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That sounds a bit like my mates guarantee whenever they've done a job for me. It's called 'The Driveway Guarantee' it's only valid till they walk off my driveway.

I always associate away games at Goodison as being night games and difficult yet rare weekend afternoon games seem to be a lot more tranquil and fruitful, it's why I'm not taking anything for granted when we play them on Thursday night after Spurs.

Hope it goes as well as possible, TP.

CT tried his one hundred and twelfth thousand hobby and fad by booking a weight watching class with a lass from Jamaica. Her company was called Diets of the Carribbean.

Shameless. just like the 'top 11' that included 11th placed Liverpool a few months ago.

Was going to say 'unbelievable' about that non pen but, well, it isn't unbelievable is it?

'Roy, are you smelling the danger again?' 'Smelling the danger? The only thing I'm smelling is Micah's guts. That's a disgrace, Micah. A disgrace.'

Title run in, game on a knife edge and sky split the screen to show Ten Haag and Maguire walking into the City ground. I don't think Sky are 'smelling'* the idea that nobody gives a fuck. *Seeing that's one of their buzz words.

He even asked their fans questions about Chelsea, he asked them what historical battle was their ground based on? "You fackin, wot? Ow we sapposed to know that?"

Just watched motd and we mustn't be a big club yet as they only praised villa and didn't go into how shit we were. (They did it with Tottenham and Chelsea. They'll do it today as well if forest beat Man United).

🎶Now noize, frum the XG boyz, Now noise, frum the XG boyz, Now noise, frum the XG boyz! 🎵

Awful today, their players have had acres of space all game, embarrassingly so. Unfortunately our defence not having a good one has coincidentally enough linked in to our midfield being totally AWOL. We're third as we play as a unit, wander from that and this is the result. Hopefully there's a lesson to be learned because this'll cost us CL without a doubt if it isn't addressed. Shocking.

Get a goal and they'll shit themselves. Hopefully Eddie has had a good enough view of this to put it right. Some fucking mares going on out there today. One goal. Cake their pants.

GERRIN!!!

It's funny how they often describe SJP as lopsided when the SoL also has a third tier that goes alongside the pitch then wraps around an end behind one of the goals, ours is just a bit bigger. And better. And has a far, far superior surrounding area near the stadium. It's almost as if they are hard of thinking?

I think he'd be a mug to go to Chelsea tbh. Man U used to pick Arsenal's pockets for their best players but that era might be over so arsenal could be a good bet but they might deteriorate from where they are presently. Man U is a decent bet for him as they are what they are and will eventually be bought I'd guess but might depend if they fancy Kane? If Ferguson was there and they were still a power there's no doubt in my mind Kane would have been there a couple of years ago. Like I say, I don't think we're ready to spend that big on one player until the money starts rolling in and even then I don't think they're going to risk financial oblivion when there could be an alternative that makes better sense.

If we were genuinely after him and he was on a free in a years time then it would be a case of how big are his gonads? As much as I think he's a good player maybe our gurus think there's a better player in the long run elsewhere and at a better age plus sell on value etc. It's hard to get our heads around but I don't think Ashworth and co are duck eggs.

With respect, I'd say there's more than one. We've only really got three previous crests but we've loads of away shirts and years to come, (I hope).

Haven't seen any FTM flags so the SOL safety officer in collaboration with the mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen have clearly influenced the hierarchy at Feyenoord.

Roma are playing feyenoord tonight wearing an away shirt with an old crest* on, they've done this before, Atalanta have as well and I'm a big fan of it, would love it if we did the same occasionally on one of our away shirts. Tonight's shirt has the second from top left, sometimes they've had bottom first left. HMHM verdict:

With our backs? It would never pass the risk assessment and you couldn't afford the claim we'd later put in even if it did.

You tell 'em, Richard!

Are you ready for this? I don't want to go all UM/Chinkee on yo ass but I can't recall seeing these in the corner, scoreboard, The Percy, Rosie's or even.......gasps.......in the labour club........ (A liberal amount of 'bro's' in this video but no 'fams' or 'bluds' I don't seem to recall? Anyway, welcome on board one and all). PS. Can someone check in on Wykiki after he sees, but more importantly, hears this.

So one's a mozzarella and the other is a register? Interesting.....

Could you have put this on before 10 o'clock?