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1-1 in Naples.

Napoli 1-0 Real Madrid #Ciaomanheyman

Taco Taker to Taa'kin Shite?

For some reason the Gammon's really don't seem to like his historical musings?

Just put Napoli v Real Madrid, (fucked if I'm watching Man U v Galatasaray) and the co-commentator is Steve McManaman. You just can't get away from these cunts on TV, it's an unwritten sports TV law.

What could hinder Everton is their fans are used to this shit and quick go into silent mode or boo them off. They've lost seven of their last eight home games iirc? I heard one of their fans saying there's only one way they're going as Dyche can't seem to get a handle on home games but is definitely better away. The fear factor is probably very real for their players at home.

I did think Everton were wasting some chances in their first couple games, ironically getting beat by a wolves team with the same problem. (Until they beat Man City).

Are these your hospital graphs, fish? Like the 21st century Flint and Brody showing their scars off on jaws.

I agree but it wasn't me who posted the video, it was meenzer!

A definite whiff of Punxsutawney about these and gosh, darnet I don't mind saying it, excuse my cussing. Ah, the mammaries indeed, teenage HMHM greatly appreciated the Italian songstress and her unfeasibly endowed funbags.... "How's the ham shank, did you say?"

They're rebelling and not conforming like all the rest of the clubs? They're basically the character Rick from the young ones..... Liverpool fan: "I feel sorry for you, you zeros! You nobodies! What's going to live on after you die? I'll tell you: nothing! That's what! [struggling to get the three points back] Oh, this is pathetic!!" Everyone else: " Get a fucking grip, you're not the only ones who gets a shit decision against you." Liverpool fans: "Anfield will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen club. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Liverpool is dead! The People's club is dead! We were robbed by VAR and didn't get our usual preferential treatment."

Should've got Andrew to not let them post until they'd told an anecdote about paint spraying a wall with their own shite and then let us be the judge of these guys patter.

Not this cunt again.

'Geordie welcome' Are you all Americans or something? (It would explain the lack of humour/shit crack tbh). If the lad has terminal cancer, (I have no idea who he is and didn't read your 'well known blog') then I'm truly sorry for his news and for yourselves if you're close to him. But we had no idea. I genuinely don't know what you expected if you're a lurker of this forum? Very few on here take themselves seriously so I'm puzzled why you did?

Old as the hills!

I'll just say it in GIFs.....

It's a total shitshow, like. Never mind, somebody richer can take my place, the club'll like that.

Welcome one, welcome all. It's a good laugh on here times, don't take anything too seriously. (And if you use the word 'guys' I'll be around to cut your balls off with a machete).

Bloke newly joined the French foreign legion has a chat with his sergeant: New Soldier: "Sergeant, there's nothing for miles but sand, what the fuck are you supposed to do for a shag?" Sergeant: "Don't worry, we've thought about stuff like this, go to shed number six across the way, there's a camel in there. I'll book you in for seven o'clock tomorrow." Five past seven the next night the sergeant walks by shed number six and looks in and there's the new recruit giving it six nowt to the camel up it's arse. Sergeant: "What are you fucking doing? You fucking dirty bastard! Why didn't you ride it into town like the rest of the lads?"

They already get most borderline decisions but it just passes them and their media friends by.

Their range of options as I see it are: 1. Moan about it but eventually move on. 2. Move on. 3. A bit of 1 and 2. 4. Go to the United Nations court of arbitration and petition to get the game restarted at 1-0 to Liverpool and nobody gets sent off just like every other club does when they're delivered a shit sandwich by VAR. Oh wait, that doesn't happen does it?

It means more when it's Liverpool apparently?

I've only saw 45 mins of them this season, they were 4-0 up at HT against Lyon I think it was. How they broke away from a Lyon corner to score playing one-twos has me thinking of Dan Burn in the first few minutes on Saturday. maybe they were extra good and I think Lyon are struggling but they have the quality to hurt us, no idea if their defence is up to much?

A decision goes against Manchester United or Liverpool and it's fucking end of days in the media, every cunt else it's 'yeah, they've been unlucky there, moving on.....'

Something like that, their best bet this year is the promoted teams struggling but Luton's just beat them and Burnley might get points on board when they get an easier run of games? Losing at home to Luton, Wolves, arsenal and Fulham isn't exactly the hardest of home games other than arsenal, is it?