Howmanheyman

'Watching the David Beckham documentary', for fuck sake, man.

'Ah waz coming out of the ground and this Boro fan was sticking four fingaz up at iz, whilst at the sayam time spitting on mayad up wimmins and bairns so strayat away ah waz about to clayn him out with a one-a but the Northumbria police, (all fucking mags by the way), got theya horses in the way. Ah pointed out that the Boro fans were takking liberties with the Mayad up wimmins and bairns but theya wouldn't let us past so ah called the horse a mag cunt and ee didn't knaas what to say, he just kept his head down, and used his hooves to cover his eyes with his blinkers. Disgrayasful beyhaviour from the Boro fans and the Mag Northumbria police, like.'

One of boro's scorers is from a Sunderland supporting family so......

I totally agree but it's deflating letting a late goal in, especially when we really should've made it 3-1. I'd have took a point before the game, I'd have taken one at HT as well! Like has been said, easier games and a mini break to get some players back.

I'd have took a point pre-game, that goal is a killer, these happy to defend, tails up then break on us, I can only think Wilson isn't a 100% fit because he has to start this. Pope could've come out a bit quicker but that's on Lascelles I'm afraid, he's even being told who to pick up but he's far too late. We're missing Gordon as well. Disappointing but we've still a chance.

Commentator masturbation - confirmed.

1-1. Fergie time alive and kicking.

Six minutes injury time?

What staggers me about mufc is the amount of pundits who seemed to think they were going to be top 4. They got 3rd last year and I still don't know how, some very tight one goal victories and the normal benefit of the doubt decisions they always get. The mental thing this season is they're doing shit and they're still getting those decisions, they have four points more than they should courtesy of Refs/VAR. Hope the Dutch divvy stays around a while longer.

Through gritted teeth I have to say that's a magnificent result for the MLF hordes who aren't too keen on promotion. Fair play.

If they were both on the coast road I could understand or if the coast road wasn't as long? Maybe just me but cockeyed Mala could see this is just wrong even with his questionable 20/20 vision.

Talking of el classico eastendico, (coast road derby?) Pfftt. it's the el trampico at half twelve today if anyone's interested or wants to make a mega match day thread on it? Anyone? No?

Eh? I can kinda see their reasoning but err....

If this was fist deciding the best thing to come out of SA there might have been a different outcome.

Yes, something like that.

Ethel at the old people's home helped Arthur to get to sleep by sneaking into his bed at night and holding his family allowance till he fell asleep then she'd go back to her own bed. This was a nightly occurrence but one day she visited Arthur to tell him she'd be visiting her son and his family for a few days. 'But what about you holding on to my John Thomas till I go to sleep?' Arthur asked. Ethel replied, 'Don't worry, I've asked Dot to stand in and she said she doesn't mind helping.' When Ethel returned, Arthur asked to have a word, 'Ethel, if you don't mind I'm going to have Dot helping me by holding on to my one eyed snake.' Ethel didn't mind too much although was slightly hurt. 'What has Dot got that I haven't?' She asked. Arthur replied, 'epilepsy.'

El Classico Eastendico.

Beat me to it, BD. But you're not quite right, she said, "Where eez zis famous Newcastle lover, Haw-Hee-HawmanHeyman? I want him to impregnate me or die trying."

Philippe AlSchar.

Welcome on board ya flamin' bunyip!

Brian Stein? (OG). That cunt with the headband*? (Another OG). * Foster, the one who Gazza and KENNY Wharton wound up by taking the piss and KENNY rounding it off by sitting on the ball.

I haven't heard anyone say 'stand up and fight' as much as this fucking idiot since I watched status quo on top of the pops singing 'you're in the army. Now.'

I can't believe you didn't ask her if she knew UM? A school boy error, Alex.

I don't disagree with that but one or two are definitely giving us a little pat on the head.