Howmanheyman

Same lad used to be a sex tourist, went to Bangkok, got in a taxi after getting out of the airport and told the driver to take him to the nearest warehouse.

I've got one who went down an internet rabbit hole, joined the occult and sold his soul to Santa.

They don't want to be in the PL like I'm not really arsed about shagging Jessica Chastain.

🎶 If you like vodka with cola And wumming fans on the net If you have plenty tickets If you're more than half a get If you like making people angry On a forum online I'm the cunt that you don't like Almost all of the time I didn't think of the ones who missed out I know that sounds kinda mean But me and the toontastic wankers Had fallen into the same old dull routine So I went on the club's website Took nine tickets for me And although I think I'm quite decent From a good family Yes I like vodka and cola And wumming fans on the net I'm not much into subtle I am into 'fuck you' I've got to meet you by tomorrow We can meet at the front In Newcastle's labour club Where we'll plan being cunts. 🎵

Aye, there's an absolute whopper at work, honestly talking weapons grade wanker here, who's been sorted for a ticket by a ST holder on his shift and I wouldn't even call him a glory hunter, he just wants to be well in with the ST holders on shift the absolute CUNT that he is. Boils my piss tbh.

"Look, the guys on toontastic gave me some shit about the labour club, so, so I made up a lot of stuff about getting nine tickets no bother because that's what I wanted but err, but it was all lies, err, everything. I kept saying I got nine tickets here, err, nine tickets there so I thought, err, yeah, sure, why not?"

Only two devices today for the spurs game and we had 18,000 and 15,000 in the queue so I'll be watching it on TV that day. I'm sure there'll be another questionaire from the trust any day soon about the away loyalty points.

If we're interested it might not necessarily be an interest coming primarily from Howe.

Until we hear anything concrete from either club it's much ado about nothing, my only comment being what I've seen of him is I wouldn't be breaking the bank.

Had jewels remain still cleaming going through my head, there.

".....and so when I saw the Sainsbury's van I automatically thought it was someone I don't know personally but know from a football message board who went by the codename 'Monkeys fist'. He couldn't hear me shout so I started to move my hands very fast to get his attention when my pants all of a sudden fell down so I had the unenviable task of trying to pull them up whilst furiously still moving my hands in a quick motion which I now realise might have looked like a man masturbating at sexy looking man in uniform which absolutely wasn't the case."

Bitter sweet, memories, is all he's taking from stormont.

He was a serial killer hunted for everywhere with police forces coming against a brick wall time and time again until some health and safety rep checked his abseiling equipment on a wall climbing day and noticed speckles of blood mixed with shit on his hands and safety clasps. After putting two and two together he watched him get in his HGV truck where he was skiving from work so then alerted the authorities, the previous thinking that he fantasised so hard that he needed to shit was now discarded as they realised the copious shitbags were just a mundane side effect of his job being away from the netty for long periods.

Christina's idea of work and mine differ a little.

He's too busy shitting in plastic bags.

Nee haversack with your bait in? RIP @PaddockLad WC credentials.

I thought that was Crockett at first glance.

Only ever heard that one as a Geordie bakers. (and the Elvis pet mouse joke is some age, robin robin!)

I had the 90 shirt too and the full strip from 86. The 86 kit was a thing of beauty with the shorts just rounding it off with the hoop. Very 80s, very umbro but with a bit of extra panache.

The yellow ones are so well done but little details let them down as in a bit of white cloth where there wasn't one, the collar on the G&Y stripes shirt being too big, the yellow on both being slightly the wrong tone. They also got the blue ASICS one absolutely spot on design wise but had the blue a bit too light. The silver ones were virtually perfect as was the grandad collar although the tino Barcelona shirt was poor, coincidentally I've just got an original delivered today.

They're just slimy cunts aren't they?

Hit and miss tbh, or very close but no cigar in some instances, they can can sometimes get some small, complicated details completely right then fuck it up with something dead easy to do. Definitely go a size up.

They reckon their bogs make Bobby Sands cell after a dirty protest look like a bedroom in a sandals brochure.

It's a self sustaining shit hole, marra. When their founding father walked back home from his shift where they used to build the boats, a ghostly voice added to his other ghostly monologue, 'If ya build it, marras will come but ya better have a fucking good cleaning company lined up for the state of the bogs. FTM'

But did the Magedia mention this initiative? Did they fuck, marra. If it was the Mags they'd be shouting about it from the rewftops. Mag at work reckons the Saudis have hired top Mag-ician David Copperfield to hide any positive SAFC stories. True story. FTM.