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A pal of mine got so arseholed in one of the boxes that he staggered out a good while after the match had ended, went to get the bus near the central station, saw some Grimsby fans, gave them stick after he got jumped on down there in the previous game against them, he then got howked again and so became the only Newcastle fan alive to be chinned home and away by Grimsby. The point of course is you can get very drunk in those places.

Applied again. £73 for me and the daughter in category 3. I'm positive she didn't get a discount for the villa game? (Had we been successful).

Someone suggested on twitter singing 'Hey Sandro, Sandro italiano' to 'Mambo italiano' but in the rush of youth or a lack of creativity left it at that so I added the rest what with being the toontastic lyrical gangster.... 🎶 Hey Sandro! Sandro Italiano Hey Sandro! Sandro Italiano Go, go, go You sexy bastard from Milano All you crazy Geordies go a loco for the Milanese Sandrooo....... .....Italianooooo! 🎵

They're petrified they'll be hounded by a compliant media amplifying and basically doing the bidding of the howls from the likes of Klopp, Arteta and the Dutch nonce at old Trafford. They bottle it, pure and simple.

Bent as fuck or absolutely shit scared to give a last minute decision against one of the NW firm. fuck all will be made compared to if the tables was turned.

What can you say?

They'd definitely be up for a monorail.

The sky concern is palpable.

Add Brian Woolnough who said on that tedious sky journalist show on the weekend KK called it a day that he'd go down as accomplishing nothing in the game. He'd have had a mouthful of Walker knuckle has he said that in my company.

They should do. Missed the first half but apparently wolves had chances? I'm genuinely gobsmacked that some have tipped them to have a shout at the title or finish second.

Always came across as a cunt.

"Get t'bugger out on loan."

Signing of the season: Tonali Top goalscorer: Isak Most assists: Gordon Biggest surprise: LTA praises Gordon halfway through the season. Best Young player: Gordon Player of the season: Isak PL finish: 3rd CL finish: Out in round of 16. Trophies? Howay, man.

Didn't take long for @Gemmillto let his Klopp frustrations be shared with all and sundry on YouTube.

You just log on whenever and register your interest, fill in your bank details should you be lucky and choose the category you want and then wait for an email telling you if you're lucky, no email, no ticket. Took me till Leeds around Christmas to not get one last year, first game this time.

Not really.

Emailed the club about the entrance fiasco. Expect a generic reply to be honest.

He's the biggest cunt on the sidelines alongside Arteta, the fucking brass neck. But aye, as gemmill says, he's rattled to fuck despite all the advantages his club have over ours.

So just to recap, we've won our first match against an improved Aston Villa 5-1 and currently sit on top of the premier league whilst they've lost all three of their games and are out of the league cup before we've even entered it. I'm sure most MLFs will be totally zen about all this and take in their leisurely stride.

He was good value, Taylor. Definitely rooted for him.

Great post but you forgot to mention the multi billionaire who owned dell that was going to transform them till it didn't happen again.

Yet they have us finishing eighth.

Strewth!

I must've missed that.

Who said that?