Howmanheyman

What staggers me about mufc is the amount of pundits who seemed to think they were going to be top 4. They got 3rd last year and I still don't know how, some very tight one goal victories and the normal benefit of the doubt decisions they always get. The mental thing this season is they're doing shit and they're still getting those decisions, they have four points more than they should courtesy of Refs/VAR. Hope the Dutch divvy stays around a while longer.

Through gritted teeth I have to say that's a magnificent result for the MLF hordes who aren't too keen on promotion. Fair play.

If they were both on the coast road I could understand or if the coast road wasn't as long? Maybe just me but cockeyed Mala could see this is just wrong even with his questionable 20/20 vision.

Talking of el classico eastendico, (coast road derby?) Pfftt. it's the el trampico at half twelve today if anyone's interested or wants to make a mega match day thread on it? Anyone? No?

Eh? I can kinda see their reasoning but err....

If this was fist deciding the best thing to come out of SA there might have been a different outcome.

Yes, something like that.

Ethel at the old people's home helped Arthur to get to sleep by sneaking into his bed at night and holding his family allowance till he fell asleep then she'd go back to her own bed. This was a nightly occurrence but one day she visited Arthur to tell him she'd be visiting her son and his family for a few days. 'But what about you holding on to my John Thomas till I go to sleep?' Arthur asked. Ethel replied, 'Don't worry, I've asked Dot to stand in and she said she doesn't mind helping.' When Ethel returned, Arthur asked to have a word, 'Ethel, if you don't mind I'm going to have Dot helping me by holding on to my one eyed snake.' Ethel didn't mind too much although was slightly hurt. 'What has Dot got that I haven't?' She asked. Arthur replied, 'epilepsy.'

El Classico Eastendico.

Beat me to it, BD. But you're not quite right, she said, "Where eez zis famous Newcastle lover, Haw-Hee-HawmanHeyman? I want him to impregnate me or die trying."

Philippe AlSchar.

Welcome on board ya flamin' bunyip!

Brian Stein? (OG). That cunt with the headband*? (Another OG). * Foster, the one who Gazza and KENNY Wharton wound up by taking the piss and KENNY rounding it off by sitting on the ball.

I haven't heard anyone say 'stand up and fight' as much as this fucking idiot since I watched status quo on top of the pops singing 'you're in the army. Now.'

I can't believe you didn't ask her if she knew UM? A school boy error, Alex.

I don't disagree with that but one or two are definitely giving us a little pat on the head.

'I see. Is this 'mate' in the room with us now?'

'The Kenny' Gemmill laying his booby trap right there.

Carragher was enjoying himself but there's a bit of a condescending tone underneath the surface, 'Yous like a Gregg's up here'. A pastie or a sausage roll.' 'do the dance, we'll do it with you.' Aye it's just a laugh but imagine a cockney ex-pro interviewing him, 'ere, Scouser, you lot laahve a bit of Beatles mania daahntcha? Go on my saan, sing me sergeant peppers lonely hearts claab, I'll join in, daahnt worry.' Or how about, 'Excellent game in midfield today, Roy. You single handedly won that midfield battle for Manchester United, but you love the old blarney don't you, eh? Eh? Why don't you give us all a little Irish jig, I'll join in. Gwaan, gwaan, gwaan. Lol.'

Murphy and Anderson's faces, man.

At my mate's shed/bar, got home a bit pissed around eleven, watched YouTube videos of everything I could see about the match. Didn't get to bed until 01.35. Had to be up at 05.15. Reminds me of a very similar timetable to the original Barcelona game. Fucking brutal but worth it.

Not at work but had one come into my timeline and he was the same. Liverpool are the same as Man United. If you've met one of their non-local fans, you've met them all.

Even that kid thinks it was a red card.

"If sir would just like to put his balls on the counter then I'll sharp have them off."