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The absolute pelters Rafa got for being defensive against far superior teams yet Man U's expensively assembled side get a well done Mr Ten Bob?

Embarrassing patter from that knacker, not even trying hide his Man U arselicking.

Earth, wind and fire - fantasy Mariah Carey - sweet, sweet fantasy RTG - Fucking tragic fantasy

Mines the worst of both worlds, have to shave it all the time I've black hair back, sides and some on top. Don't shave and I look like I've got alopecia.

Tbh this is likely to be my countenance should they be unreasonable....

I'm a kojak as well these days.

I have to go to the jobcentre tomorrow and go through whatever bollocks they give you these days, (Think Cameron has only just gotten the PM job last time I was there). Tempted to get suited up and pretend I'm there for an actual job interview. At the end I'll ask when I'll find out about the job?

Bruno's form has picked up as he's probably not carrying an injury plus the bairn is sleeping through the night now.

Season ticket culture, fans getting older.

"For fucks sake, ah love the kid, honestly aah do but the fucking toes are feeling like they're getting stood on here, big time like. He knaa's the score, aah dee the fan's chants. He needs to keep a wide fucking berth this Christmas journo drinks night oot, mind, fucking proper wide berth."

I totally get his attributes and do appreciate them honestly but I can't help but scream at some of his shortcomings on the the right foot. (I realise this is a lot down to Eddie who plays him on the right but it seriously does my head in and I promise, his good points doesn't go unnoticed).

When's their last home game before our cup game there? I'd imagine that day the mackems getting shifted will be treating their seats like Mexicans tending their families graves for cinco de mayo.

I was thinking of doing the Chelsea thread as it's not straightforward and my balls would rival buster from Viz but I'll gladly step aside and wish gemmill all the best and promise I won't slate him much if we don't progress.

I hope it's on motd.

The red definitely was a help no two ways, we still look jaded even when were on top. A few sloppy passes. Not being negative towards the players they've given a lot and haven't had any kind of reasonable rotation for a lot of them. Miggy is a hard one, he puts the graft in but long term I'll not be disappointed to see him used for LC cup games or as a sub. I hope Chelsea won't come too soon for some of them.

Just put bein on in time for hairy hands to say Eddie's under pressure. Don't think it'll be staying on.

🎶Auf der Mauer, auf der Lauer sitzt 'ne Mackem slogan🎵 The real German nursery rhyme. (Invented by a wandering mackem shipyard worker in the very early 20th century when he was having a break from founding all the bundesliga football clubs). And here it is......

Might as well be.