Howmanheyman

Bizarre article, brings Bolton into it, said there might be reasons why it's better for them to remain in greater Manchester but says he couldn't be arsed to look into it. Sums them up, especially with Brexit.

MLFs score better goals on a Sunday morning down the park than any motd contenders, they're even better goals if it's a mag team they're playing. They're truly awesome all round.

DLYP

Jackie Oatley.

Alreet, we got it the first time.

Next season it's Carabao cup Miggy.

He couldn't finish his breakfast. Works hard but those goals were definitely the exception not the rule.

Birtles just likes to moan, I notice he's managed to give up saying 'dear me'. Well they've scored so now he can call our lot.

3,000 away fans going mental and all you can hear is a few hundred Chelsea fans? Looks like the mysterious disappearing microphones at arsenal has moved across London.

I'm sorry, I couldn't past the cockney geezer saying he wasn't as diplomatic as other pundits then going on to say his biggest achievement was getting to the championship. I wish Howe had've said, 'Sorry, who is this, again?'

What a knob.

Doing old friends a favour plus keeping everyone on it and match fit. His only problem might be players pulling out of tackles.

We'll see soon enough. Hopefully we twat them.

Probably be a defeat, plenty of changes, not much to play for, Chelsea at home trying to make some sort of amends for a joke season. Always think the home team wins on the final game of the season when there's nothing at stake.

When Sunderland first went to the third division it was a play off game, they were third bottom of the second division and lost to third division Gillingham over two legs on away goals. As has been said, Charlton managed to stay up by winning their first division/second division play off. I remember being very bitter about finishing third in 1990, 90 minutes from a possible title then losing to sixth place Sunderland. Because it was still fairly new it seemed so wrong.

Not really arsed but Coventry for me. Luton were a blight on the top flight all those years ago.

Just muted the annoying professional singer singing the national dirge. It's for the best.

Never heard of the cunt, fuck him.

Honestly wants a hiding that cunt. Should've been sacked to be honest with the shit he regularly comes out with.

How would we then laugh at the knackers on holiday wearing England or Man United sovereigns?

Him and Merino were vital if we wanted to stay up with the virtual zero spend from FCB.

"I yewsed to be mad, but I'M ALRIGHT NOW, MARRA!!!!! .............FTM."

Fort Apache, The Scrogg.