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'nar marra not ower Jardan!! - famous Mackem sells soul' This is me, (KK), looking at Tom, (Wor Jackie), after reading his subtitle update.

I wonder if Paul O'Grady ever had a dalliance with a female one drunken night in Liverpool around 2000?

It's going to be a real head scratcher the next time an MLF is pulled in ponteyland airport by a stranger who's dead impressed by the Sunderland badge on their polo shirt but the stranger is a Saudi visiting the region. Does the MLF tell the story with pride how the QPR is dead impressed with Sunderland or does he berate the Saudi who will no doubt avoid eye contact and be well and truly put in his place by the MLF. Imagine?

I fully expect you and @Howay to start the singing off. "Magpies! Fight! And win!"

That's not bad tbf. (If they've pinched it from another fan base I reserve the right to change my mind).

Now he can't give them any glory by a decade plus proxy he's a cunt as he's crossed into the Mag territory by default so they've boxed themselves in Some were hoping he was going to buy their club when it was worth even less than it is now. I guess two bob and a plastic token from a cornflakes box was a bit of a steep asking price to be fair to Henderson, no wonder he kept his powder dry.

They won't let him in because of a firearm offence. They're offended he hasn't got firearm.

@Monkeys Fist, get out now while you can!

No redeeming features on their stories though.

I remember the son's name, couldn't tell you the dads. The son's flashiness rings a bell and now I think about it, it might've been him who was flashing the cash in London treating my mate's dad who worked for him. This would've been a couple of years before he got properly involved with the Ronny Gill's favourite fetish of the time, 'Tyneside Gangsters'!!!!

He's not going to say 'free to a happy home'.

I did a week's work experience there. The experience was sitting around doing nowt then handballing boxes of chep tinned ham out of a full truck with another kid from my school. The son had Ferrari testarossa under tarpaulin in the warehouse as he was banned and I remember the father taking my mate's dad down to London to watch Bruno take on Tim wetherspoon, paid for everything. We did get a tenner at the end of the week but the lesson it gave me about what not to do was probably too late by that point as the damage was done.

Players get bought and sold. We haven't done much selling so probably need some money in and he's an asset we could probably afford to let go. I don't think it'll be a straight swap of him out and Barnes in if it happens. We need more in and this will help facilitate it. We're playing with a deck dealt to us by clubs* that don't want their place taken by us. We'll see what happens, time will get us there but if he has to go and it's for the greater good then bon chance, Maxi, and hopefully the club will drive on to bigger and better things you talented but frustrating person, you. You were needed then, now maybe not so much? See David Kelly/Peter Beardsley for how this should work. (Kelly was even more vital to the club in his time than Maxi by some distance in my opinion). *And Ashley's fucking amazing commercial acumen when it came to NUFC that we're still trying to fix.

Are Craig Hope and Tom Colostomy (?) playing passy the parcel with these Barnes tweets/news?

Of course! Of course it is. It's what they wanted us to think. Go woke, go broke or something.

I'm now wondering if this was a criticism, a fantasy or a euphemism by this far right, grifting, ex-Sun, current GB 'news' cunt?

Dodgy TV is your answer, I watched some of Gateshead game on it. I'm at work so will miss it because that's how it rolls. (It'll be shite anyway, all friendlies are).

Well, well, well. It's always the ones you least, sorry, you totally expect. Apparently these on GB news banged the drum the loudest about Huw Edwards and the BBC......

Penny-wise, pound foolish, the Ashley regime.

This is the same as people posting those wordle things last year. Don't understand it, couldn't give a fuck either.

It's the thoughts that count.

Congratulations! (Your lass is organising the next kids/poo/parents chat get together as we speak now you're going to be part of the family).

Kev. Call him Kev.

It's a ridiculous phrase really isn't it? Apart from the very odd dipshit on social media putting Saudi flags on stuff I fail to see it?