Howmanheyman

Was thinking similar, after a few pints I'm like like Begbie, willing some wide, so-called, hard cunt to open their mooth.

ConcisedYP.

'C'moaaan ya wee little hoose on the prairie! Faahkin bulbs bin sitting fae twa weeks waiting to be changed! Jesus, how much faahkin poppy is this wee cunt getting? Am away tae see if ah kin git a pey rise if this is the faahkin standard wuv goat roond here these days!' 'Ah'll no fergit this shit in a hurry and when am tearing it up on some futuristic world wide web message board ah'll bring this up, Florrie, you better believe it!'

Is it just me or has anyone noticed that Bruno's been a bit off it lately?

To be fair to Bruno, wor lass sometimes used to pretend to sleep and not hear our two babies crying for their milk/nappy change as well or just brazenly turn over and say 'Your turn'.

It wasn't until around 2020 that I started to worry about the 40 point mark as I still hadn't accepted what Ashley turned us into so it isn't hardwired and I should be ok on that score.

If someone gets me a ticket I'll let them off having to suck my dick tbh, can't say fairer than that.

Nowt for me....

Sky sports is the Man U and Liverpool show. You put Neville and Carragher on every week and you get a Liverpool and Man United centric narrative. They could solve this if they wanted to?

That couldn't happen at NUFC because there'd be an hour's debate about who should have the microphone followed by a fortnight of bitching on twitter. Or certain people would bring their own mics in so you'd have the likes of Tory boy, Pearson, Wraith and the rest of them facing off at the same time against each other like a latter day run DMC.

0-4 and it isn't half time yet.

Just put lyon v PSG on and can only conclude they'll cut through us especially if defensive injuries are still apparent by then. It's 2-0 to PSG which I've missed but did see a Lyon corner turn into a three on two counter attack by PSG where they hit the bar as the three toyed with the two. Your French correspondent, Haw-Hee-HawmanHeyman. (They've just scored a third after 38 mins).

Hope is like 'Död'' rom the seventh seal.

Pewa tbh.

That's a pen but we're shit today so carry on, nothing to see here.

Target is literally dogshit. I'm not happy saying that but he is. He's not alone having a mare but his ceiling is fucking low.

Targett + Alan Smith = defeat. Isak missed two very good chances already, Targett looks weak as fuck. Obviously hope I'm wrong.

I think he's a Chelsea fan.

Just noticed the times of the Milan and Dortmund away games. I'm going to have to put half a shift holiday in for both and pray I get them. Fuck my life if I don't get them, never mind getting tickets, I might not even get to see it on the TV. Fucking bullshit move this. Are the others getting any early kick offs or just us mugs?