Howmanheyman

We'll not be overtaking villa today! A few teams looking good so we're going to have to be on it all season and hope we don't get any raw deals regarding injuries and VAR fuck ups.

That was either a foul and a pen to villa or a coming together, play on. They gave a foul to Brighton because the ref gave it and they didn't want to undermine him.

At least we now know who bought PL's ticket.

They've looked ok but have been caught out a few times, looked a foul for the third. We should've took our early chances against them down there, might've been a different game?

2-0 now.

Villa v Brighton on TNT with Fletch and his female sidekick, (didn't catch the name), on the mic...... Villa take the lead.

A tragedy of a fan base and club. Obviously they're not all like that but there's a fucking sizeable amount.

Me too. Also liked the Haw-Hee-HawmanHeyman for the PSG 'review' the other week.

Although I haven't actually heard the show, I can quite categorically say it's an unmitigated parcel of shite.

I graciously knocked it back. Hangover + graft tomorrow + the mental queues at that part of the ground + trying to save money + being a bit pissed off with the current shit show ticket wise = armchair supporter.

He was!

What's the page to buy resale tickets? I just had a look out of curiosity and nothings coming up on the buy tickets page for Burnley?

Spouse out at her mates, eldest out, youngest went to her room after tea so for the first time in years put field of dreams on. Superb feel good film and the bit with Burt Lancaster and onwards with his dad, man...... proper blinking like mad here, mind, invisible smoke somehow all over the living room. If you don't like this film that's cool but what happened to your soul?

"Eddie, ah don't know if you've seen the news lately but ah was wondering what you made of the sycamore tree getting cut down? It was a great north east institution like Newcastle United and many ex- Newcastle players went there on their days off, in fact ah once interviewed one Lee Bowyer, once of this parish there as well as the 'man who would be bling', Nile Ranger. Have you any thoughts on this and err, did you watch Lee and Nile when they played for Newcastle?"

"Make sure our man at the game approaches Don Goodman before kick off, under no circumstances is he to mention Sunderland at all in the Newcastle United v Manchester City game. Any trouble then tell him we'll influence sky to drop him."

'You are charged with a heinous offence of a very serious.....' 'cough, cough' '....of a very serious matter and furthermore a sexua......' 'cough, cough, cough' '.....sexual act and.....' 'cough, cough, cough.' '.....I say! Have you tried sucking a fisherman's friend?' 'm'lud, I'm in enough trouble as it is!'

When was the last time anyone tuned in to look north for the sports coverage? To be honest, they should just talk about Sunderland on there as they seem to be their only active viewers.

Man U away, bad, bad draw but I think we'll do them, I really do. It was nailed on we weren't getting an easy draw.

Whilst holding a mug. With a blanket on his settee. We really should've got that Minnesota reference earlier tbh.

He told us first. RIP 1982 wants it's joke back.