Howmanheyman

Just going off a look on a couple of job adverts including an ex-employers advert and also what I see at my current place.

I genuinely haven't minded loads of their managers. The mackems on the other hand..... Howe doesn't put a foot wrong when interviewed, doesn't court controversy and just plays a straight, boring bat to the media, Hughton was similar, what's there to hate? They're fucking mental.

Had a little look and it wouldn't be for me, I didn't think it would but confirmed it. Excel, PowerPoint etc? I left school with two GCSEs and that's it, I'm not management material and never will be. Probably a better chance of Renton's idea tbh.

If they don't sell laughing stock cubes then they're missing a trick.

MLF - Mak Lies Frequently

Still might look into it though.

Not the first to mention that but I don't think I'd be up to it tbh and should've shown more interest in it at work if I was.

Honestly, haven't got a clue, it's more a case of what I don't want to do. It's been 11 years since the last time I was in this situation and I'm kinda better placed but it's not a great time cost of living wise. I could pay off the mortgage and just about get by if I ended up on a minimum wage job but would have little back up savings if I got sick of a new job whereas if I didn't pay it off I could walk into somewhere else and if the vibes and culture were terrible could just say 'fuck that', err, I mean, 'thanks but no thanks' and stroll out with not a care in the world. I don't mind doing a half day on a Saturday at a push but that's it, I don't want to do another night shift in my life ditto 12 hour shifts, (it's just too long and I'm technically/actually a carer so just don't have enough time in between shifts for that shit). If I do something different and like it, great but I'm aware I'll probably be on shit money if I do. I might be be fucking tremendous to have as an employee but I don't think I have it in me to bullshit which isn't necessarily a good attribute to have when you're looking for a new job, had a look at some advice on the internet and YouTube and it's the opposite of what I am, I'm not a one for talking shite. Here's the company's I've worked for, this is what I've done, if I was shite I wouldn't have lasted two minutes...... So when do I start?

I've hardly had any time off this year, was trying to get away but a mixture of not finding anything suitable and not knowing what to do with redundancy money and thinking a holiday maybe not the best idea right now seeing as it looks like we have a date all but confirmed for getting finished in early December after a couple of years of waiting playing cat and mouse. Nee rush.

Might just spend my holiday in Wallsend as it looks like we're going nowhere this year.

He got a massive new deal a year or so ago as well didn't he? They could be getting a Chelsea-esque helping hand from the Saudi's whilst it appears we got a bog standard fee for ASM who's still 26 I believe?

@Diego21 we once had a manager who put on a Dutch accent when he previously managed in Holland but he was just pretending to be Dutch as he was from Yorkshire the absolute FRAUD.

🎶 This isn't the greatest novel in the world, no, this a novela. 🎵

🎵 I'm a story teller, and my stories must be told, When I was at Newcastle, I tried to sign Caicedo🎶

I once learned five burning questions from the Knight Ryder and it blew my mind forever.

I would doubt it tbh. I couldn't imagine him being anonymous.

McAllister's red rescinded so he'll play us. Whey aye. Happens all the time.

I hope he was a panic buy, I hope he's shit but most of all I hope we beat these cunts on Sunday mainly because of their prick of a manager. 'Endo fuckin' story'

I got an absolute Hacky look from her at Huddersfield. Granted I'd had a few but genuinely have no idea what I'd done so heinously wrong to deserve it other than give her better looking mate a bit more attention.

Avoiding the bar weirdo no doubt.

🎶Pretend you're classy/respected/nails.... err, I mean happy when you're blue. It isn't really hard to do.....🎵

Chelsea's kit looks like 'West London Blues' from pro evolution.

Everton's defending, fuck me. 4-0