Howmanheyman

Imagine.

I was at this game. Pure defiance in the away end and in the face of division three opening it's jaws to take us.

He'd have an arsenal Tweety bird flying circles around his head if I had to spend any more than five minutes in his or the shouty prick on that vid, blud, you get me, fam?

'nothing sounds like anfield' according to an advertisement hoarding by Sonos. I doubt there's many quieter stadiums on a Saturday afternoon when they're home to a team they should beat. I think only Goodison comes close. Both decent on a night match, horrendous on a Saturday afternoon.

There's a strong whiff of Sissoko about him at the end of our relegation season. Actually, could be a Wjnaldum as well, decent player, game can pass them by though when you're battling.

Tielemans was robbed for the goal and he's frequently looked very lightweight when I've seen him, he's the antithesis of what we're supposed to be about which is why I'm always sceptical when I see him linked to us.

It's been mentioned before but what must their more sentient fans make of that message board?

I like them all as well, our first and original looks better than the pic a few posts up which doesn't look like a true representation of what was on our shirts in the cup finals then permanently around 1970.

Let them get a win, we'll fuck them up here. It'll be a genuine pleasure.

Fuck. 15 mins injury time.

Didn't know this game was on, put it on at 2-1 waiting for arsenal to equalise watching arteta act the tit, their fans booing the keeper and calling for a pen even for tackles on the halfway line, go for a piss, come back and it's 3-1!

He can fuck not just right off, but left off as well for me.

Can't read it, couldn't give a fuck but note that spurs can't compete with a club who were starved of investment from a malevolent owner while they've been doing canny. I just wonder if he wrote an article bemoaning our situation then, (and to a degree now what with our hands being tied until the rotten fish Ashley left are fumigated and desposed of), or is he just a moaning cockney twat?

🎵We are the CT, The CT family And we are desperate, and we are sad We're force fed bhuna, From Sahib Grossman 'Cos we've got A knacker for a dad.🎶

Snap-ish!

'Welcome to Super Sunday. We've a massive clash in the battle for top four and a champions league place between just Newcastle and Spurs. So Gary, what went wrong in Seville on Thursday night for United? Take your time by the way, no rush we'll be doing a deep dive into the United defeat and the fall out so feel free to ramble on about it, just try and finish by the time Tyler does his 'And it's live' dirge. for the start of the........ who's playing again?...... Oh yeah, just Newcastle versus Spurs.'

As shit as they've been on occasions they've got danger in Kane and Son plus Kane's 'benefit of the doubt' free card he gets from the refs. We need to be on it and not start like the last couple games or we're in trouble, start well and hopefully these will collapse like a pack of cards©. If I was a betting man, (I'm not) I'd say our chastening defeat at Villa combined with this important game at home to put it right plus them being fragile in confidence gives us the better chance, a higher XCh if you prefer? It's sky's only PL game that day so funny it's a two o'clock KO? How they going to fill the time in when they haven't got a later game to concentrate on and show us various players and manager's entering a stadium while our game's playing? ©Joe Harvey

Wow! I can't believe the team that got away with a 2-0 defeat up here and were hammered 7-0 by Liverpool and 4-0 by Brentford have been second best in an away game in a European quarter final match. I'm standing right here beside myself.

Wtf is savage going on about? 'nobody could see this coming?' I could understand if you were a Man U fan who'd been in a coma for 15 years but otherwise.....

BT sport = Devastated.

If it was blob, I wouldn't be there! Done more than my fair share in the past, never do it now. Fuck. That.

Wykiki spotted on CCTV at a meeting......

Well then that's two of us.