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It was a pen, he obviously didn't mean it but his hand was out a fair bit, just far away enough from the cross. I'd have been screaming for a pen and you're never not getting away with that at Liverpool.

Liverpool second yellow after Everton get done for a second yellow? Nah, fuck that. Books discus beard for complaining as well.

As if Tonali hasn't got enough on his plate he now has the Knight recording him ARRIVE at the ground. What a scoop it'll be if he can record him LEAVE as well?

You and ayatollah must be wrong as ex Liverpool player, Ray Houghton, just said 'listen to the crowd now' as I picked up the daughter about ten minutes ago. I'm back in the house and it's silent. Did I miss a spontaneous anfield crowd combustion?

Tha nose is too close t'cock, I say too close t'cheesy John Thomas, lad.

Never seen him around for a few years.

Excellent news. On a similar note I saw two yanks on YouTube videoing themselves in Newcastle for the PSG game, including being in the stands, one claimed to be a PSG fan but he didn't look too arsed when the goals were going in. It's always going to happen blah, blah but honestly, fuck that part of NUFC tbh. Proper dead to me that part, if they ever need fans again they don't want to look in my direction. Obviously doesn't mean I'm not a fan anymore, I'll still celebrate when we score, still swear my head off and shout at refs and var watching on the TV but let's hope they get some decent coin from the new sponsors and new fans because they'll not get another penny from me.

"How am I doing, CT?" "You'll do for me, me bonny bairn."

"How many times? You buya the player with the famous San Siro guarantee, everything about the deal is 100% guaranteed, zero questions asked, till you leava the San Siro with the player."

There was a German at my place called Norbert. I wonder.......?

FYP.

Pearson would have something in his gob other than a snickers if gemmill had some quality time alone with him.

Steady on, lads. But thanks. (Yesterday was a bit frustrating dealing with a few things job search wise and had me on a real downer tbh so reading the sky post shite was definitely wrong place, wrong time).

(and my kids might end up feeding me rather than vice versa which is just a great prospect for me).

I'm going to lose my job soon, the welfare system isn't really going to help and the job search isn't going to plan so far. I'm in a bad enough mood atm as it is without seeing shite like this. (I haven't got sky and I'm still in work btw so zero chance of getting it when I'm out of work).

You sound like one of the Knight's loyal punters, tbh Alex.

BMW hating is so yesterday, Range Rover drivers are the bigger cunts these days. Put them up against a wall, I say.

If I'm ever being questioned in a some tribunal I'm having this cunt as my representative.

Well my NFC wasn't on as I wasn't aware it needed to be so I couldn't get in. Good luck to everyone trying to get tickets this season after a 100% failure rate it's a case of.....

"Why didn't you tell me you worked for the cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen, Tom? I thought you were just some two bob mackem bastard trying to get me to pay for their elevator to be fixed." "The mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen don't like their name to be banded around, I only have one client and it's them." "What can I do for them, Tom?" "Get Sandro off by tonight or tomorrow you'll be sharing your bed with Khartoum's head, bonny lad." "Mamma Mia!"

My two both had periods in the junior school where they weren't really playing with many kids so I totally get the frustration, it's horrible and there's nothing you can really do or anyone you can blame. It just needs a bit of time, a word with the teachers to make sure they're involved in stuff and I'm sure it'll fall into place.

"Ya knaa me, ahm nee grass, you keep your cards close to ya chest and say fuck ahll. But. When it's an international break and stories are slow, when you can get away with a quick made up retro piece from Kevin Scott then get down to the monkey bar to have a few moretti's you'd think everything would be cush. Wrong. Ahve had a few and am feeding the fucking bandit but the bandit isn't playing back, fifty fucking bar ah dropped when ah was virtually doon to BFH, bus fare home, so sat down to finish me pint before fucking off home. Then what happens is Sandro Fucking Tonali walks in with his olive oil voice and Guinea charm and puts a quid in the bandit and it drops the lot back to him including me fifty fucking spondoolies. NUFC hero or not ah was onto the Italian FA quick as a flash. Fuck him! Made iz feel a bit better afterwards, lol! Laters. Ryder and Tonali's out."

"Enough with the negativity, already, eh?"

I'm talking to myself here, like.