Howmanheyman

I'll probably give it a miss.

Flawed but interesting. /R Gill

"Oo needs Costa del sol when you've got these views? And picnic table is meant to be just round corner here......." "oh bugger."

It's the model where the fans fix their own seats and they have to take out a loan to fix the lift.

It's Pop Robson I feel sorry for here, he's unwittingly the face of this fucking idiot, (I'd say half wit but does he even have half?)

🎶 I was watching European club football From my home upon the Wear And watching all those clubs playing Brought forth a mighty tear For watching half the teams playing It brought paternal pride Formed by travelling mackem workmen Who journeyed from Wearside Many flags we did make them Many strips we did donate Some of this is bullshit Not a little bit..... .....but we'll just...... ..... Keep riding...... ......with it. 🎵

Not many peypul know that Sunderland and their inhabitants from yesteryear actually invented inventing stuff. Up until the first time they said 'let's start just inventing stuff' everything new in the world was just a big massive flewk that somehow just happened, it took a mackem to actually plan on makking owt, marra. Fade to title...... 🎵 I'm a story teller And my stories must be told. We invented inventing And then we invented massive flags We invented those cloth like symbols And we did it before the mags. 🎶

Just been on Kendall's CCTV YouTube page AND FUCK ME THERE'S GEMMILL AGAIN!! "Last one back home doesn't get a mintcake with their pastie!"

And the latter is the one true meaning of the word.

'Look, they said err.....go on football forums and try to get people interested in shit fights and pretend it'll be great so I said err... sure, err... why not? But it was just a lie, they're as fucking appealing as trying to lick Thérèse Coffey's mott.'

That must've been embarrassing thinking you'd got away without anyone hearing you call it a 'bap'.

'Watching the David Beckham documentary', for fuck sake, man.

'Ah waz coming out of the ground and this Boro fan was sticking four fingaz up at iz, whilst at the sayam time spitting on mayad up wimmins and bairns so strayat away ah waz about to clayn him out with a one-a but the Northumbria police, (all fucking mags by the way), got theya horses in the way. Ah pointed out that the Boro fans were takking liberties with the Mayad up wimmins and bairns but theya wouldn't let us past so ah called the horse a mag cunt and ee didn't knaas what to say, he just kept his head down, and used his hooves to cover his eyes with his blinkers. Disgrayasful beyhaviour from the Boro fans and the Mag Northumbria police, like.'

One of boro's scorers is from a Sunderland supporting family so......

I totally agree but it's deflating letting a late goal in, especially when we really should've made it 3-1. I'd have took a point before the game, I'd have taken one at HT as well! Like has been said, easier games and a mini break to get some players back.

I'd have took a point pre-game, that goal is a killer, these happy to defend, tails up then break on us, I can only think Wilson isn't a 100% fit because he has to start this. Pope could've come out a bit quicker but that's on Lascelles I'm afraid, he's even being told who to pick up but he's far too late. We're missing Gordon as well. Disappointing but we've still a chance.

Commentator masturbation - confirmed.

1-1. Fergie time alive and kicking.

Six minutes injury time?

What staggers me about mufc is the amount of pundits who seemed to think they were going to be top 4. They got 3rd last year and I still don't know how, some very tight one goal victories and the normal benefit of the doubt decisions they always get. The mental thing this season is they're doing shit and they're still getting those decisions, they have four points more than they should courtesy of Refs/VAR. Hope the Dutch divvy stays around a while longer.

Through gritted teeth I have to say that's a magnificent result for the MLF hordes who aren't too keen on promotion. Fair play.

If they were both on the coast road I could understand or if the coast road wasn't as long? Maybe just me but cockeyed Mala could see this is just wrong even with his questionable 20/20 vision.

Talking of el classico eastendico, (coast road derby?) Pfftt. it's the el trampico at half twelve today if anyone's interested or wants to make a mega match day thread on it? Anyone? No?