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The only thing the last one got right is that it's not even close.

"It would be a shame if only St. James' Park made the North East cut, don't you think?" [Both] "Hahahaha." "I'll get right on it. Our man in UEFA will give us no trouble, one, he's in our pocket, two, the poor cunt's actually been to Sunderland."

"What do you mean it was meant to be informal? I just grabbed the first convenient thing to hand."

I think the KO time will benefit us more than them, their fans will still be digesting their dinners and trying to tear themselves away from football focus whilst ours will be refreshed with some canned beverages amongst other things on the way down. "Thoil ave a sore head lyta on drinking this early Tracoi, yow mark moi words, hunnoi bee."

Just make sure the pretty words = 3 points, capiche?

She doesn't think it's right, he should marry his own kind, it's all very well marrying a Tory cunt, but couldn't he marry a white Tory cunt?

To borrow from @Sonatine.....

Are U2 re-releasing it, like?

@PaddockLad quite likes Ken Bruce, I'm sure?

"Who's your next messoiah? Mowhamsalad Salmon Sandwich? Lol. Do you get it, Malcolm? It's on moi new banner!"

"Helloooooo Felicity."

All they had to say was 'we're doing well, so are these but we're at home, we have a chance of beating them.' and you'd say fair enough for a partizan viewpoint but to make up made up patterns? MLF imaginary behaviour, marra, best leave that stuff to the experts. FTM.

We'll need to be on it to get anything from the Man Yow of the West Midlands, a week's rest should be consideribloi enough.

Lost in translation, he asked if the boy was Suk Mi Tung as this was who he was expecting to fix his boiler.

Thanks for the update.

Dear Red Hand Gang, I am writing on behalf of the MLFs (massive lads fans) of Sunderland. We have great memories of your show and noticed it was red hand gang and not black and white hand gang. Do you want to be our friends? We have so much in common, you had a catchy theme tune and we also have a catchy theme tune called ready to go by Republica. If you agree that our run out song is brilliant and you hate the mags anaarl we can form a special bond just like the 136 other special bonds we already have and James bond III who played Doc can be our 137th bond lol. Yours, Red Hand Gang Black Cats. (Founded 21.40 tonight).

Klopp false grin. ☑️

Liverpool looking a shambles despite Arsenal being a good side.

Wenger was walking along the quayside talking to everyone when Arsenal stayed at the hotel du vin one year, can you imagine if he'd decided to go the other way? Within five minutes he'd be at the bottom of Shields road, another couple of minutes he'd be outside the butcher's arms. (There but for the grace of God).

Aye, I had to go down to Optus Sports to watch it.

If you can get a ticket that'll be champion.

What a massive three points that was, they were excellent early on, that Schade or whatever he's called was their MotM by a mile and we definitely got out of jail but...... How the fuck is that a penalty, man? we deserved to be behind but not by that, second half we blew them away which is to our immense credit, being 1-0 down away to a team who has only lost once at home whilst playing shite? Fucking tremendous. Should've been game over but officials who are fucking shit scared to make a call against the cunt 6 have no such qualms at present v us or Brighton apparently and made us hang on a bit. Wilson's disallowed goal was even worse than the penalty against isak. Fucking disgraceful. Can't speak higher about the squad and management, fucking robbed blind but still came out on top, take a fucking bow lads. 👏

The daughter put it on, come back from the kitchen and she'd had enough and is now in her bedroom on the playstation, Man U just scored and one octave of fan boy Fletch's voice was enough to turn it over to OF game just in time to see Tavernier score a great free kick but NO AWAY FANS? RIP Scottish fitba.