Howmanheyman

She gets my vote.

Motorists and cyclists are both cunts with some exceptions. I loathe driving 80% of the time.

That sounds about right as well. Might have been reading? Anyway, whatever it was it made Norwich v Ipswich or Brighton v palace look the old firm match.

I think Luton hate either Oxford, Watford or both but I can't remember exactly but I'm sure it's one of them as I thought it amusing when I read it years ago.

Fish?

I think that quote was attributed to him from a Milan fan/journo with a grudge. I wouldn't take it as gospel especially from Albert.

60 reasons why I really, really love Sunderland and they're the best by me, an internet Ipswich fan called the witch. 1. I learned if I said I didn't like Newcastle I'd have my arse licked so dry by the locals it'd be like sandpaper by the time I got home. 2. Bobby Robson connection. Apparently he supported Sunderland according to the locals so there's that. 3. I've got no friends normally so it's nice to feel wanted by people even needier than myself. 4. The 'Jon Stead' derby. 5. I got a free breakfast at my hotel in Sunderland. 6. I also enjoyed spaghetti bolognese at a local cafe and the owner told me he only uses the best sources for his meals and that my spaghetti bolognese was definitely a Heinz tin and not from lidl. 7. We're both not getting into the premier league any time soon. Etc, etc......

See this, @ewerk? If your lot had the same kind of massive lad's balls that these massive lads fans have you'd have got your local councils to stop the 12th of July marches going through your communities quick as you can say 'didn't happen.' Nee Mag marches in South Shields with boomboxes here, marra, not on auntie Nora's watch.

'What's the matter with you, Malcolm?" "Pride, Tracey. Pride but also concern. All the other sixtayn year olds out here in Turkey are going to the all inclusive bar and getting pints just wearing holida t-shirts tryan to look all grown up but our Jordan is just wearing his lads shirt. I couldn't ask for a better step great grandson I really couldn't. But if he gets knocked back and av gotta to get up to get ma own pint eyze makin his own way back home from Ponteyland airport, am telling ya now. FTM."

Should've asked them if they knew a Sunderland fan formed their club? Missed opportunity there, Wykiki.

I thought he'd have been too shy, shy, hush hush, eye to eye to get involved in anything like that?

Pleased to hear it. Was it 'Wise men say' by Elvis?

Maybe CT could lend him the Panama?

'So when I moved on to slide 3 the bloody thing went haywire and put last years KPIs on instead but when I mentioned it and apologised everybody had a great laugh about it. You had to there, honest.' Fish's mate......

Gone native, for shame. Nee need for that, like. Lad's just sharing a photo.

I've rejoined, been on a couple of days, now getting nothing on my feed on the app, uninstalled, reinstalled, turned phone on and off keep getting stupid messages, finally got on via the web and I've deactivated the account. What a monumental cunt this musk is.

Their dad..... "Are you not entertained, Stawb? The fucking Dambusters couldn't have dropped their bombs with more precision than my eldest dropped his load in the portapotty there, man!"

When your lass first brought the idea up your response should've been.....

Need one of those twitter warnings on your posts specifying that it could be false and unverified rhubarb.

I haven't even watched it and I know that cunt is talking shite. Absolute throbber and he's by no means alone. You're writing about sport you fucking chin stroking egotistical wanker, you're not writing a thesis on saving the planet from impending armageddon.

Did he reply, 'Well do it tha'self if you're fancy lah-de-dah chuffin' structural engineer you fookin' side to side, saddle sore arse, ponceh desktop warrior!'?

No but I fear the time may be coming where I might, fucking might mind you, be needing reading glasses as I seem to be struggling with very small writing these days.