Howmanheyman

FYP

'I dahnt know what you're moaning abaht, Geordie? Eeze a good businessman is yer Mike Ashley. I met 'im once before I moved to Cyprus, lahvely fella.'

They've tried by the looks of it. Another Ashley shit sandwich left till 2026 I think?

AND I DON'T LIVE IN WALLSEND! (I'm a Walkervillain).

If you hear 'Club Tropicana' from his BBQ then you know he's made friends with at least one local. You could always just swallow your pride, go over, join in and they'd sharp add 'outside' by George Michael to the playlist.

I'm with this, as long as there's no come backs on us legally then we go for it, there's basically fuck all said by the bleeding hearts how the draw bridge has been lifted up by the cunts in situ mid 90s onwards and their plans to keep it that way which is more anti-competitive than anything we could ever do and don't get me fucking started on the 'but we earned it' mewling that emanates from them. Total bullshit. The whole PL thing was just the start of it and it's only been compounded since then. Absolutely fuck them.

If Joselu had've played for Sunderland and ended up scoring the winner in this season's CL I reckon there'd be multiple, weird, self congratulatory posts on RTG compared to mild amusement on here if he does it.

But there's a Brit on board and he's a billionaire.

Aye, they'd probably win a tin of spam in some meat draw fantasy tale with the bloke grudgingly handing the tin over being a mag who obviously can't make eye contact or something?

Needs to stick to mending zips and trousers next to the motorbike shop iyam.

I can't get over how popular they are with random strangers purely based on them supporting Sunderland. It's amazing stuff to be honest and I'm sure a psychologist would have an absolute field day with them.

I popped into the in laws yesterday, they have GB news on EVERY SINGLE TIME I go in, there was three gimps in the studio, the video of the Tories dancing was being shown with the banner 'LABOUR HYPOCRISY' being displayed. Also they showed messages from viewers like: 'I don't trust Labour!' Marjorie 'Starmer isn't innocent' Bill 'Sue Gray working for labour, don't trust them or starmer.' Malcolm Etc, etc.

I haven't but here's a link which will help get you in the mood till you can watch it.....

UM levels of 'look I've got a ticket and you haven't'.

Nothing to do with his age, he's always been shite.

Totally agree. He does go OTT at times with praise but he does it for everybody.

Their 'bogeyman' is actually a 'Mag' isn't it? '....and memba young Jardan, dinna go down that abandoned mine, there's a mag lives in there." "Ok, Da, I winna."

Watching the cricket, England take a wicket and it straight away puts adverts on? Fuck off sky, man! How the fuck is this even allowed? Get it on the BBC, man. It's a main sporting occasion and I'm not even arsed on cricket!

So one reckons it was the mags in their support who hounded him out? Hahahaha.

I'm just non plussed that these things HAVE to have the usual suspects on is all.

They seem to not mind commenting on stuff where they weren't born or were in nappies?

I can't remember if Jamie Pollock was still there around then? Looked like he spent his spare time chasing parked buses.

Ask her and the rest about anything to do with NUFC pre-the nearly title year and the errrrms would be through the roof.

A premier league piece about us, canny enough etc but why is obligatory to have the usual suspects piping up in it? Taylor Payne, who has now giving up searching for Phillipe Albert it seems, (whom he never saw), plus Wykiki's lass is on telling us about Newcastle, the people and how we want to see hard graft because we are industrial workers or something? What the fuck would these know about industrial work? I'd pay good money to attend a NUFC history class hosted by the usual talking heads, I'd be front row taking it all in......

Also recall supermac tipping Boro to finish higher than us, who had just finished second then signed one of the best strikers in the world. (For all boro's decent players they weren't a team and still had the likes of Curtis Fleming).