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Tempers were getting flared at the turnstile, one of the turnstiles just stopped working full stop. There was more than just me.

Just looked at the website and it says you need NFC on. Mine wasn't. Should've been clearer on this.

What's a 'chook' by the way? To me it can only be the phonetic pronouncement of Harry Kane telling someone he'll meet them in the Duke.

There was bedlam in the east stand and the gallowgate corner. The download had a barcode on so surely this was enough? The information I saw on it asked fans to make sure they already had the ticket downloaded before they got to the game. I read nothing about NFC.

It was a transferred ticket and I had no idea about NFC needing to be on, I thought the download would be enough?

Surprised nobody has mentioned the queues to get in, an absolute shambles and wtf have we got to do to have a match delayed when it involves NUFC? And the fucking hammer blow was finally getting to the turnstile as the match has already kicked off only for it not to work, I heard someone saying it seemed to work for iPhones but not android and I wasn't the only one to walk away and miss the game. So having missed out on the ballot then getting a reprieve with a transferred ticket I still couldn't get in. Fucking joke just as we're getting to be a really good side as well. Only bonus was bumping into an old mate I haven't seen for years in the Irish club who was in the same boat as me and watching the rest of the game in there, (it was 1-1 when I got in). Need to do better than this for letting people simply get in to a fucking match, I thought last week's friendlies was supposed to iron out stuff like yesterday? I honestly can't see me going back again, as fantastic as it was watching the game back when I got in I'm just a bit disappointed to put it mildly with how yesterday ended up going.

Be careful what you wish for.....

I had a bit of a fuck on getting my ticket transferred as I've never used Google wallet before but eventually we realised that the problem was with the thick cunt who was doing the transferring. (Ahem).

The England one was funnier from a non NUFC perspective, just.

He did, Gaz was cush about it.

It doesn't bother me at all where people think we'll finish but it's the brainspin of saying we'll underachieve. They clearly think we've overachieved last season so how can we then underachieve unless they now class us as a bona fide top 4/6 club? Which one is it? (I'm aware it's merson we're talking about here, so.... aye, he is a carrot short of a casserole).

See also Graham Taylor, do I not like that and England failing to qualify for the WC.

Just put sky on, merson has selected NUFC in a underachieving clubs prediction and also picked Havertz as a one to watch. If we overachieved last year then us falling short this year would be par for the course, surely? To underachieve by their opinions of us we'd have to be fighting relegation wouldn't we?

Barry Norman, eat your heart out.

Had a couple drinks in bar loco with the wife and daughters, don't know what you were all going on about? I had a couple of pints and they all had a short. (We shared a couple of wraps of Billy Whizz between us as well).

We've been loads of times, love it.

El coto, wor lass can't really walk far or down much stairs, bar loco was about our best bet.

Is bar loco any good? Out with the familia for a meal close by and might pop in if we're early?

Fucking Magedia again.......

I thought that too, They're already halfway through the season!

Watched it and still think I'd rather they didn't bother, canny enough but I think these things you're setting yourself up for a fall. Obviously it's going to get better when the run in starts. One bit of kudos for the producers is the Newcastle fans shown were non of the usual fame hungry cunts which makes me feel glad knowing the usual suspects will be telling everyone how much they're loving watching the show but knowing inside they'll be gutted they weren't asked to be on it.

There must've been some kind of mistake in the first programme because, this is going to be hard to comprehend but...... Amazon, amazingly, somehow, forgot to mention the massive lads of Sunderland in the first few sentences of the first episode. Gipetto devastated by the Sunderland omission as he watched it but pretended he hadn't. Heads will roll in Riyadh tonight. (Little one for the MLFs there seeing they could do with some cheering up).

I'm surprised klopp hasn't banged his head on that ceiling of his yet.

"Look, I can only reiterate, the players bonus deal I've got for you, honestly it's so gold plated, ifvoo qualify for ver chaahmpions league you'll be so minted you'll be taking away my kids inheritance it'szaat good, on my kids lives I swear to god!"

She can set about my piece if she likes?