Howmanheyman

Do you do free shipping to Newcastle upon Tyne?

Fish answering like....

That's really good but it'll look like sparklers in the back garden when we win the cup or the PL.

Although I've never heard of him I did spell his name out last week when I had an eye test.

Last night's loss for them now makes a draw against arsenal not the worst result now they've fucked their game in hand, puts us effectively three ahead of them now with the same games played, obviously we don't want to be doing anything silly like lose at home before the end of the end of the season.

Excellent result for us that, Brighton are a quality side but up front just haven't got enough quality to merit the rest of their outstanding play. They dominated us and couldn't score, they got a lucky pen at the death tonight to win, lucky as in it was a needless thing to do by Shaw, I think we'll have a tough game when they come up here but if they play in the final third like that we should get a draw at worst. As for Man U, keep our heads and we should be looking to finish ahead of them. Tough game on Sunday then kick on from there.

Rashford doing a stuka dive but no yellow card from the ref and deafening silence from the sky boys on the mic. Righto.

He lost me at how many of Shearer's goals were memorable?

Lol.

I fucking hope you're not trying a time-in-motion calculation to shaft someone, Wykiki? You'll go right down in my estimation if you are, right down....

Nailed it tbh, I would've been around 19, young, pissed, carefree and enjoying the goals on the terraces without any concern of season tickets, loyalty points, Twitter and all that shite plus they were either derby goals or vital importance matches.

Fair point.

Allardyce top by default as Steven Bruce is no longer managing in the PL.

Absolutely impossible to pick favourite goals without forgetting about some or changing your mind but for goals witnessed first hand I'd doubt there'd be any from 1994 onwards tbh. Off the top of my head; O'Brien chip v mackems at Roker 91-92 Kelly v Portsmouth SJP 91-92 O'Brien FK v mackems 92-93 Kelly v Grimsby Blundell 92-93 O'Brien pile driver v Boro at ayresome 92-93 (Ask me in ten minutes and I'll probably give you five different answers).

A pair of tickets or did you just settle for the eight?

I'm at work for both Brighton and Leicester so arsenal will be my last match of the season, hoping to make it through unbeaten.

I love arsenal fans trying to reinvent themselves as some kind of ultras, mind. it's like a fifty year old bloke growing a ponytail and hanging around nightclubs trying to impress twenty year olds. Stick to the library, lads.

Look! There's Ranveer Singh! Fucking sky, man.

Ahhh, Sunderland form.

That Darmesh knacker on sky punting Bournemouth's O'Neill for manager of the year. Done a good job but, howay?

Also, that was the pinnacle of their sorry existence wasn't it? The teary hugs etc in the not quite full steydeyum of light. 100% they were going down the following seysun and Moyes correctly realised he'd been sold a pup within his first couple of weeks. What money was left was pissed up the wall by their Messiah who couldn't fuck off quickly enough.

Like PL, that's also the first time I've seen this. Fucking hell man. I was starting to feel sorry for the genuine Everton fans, not the gobshites but after watching that they can fuck right off.

FTM'dYP

In the space of ten minutes on BBC news this morning: Coronation story, we're 'all' looking forward to it, 'everyone' wanting to be a part of it. (Whey aye!) A few minutes later: 'Let's take a look at the cost of living crisis in the Euro zone'. (They're great at scrutinising problems outside of the UK, mind). Fuck off, man.