Howmanheyman

I hope the club aren't labouring under the misapprehension that mugs like me will file along in some fucking shit fanzone as a consolation prize whilst paying for the privilege? When you don't even get the sniff of a ticket for an 8,000 allocation for a poxy friendly the odds don't look great. I'm truly the second prize of NUFC, like. (But I didn't put the hard yards in according to the hard of thinking on twitter). I'm officially retired from NUFC games when you see shit like this.

I'm sure he'll be presenting question time this time next year.

I like Maxi but I wonder if there'll be room for him in our team especially when he's an obvious asset to sell for more priority positions? Plus he has you pulling your hair out in frustration at times. As I'm older than 20 he'd be nowhere near any of my favourite NUFC players of all time, not even close and I acknowledge he's shit hot 'on his day'.

Maxi skinning the grass and nobody else v Palace. Chris Waddle, nearing the end of his career, skinning Ryan Giggs.

Speaking of DHgate I noticed a very good version of the 82 KK shirt on eBay, did some digging and dhgate are now doing a version complete with proper umbro diamonds going down the sleeve, you can't really tell by their photos but seen a pic of it in a review plus another completely independent pic which I assume is from them so it's looking good as long as it fits! If it doesn't, I'll give it to my mate and order a bigger one, only cost £15 odd. (Now I've had a look I can't find the pics so still a case of wait and see).

Gan on, Wykiki!

Still not as bad as Martin Tyler presenting Sergio Aguero as he left Man City his notes from the game they won the title and he went 'Agueeeeeeerrrrrroooo' or whatever as if it's in all time legendary status. The smugness on Tyler's face as he's handing it over and the bemusement on the Argentinian's is telling.

I didn't really think it was because you were ordering that type of gear or I wouldn't have made the Pele quip but it's absolutely fuck all to worry about to be honest, at least it's in use!!

Clutching at straws like your SunderIreland tbh, ewerk.

I've asked my Scottish Italian mate who once played for Kilmarnock, Silvio Tattiesconie, what's going on and he reckons there's a chance.

Barella's a grafter, makes good runs, couldn't see him being cheap?

Bellamy having a chin wag about us. Tbf, a lot more complimentary than I'd imagine and he holds his hands up he wasn't innocent, worth a watch if you're bored plus nails it about the slapstick club we became at times under Shepherd. (Obviously the worst was to come but, err.....) The kid interviewing him must've put that average stuff up for clicks.

But would he get a game for Sunderland?

Unrequited love. Sad.

Where can I apply?

Feyenoord. Although saying that, how many places could he go that didn't have some historical MLF connection? There's very few out there that haven't been touched by the hand of a marra.

That looks lovely.

Fuck that, went to estartit by coach with 'the lads' when I was 18, nightmare. I absolutely loved lido di jesolo, was my first ever 'proper' holiday and in truth only got there because of my grandparents who offered to take me and my sister. My only holidays other than that were annual trips Northern Ireland via the ferry, which to be fair, I loved but this was something else. It was in 1987.

I went on a day trip to Venice with grandparents, my sister, cousin and aunt. I was bored shitless waiting all day to get back to the hotel in lido di jesalo although what sticks out was the miserable gondolier cunt whinging his tits off in Italian as I Geronimo'd into his gondola. I was almost 14. (I'd love to go back as an adult and have a proper look around though).

RTG.....

@PaddockLad is your kid's wife the one in the crowd with the tremendous arse? Delizioso!