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BT say nailed on pen. I say bollocks. Arm in an unnatural position but it hits him from point blank range as his back is turned and he's still in the air. How that's a penalty is a joke but the ref was swarmed with Liverpool and you've got the daft cunt ex ref in the studio insisting it's a pen.

Can VAR not make him retake it? I mean, isn't that what top 6 VAR is for?

Joke VAR pen incoming.

Solskjaer scoring against Bayern Munich is an iconic sporting photograph in this list but Tardelli reeling away after scoring his goal against West Germany in the 82 WC final isn't? Righto, Guardian.

Football focus is now an hour long show of bargain hunt. Now I know it had went downhill a bit but.......

I'm not saying they're delusional or confused but some of them reckon a wandering Sunderland AFC fan up here for work in the 1870s founded their own club. He'd just finished a shift where they used to build the boats and was walking home around dusk all by himself through a cobblestone ally when a ghostly voice whispered to him, "If ya build it, Marras will come. FTM." True story.

I've noticed for a while certain publications or whatever are described as 'left wing' on the BBC but never ever see the mail etc described as 'right wing'?

"And joining me, Tory Sol, on the match of the day sofa, two scallywags always laughing and joking......"

I'm more like Mick Lynch these days. 😟

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Fucking hell, she's not even cold......

I saw a bit and turned it off when the ref gave that dodgy pen then made them take it again after they missed. Fuck that. An amazing atmosphere, brilliant etc according to darke and jenas.

"Forza Milan, innit."

Any Milan fans living in London are probably waiters or chefs according to BTs Ian Darke. (He's still better than Fletch and even Jenas is better than the hopeless lass who did our game at Man City).

We really need a Nigel Faragexit tbh.

It's like your house is burning down but you're more bothered about catching a spider that's crawled behind a cupboard. Obviously they're doing it for votes as they've got nothing else but you honestly wonder at anyone getting vexed by this but not anything else?

He goes on rtg, this is mensa by comparison.

He's just sore because he asked them 'Has t'any bisto?' to go with his Sunday dinner and they replied, 'Fuck off you Spanish cunt.'

Also hearing Varadi's off to Sheff Wed as he's been shagging Keegan's lass and Wes Saunders isn't allowed in the changing room by himself. No confirmation if it's true but Stan Seymour is foaming with Hughie Gallacher as he still hasn't brought back the shears he borrowed to cut his hedge.

Shows what they think of large proportions of the country. They're utter cunts and about as subtle as that saksie knacker.

Will be a bigger lass if what I was told is correct?