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Gordon has been superb, these have been so shit it's unreal. Don't get sucked into their frustration and we can hopefully get a couple more. Wilson made some good runs but has either had a brain fart or not quite finished as he normally does. Hope Anderson scores.

Picture the scene. The ball's in play at bramall lane then the picture is minimised and you see the arsenal and spurs players leaving the Emirates to go home. You heard it here first.

Ten minutes even less coverage.

He's one of the best around of the current lot for me. (Not a high bar tbh).

When are sky going to put that up during the London derby?

I don't mind him at all but he can lay it on a bit thick at times. Still a million times better than Darren Fletcher on BT.

Neville's doing the arsenal game...... please don't tell me Smith was on the bramall lane pitch instead?

You're so shallow..... But anyway;

I watched them this week.

Can't wait for halfway through the Tottenham arsenal match where they'll shrink the feed just to show our players walking into the Bramall lane entrance.

They're just talking to Alan Smith on the pitch at arsenal so it must be the ex-player commentating on the game rule* kicking in. *As long as that club is Liverpool, Man United or arsenal.

Normally on sky on a Sunday they virtually ignore the first game sometimes talking about the game that's on at four o'clock-ish and when that earlier game is finished it's straight to the next game. Also Neville will do the later game on comms. Anyone think this will happen today?

Var.

Typical, Burnley a bit better but 1-0 to Man U.

Hoilunds* dive. And Fernandes having the nerve to approach the ref about it. *Can't be arsed to spell it right.

Two quick fouls by mctominey, no card. Post by Burnley. Should've scored.

Ten hag seems in a relaxed mood, obviously knows he's got a good chance tonight unlike the last couple of games.

"Couldn't find Brentford fans. Walked into a Millwall bar instead."

CT walks in a bar in Brentford and they all put their heads down thinking NUFCs top boy has steamed in. 'he looks pwopa nawty, that noocarsul fan.'

Saw the beer in Sainsbury's, thought I'd give it a go then looked at it properly when I got home just to see it's made in the UK. ....

Anyone guess where I'm off to in a couple of hours time? That's right! Whitley Bay to pick the bairn up from work.

Sheffield United did score one and missed a pretty good chance to level after conceding the second. There's not much that would massively surprise me on Sunday, tbh. We're not firing on all cylinders and it's away after a tough game in Europe. It'll be a very good three points if we can get it.

So that's the Welsh, Irish, Scots, English and concise sentences fish hates? The fucking Ponce that he is..... grrrrrr.

No chance I'm watching twit and twat on that video, brought to you by a fucking bookies.

Also, imagine actively wanting to be interviewed by that tit? (Here's Jordan in happier times in S club 7, third from the right).