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Their fans were just generically booing throughout the game when it wasn't silent and I don't even think they knew what they were booing for? It's got so bad for them every year now I'd be tempted to gamble on relegation and years of wilderness in the championship just in case they had a great promotion year and some fun pissing the league.

They play inter every year, it'll be the first time most of them have played against Newcastle United and the famous black and white stripes. It's bound to have distracted them.

Inter have an extra day's preparation, I wonder if Milan's thoughts were more focused on us rather than a derby as daft as that sounds and they rested a few? I think inter have their number as well.

Sky sad as Chelsea don't win and it's 0-0.

"Bournemouth v Chelsea, Alan 'Nightnurse' Smith alongside me on the sleepy south coast......Aaaaand it's dead."

Me too, put it on for five minutes and thought 'fuck that'.

Like the chicken and egg scenario, is Alan Smith a boring cunt because he's a boring cunt or is he being a boring cunt because he's bored as he keeps getting games like Bournemouth v Chelsea? (0-0 on 74 mins).

Standard Italian shithouseness.

An absolute joke by the ref and VAR squad. That justn't doesn't happen at OT and Anfield. Wilson's first a goal all day.

We've made five changes here, I don't know what people are expecting? If any of the players who've made way can come on it's more the normal line up and we can win this. Every change on it's own merit I have no argument with but you're expecting a lot if you think you can make that many changes and think everything will go smooth as fuck.

"....Our commentary team of Don Goodman.....'

I don't normally like seeing so many changes for a game but like for like you can't argue especially with the circumstances, ie injuries, international duty etc. I think this'll be a range game, subs aplenty and hopefully we nick the points.

3-1 flattering Man U here, mind. (And they're four points better off than they should be through VAR).

Commentator: [talking about Man U fans] "They're yearning for change off the pitch."

Man U getting one back at 0-3 down and the commentator trying to give hope to the Man U fans on the PL global feed. The half time pundits were Schmiecal* for Man U and McManaman for Liverpool. *Can't be arsed to look at how you spell it, the fucking knob.

Alreet, Noelie.

I'm still devastated at Gazza going to Spurs tbh.

I've never really seen anything he's done but the odd clip of him talking plus the fact my sister thinks he's funny is proof enough that he's awful.

I wasn't there if it's any consolation, @Isegrim? PL arty farties didn't deserve me.

I've smashed about 10,000 empty bottles plus another time smashed about 1200 plus bottles full of broon ale* so wouldn't worry too much about it. * The rats had a good night that night.

'everyone'? Howay now! I've told you a million times not to exaggerate, Ayatollah!

Well that's turned straight off so I don't have to listen to Jill Scott, Joe Cole and Souness. It says everything about the former two when out of the three I'd rather listen to Souness, mind.