my sister. My only holidays other than that were annual trips Northern Ireland via the ferry, which to be fair, I loved but this was something else. It was in 1987.

I went on a day trip to Venice with grandparents, my sister, cousin and aunt. I was bored shitless waiting all day to get back to the hotel in lido di jesalo although what sticks out was the miserable gondolier cunt whinging his tits off in Italian as I Geronimo'd into his gondola. I was almost 14. (I'd love to go back as an adult and have a proper look around though).

RTG.....

@PaddockLad is your kid's wife the one in the crowd with the tremendous arse? Delizioso!

That would be great, tbh. I'd be all over that if I was you, Rob but then you'll have a few CL trips to save for as well.

There was some Scottish lad on twitter and his name was Silvio Tattiesconi and it still makes me laugh.

That's the dilemma. As part of the closure negotiation we've got a 'retention bonus' on top of the redundancy. I'm just trying to clarify if I'd be better off taking the hit with the holidays or not but the lad I want to talk to is the factory cat and was probably blobbing last night so don't want to wake him up in case he doesn't have his phone on silent. (I'm nice like that). @wykikitoon I'd be fucked at your place..... HR: "I see t'HMHM is off with t'evil shites and rotten gut." Wykiki: "Fook all wrong with lad, wa playing five a side yesterday then out all day on piss. Not for me to say, like, but I'd be tekking lad off sick pay scheme, giving him final warning and giving him all the shit jobs for next month if I were you. But like I say, it's not for me to say."

Aye, there's only one Ciaomanheyman roond'ahere.

I know of a few Fishes in walker but it can't be these two.

Gastroenteritis, still fucking got it and I'm on a week's 'holiday' now and it's completely ruined the plans for my youngest daughter's 18th tomorrow which she's been looking forward to for ages. Gutted.

Well I live in Walkerville too so would be interesting seeing who they are?

I got one for me and eleven for my mates and they seemed ok?

Mamma Mia!

Was his first question, 'how was it for you, Sir Jacob?'

No, it was my brow hitting the tiles at a high velocity. I could hear the wife then was thinking why am I lying down looking at the tiles on the floor for a second till I realised. Horrible night.

No shit decorating the wall last night, this time it was blood decorating the tiles in the bathroom as I collapsed. Fucking sick of this bug whatever it is.

Honestly, the fart that caused the IRA fresco just seemed a bog standard fart of no power or consequence at all. My arse must have a built-in silencer?

Fucking hell, I've had a terrible day health wise but it pales now. I can only hope someone of your talents gets sorted sooner rather than later. Best of luck with your mam, hope you make it. 🤞

Allardyce bog buster level I'd guess?

The wife will have some but I think I'd rather get it out, not that there's much coming out, I had one sandwich yesterday, had cornflakes before I turned in, had a slice of toast and just had some broccoli soup so I'm not exactly filling the void up.

Maybe one of their many shirt historians or branches can verify this?

Aye but back then it was the main event, pathe would've shown highlights across the land, I totally get your point now, but if you put it in their context it makes sense.