Howmanheyman

In laws have it on every time we pop round. (I always ask for them to turn it down as I can't hear what's being said so it's good practice for when I want to pretend not to hear people).

And not only the viewing figures, eh? What?

I watch the business section when I'm up on early shift, (mainly for the clock on TV so I'm not late!) Anyhow, the amount of similar shit you see on it through the years, why the conservatives think they're a problem is beyond me? The bit I mentioned showed seconds clips of a young, lovely looking lass with make up on lying down on a settee, pulling a blanket over her after putting a mug down and is supposed to represent someone being off work. Sad face from the presenter, this isn't right. Happy smiley face as she describes the super rich buying luxury yachts despite the cost of living crisis. Same with the royals, anything to do with the cunts brings out the huge smile on the presenter's face, I'm sure some could introduce a story on Andrew being found guilty of sodomising a 16 year old and present it in a 'awwww, so cute, he even burst her rusty sheriff's badge. Bless.' way with a gushing smile.

BBC news yesterday, UK workers going on the sick in big numbers, concerned look on the presenter's face, stock photos shown of healthy looking young people with a cardigans on sitting on settees with a presumably mug of tea/coffee. Today, same presenter big smile, 'despite the cost of living crisis the super yacht show is expecting to carry on as normal in Monaco' then gives anecdote about looking at the lovely yachts on holiday in the south of France with her family. Mentions the cost of living crisis a couple of times in this story. No wonder the narrative is fivked in this country. There's no cost of living crisis for people buying super yachts!

He comes across as an arse licking tit regardless of the ticket situation tbh.

@Dr Gloom Do these two posts answer your question? Seriously, there's no one definitive answer. I'm just too long in the tooth to be going through this shit again, missed loads of great NUFC occasions including European games, cup finals so I've had enough of getting the scraps. Plus the new system is more than enough reason as well seeing the same gobshites on twitter humble bragging or insinuating who is or isn't a real fan. Also got to start watching the pennies as I've only two more paydays till I'm on the Nat King Cole so it's financial as well as stubbornness.

Not a jot. It almost rubs it in, in a daft way. I gave up after the third attempt. I'll not be back.

He's definitely had a few.

I love Bez but he is a Sheffield United fan so err.....

If he wins he'll be sprayed all over like a F1 driver only with Gemmill's white wee wee instead of champagne.

I hope they're fucking right!

"Get international commentators to actually sing songs about our players when we score. Don't do it for Sunderland though."

'Ah'd fucking knock'im oot' 'Ah'd shag the arse off her.' 'wey'd fucking hammer the mags.' There's definitely a pattern here.

I've spent forty odd years watching these cunts on the TV all the time and a fleeting bit of NUFC coverage has them twisting like fuck. The self entitlement of these and man U fans is off the scale and some of the same cunts moaning probably aren't self aware enough to realise they probably started supporting them based on them winning a few games and never being off the box. They even have their own designated fucking pundits when they play! The fucking brass neck on them.

He should've been off whether he meant it or not.

"Get onto our man at the BBC, get them to put Shay Given on and put our game on first, they can put the London derby on afterwards."

Like Jack says, at first I'd thought we'd done well scoring 8 (eight) goals today but then I realised Sunderland beat us 9-1 the year we won the league over a century ago and now I'm sitting here pondering life's existence. Imagine if we'd got beat from a late goal at home in the championship? I'd be in absolute despair!

They must be sick as fuck tonight, like.

🎶 When AG scores and seals the deal You wanna hear that Sheila squeal! 🎵

Gordon has been superb, these have been so shit it's unreal. Don't get sucked into their frustration and we can hopefully get a couple more. Wilson made some good runs but has either had a brain fart or not quite finished as he normally does. Hope Anderson scores.

Picture the scene. The ball's in play at bramall lane then the picture is minimised and you see the arsenal and spurs players leaving the Emirates to go home. You heard it here first.

Ten minutes even less coverage.

He's one of the best around of the current lot for me. (Not a high bar tbh).