Howmanheyman

'tis easier to enter the kingdom of heaven than to walk through the forum on the way to the post office on Wallsend high street.' Kevin 92:93

I walked through it yesterday.

You should be ok, my phone doesn't have NFC turned on by default which I found out I needed THE FUCKING DAY AFTER THE GAME.

Having just got back on after locking myself out of it, I'm more than happy to deactivate for loads of reasons.

A few people with a lot of loyalty points seem to be flapping on twitter. Why? Surely they'll be ok if everything is above board? (Obviously wouldn't be happy if I had a legit ticket being pulled but apart from that?)

I thought he was dead?

No email from the club again. It's looking like the club have got £74 from me for the square root of fuck all.

It's a pity the pitches aren't muddy anymore in football, (just thinking of the women's world cup, really).

Are we writing off the king's league cup win?

🎵 I'm a bullshit merchant And my stories I must tell My mag mates have ditched England And they've ditched Scotland as well. 🎶

I'm so glad they're not bothered, really not bothered.

Imagine getting a hefty fee for hosting these two games? Imagine? We could even use some of it, loan free, for maintenance in case any lifts are broken? Imagine?

I just think he was giving them a boost after a hammering.

It's my 50th on the 8th September, what better a birthday treat could I have than to head to SJP to watch, [checks post].... Saudi Arabia v Costa Rica. (I bet that little weird YouTube kid goes to it).

New season, new dog walking.....

Not this time. At the time he had a bad habit (for him) of being a fist magnet.

A pal of mine got so arseholed in one of the boxes that he staggered out a good while after the match had ended, went to get the bus near the central station, saw some Grimsby fans, gave them stick after he got jumped on down there in the previous game against them, he then got howked again and so became the only Newcastle fan alive to be chinned home and away by Grimsby. The point of course is you can get very drunk in those places.

Applied again. £73 for me and the daughter in category 3. I'm positive she didn't get a discount for the villa game? (Had we been successful).

Someone suggested on twitter singing 'Hey Sandro, Sandro italiano' to 'Mambo italiano' but in the rush of youth or a lack of creativity left it at that so I added the rest what with being the toontastic lyrical gangster.... 🎶 Hey Sandro! Sandro Italiano Hey Sandro! Sandro Italiano Go, go, go You sexy bastard from Milano All you crazy Geordies go a loco for the Milanese Sandrooo....... .....Italianooooo! 🎵

They're petrified they'll be hounded by a compliant media amplifying and basically doing the bidding of the howls from the likes of Klopp, Arteta and the Dutch nonce at old Trafford. They bottle it, pure and simple.

Bent as fuck or absolutely shit scared to give a last minute decision against one of the NW firm. fuck all will be made compared to if the tables was turned.

What can you say?

They'd definitely be up for a monorail.

The sky concern is palpable.