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They should know, they used to have Zinedine Kilbane play for them.

Oops, sorry. Should've put this in the 'burned strips' thread.

"Exactly."

Jurgen Klopp, ordinary, sorry, extraordinary manager by day, Saudi corruption fighter by night. SuperKlopp, coming to a ground near you. 🔞

Turn it off, then turn it back on.

Either I'm super ninja stealthy or time's catching up on the old grey matter there, Robert?

It's probably just me, but there seems to be a significant increase in talkers of shite regarding association football at the minute, almost an explosion of excrement and a lot of the time from people in or recently in the game.

It's on for me. I followed you btw on my new account after being locked out of my old one. No follow back?

Fewming tbh.

🎶If you don't know him by now, You will never, ever, ever know him to be honest.🎵

Wykik'dYP

Happy birthday @sammynb 👍

Happy anniversary!

I'd love to but it's my fiftieth so I've already plans. Would be nice to put some faces to names.

It was always going to be tough but it could've been a lot worse. Personally I think it's a great reintroduction into the competition. Anyway, here's the fixtures for our CL nights, really enjoy........ 7/8 Nov N/A

"Give them the toughest start of all the PL teams then give them Man City first round they enter the cup."

Christ almighty, we've got a mushroom cock, a Chinese mouse and Frodo's feet. Have I missed any?

That BBC radio Newcastle, man, don't know how they keep getting all these big names through the door. Respect.

Also, Rafa took over from some real chumps, McLaren, coach carvs, Pardew* etc and was followed by the chump of chumps, fucking Bruce so no surprise Rafa was a bit lauded. *The fifth placed season was a combination of inheriting Hughton's tight, grafting squad, sprinkled with lucking out on Cabaye and getting for our standards a very good season injuries wise.

Merino was or would've been a good signing at the time.

I think at the time we worried what Mitro would do work wise with the way we played and the players we had or were going to have and his money was needed to get a squad to get us out first time of asking none of us would want to be Boro, Sheff Wed or the mackems. I have to say I wouldn't be massively confident if Rafa had a huge budget but he bought a fair few and got us up and kept us up, the latter part of second season his limited signings and what he inherited had us in very good form. Top and bottom, we'll never know. Hayden was very limited but covered some ground and that's where we were at.

To be fair, Rafa had to stretch the money out as well.

"He's showing his naivety is Hopey, here like. Ah call it the 'spar practice' zone where yi get to keep ya hand in so's you don't get soft and some wide moothed lippy cunt gets it straight from the Ryder shoulder and wakes up with a sore jaw in the morning! Lol."