Howmanheyman

My place describes the sick pay scheme as 'world class' and it's the only place I've been which has felt the need to do this and is also one of the worst sick pay schemes I've had where I've worked. It's not that bad, but they'll take it off you for 6 - 12 months if you've ever had to use it. 'World class' (FAO NUFC, don't go after any players described as 'world class'. It's a trap.)

I'd love to say this fish pun bollocks has pike'd my interest but it really hasn't. (I'm now annoyed with myself, tbh).

Tickets go on sale today, folks. Also, had an email from the trust to fill in a survey, but yet again the questions, man. Do you think the tickets for the final were done broadly right? Then a couple of Q's about how many away tickets corporate and the players should get. I feel so represented it's untrue! (I'm assuming they're getting heat from members with quite a few loyalty points but who've just missed out and they can't humblebrag on twitter so they're going after the players tickets?

Seconded.

She needs to step back from QT iyam?

They reckon Winkleman has a forehead like lieutenant Worf, err, I mean lescott which is why she's had the same fringe covering it for the last forty years.

Toontastic: (Nothing) Wykiki: "I tell tha for nowt, that winklecunt has shit 'aircut and is funny as a weekend on t'piste with folk from Lancashire. She thinks she's summit special that one, mark my words."

I'm having a pint in the crow's nest. 👍

Classy hitting a 14 year old lad who was with his 11 year old sister. Classy as fuck, marra.

Bloke used to get in my old local called jasper. Think he was a plasterer? No idea if his dad was a cunt?

Pretty sure I remember a young Norwich fan being brutally attacked by an older Sunderland prick a couple of years ago so maybe he didn't get the memo?

'Friendly trophy' up for grabs today as it's the Norwich City v Sunderland game. They've been desperate for almost forty years now.

My first holiday was a realisation or rather a confirmation that significant proportions of this country are cunts.

Macca fuming.

Aye, just remembered as I was doing a job.

Two ex-liverpool in the BT studio, Crouch and Mcmanaman, but in the interest of balance they have ex-West Ham and Chelsea Joe Cole.

Canny.

From what I've seen there's been no stoppages?

Five mins added?

BT sound a bit disappointed Liverpool are losing, concerned even? I'd expect excitement over a potential upset? Strange.

Klopp false grin watch = present ☑️

BT gutted. 'Fletch' said it's a great opportunity for Tottenham who play forest before mumbling, after a pause, and probably after someone whispered something to him that 'Newcastle United also play wolves tomorrow"

BT say nailed on pen. I say bollocks. Arm in an unnatural position but it hits him from point blank range as his back is turned and he's still in the air. How that's a penalty is a joke but the ref was swarmed with Liverpool and you've got the daft cunt ex ref in the studio insisting it's a pen.

Can VAR not make him retake it? I mean, isn't that what top 6 VAR is for?