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We were knackered keeping them at bay but what was a bit disappointing was when they tired a bit and we had possession towards the back end of that game we made the wrong pass, didn't pass at all or overhit it. Long term we need to replace Burn as he couldn't overlap Barnes near the end and we need to look at upgrading almiron as he hasn't got a right foot or a particularly great football brain. Thought our South American players weren't particularly at it and Bruno's fluffed chance summed up his game. Schar and Botman were excellent.

We probably owe both al hilal and Fulham if penfold and Ashley did the deal.

These are just a level above, it's that simple. When you're constantly defending and covering spaces unfortunately it fucks you so absolutely no shock we're struggling with possession especially as these know what they're doing. Hopefully we keep them out and get a break up front but can't say I'm too confident.

Hopefully hold on to him for too long.

How pundits think they're a guaranteed top 4 finish amazes me. I know I've said it before but they're just not that good.

Carragher is a permanent fixture for Liverpool games, Neville is for Man U. TNT showing champions Man City v us and we've got Crouch and Rio Ferdinand.

That looked like a penalty to me for spurs.

It's a joke they've already got three points on board.

These aren't Villa, villa did cause us the odd problem, if villa can these absolutely can. It's our best chance for years but only in the sense we can give them trouble, normally you're just wondering how many they'll score. I'd gladly take a point now then hope to annihilate that cunt Klopp's side next week. Villa, Man City, Liverpool then Brighton away is no fluke either iyam.

Merson also said he was surprised we managed to get Tonali.

I'd hope so, obviously hoping we get a very significant increase in revenue. This 'fair market price' seems to priced in to assume we're still a Mike Ashley club or so it sometimes seems.

There's been some horrendous Adidas kits the last couple of years, hope they make an effort for us and no fucking blank patch on the back.

There's an angle where it really looks like he wasn't touched but they're never overturned for these cunts.

Brighton looking decent and winning although not the toughest two first fixtures.

That'll be Klopp's low ceiling holding them back.

Can't get it on mine?

How very dare you! (As if I'd marry a mackem).

Years ago about four or five of us ended up on a boat disco cruise on the Tyne for a work night out, when we got on it was all women, two separate groups of them, straight away, as soon as we walked onto the boat one of them, already pissed, from the group from Seaham iirc, got her tits out for us and said 'do you like these?' I realised then that it was going to be an eventful night. Towards the end of it, the DJ played some game where they had to grab a garment from a man, long story short I ended up bollock naked as the pack of feral females basically jumped on me, yanked my clothes off, (unfortunately that was the only thing they yanked off), then hid my clothes. Luckily by that point in the night I'd had enough drink myself to just laugh it off and go with the flow so I just went on the dance floor with them with not a care in the world before the sight of a young stallion in his prime and glory became a bit too much and my items of clothing started to slowly return although I never did get one sock. My hondacrackas were the last to appear so they obviously liked something they saw?

'tis easier to enter the kingdom of heaven than to walk through the forum on the way to the post office on Wallsend high street.' Kevin 92:93

I walked through it yesterday.

You should be ok, my phone doesn't have NFC turned on by default which I found out I needed THE FUCKING DAY AFTER THE GAME.

Having just got back on after locking myself out of it, I'm more than happy to deactivate for loads of reasons.

A few people with a lot of loyalty points seem to be flapping on twitter. Why? Surely they'll be ok if everything is above board? (Obviously wouldn't be happy if I had a legit ticket being pulled but apart from that?)

I thought he was dead?

No email from the club again. It's looking like the club have got £74 from me for the square root of fuck all.