Howmanheyman

🎵 I'm a story teller and my stories I must tell I've sadly got some mag mates And they're going through hell, They'd rather beat Sunderland in the cup Than Milan in the CL. 🎶

"It's one small step for Sven Botman..... One giant leap for Ryan Fraser."

Fingers crossed, it sounds on the way out? Just had an email about a telephone interview today so had to tell them I'm in hospital and may or may not be out today so can't guarantee it so that's another avenue fucked if they think I'm going to be a walking sicknote? (which I'm not).

Icky acky Horses cacky Icky acky-oo Wind blew Cacky flew On To YOU.

"Always with the taxi driving."

"Always with the excel!"

She looks perfectly fine, must be a BBC stock image of a patient?

Health wise I'll be ok, it's just diverticulitis but they're making sure everything works as I very sore and they don't want it perforating and having to operate. The mental thing will be a bit harder, I had my hopes pinned on those jobs, especially the last one. Was a blow I'll not lie. If the wife worked it wouldn't be a big deal wages wise but she doesn't so I can't just take anything. The concerning thing is they went well and the last one, one of the interviewers was the mate of a mate and knew I was coming. If I don't get the job under those circumstances then seriously, what the fuck?

"....so I asked him which club he was representing and he said 'Sunderland'! Hahahaha. I said to him, 'Do you not think I slummed it enough at Everton?' hahahaha."

Just keeping an eye in case it gets worse tbh. I was supposed to contact 'The Nash' yesterday about being a benefit sponger but obviously I couldn't. If ever there was a good time for a chinless wonder Tory MP to visit hospitals and talk to patients NOW'S THE TIME MOTHERFUCKER!

Canny day yesterday, been rough all weekend, go to see the doctor on my first official day as a person of unemployment, he tells me to go to hospital, I'm sitting waiting at the hospital and get an email about interview four of four I was in for and it was a KB like the other three, I'm then told they're keeping me in for a couple of nights and there's talk of dietary changes. I'm in the RVI if anyone wants to put me out of my misery? On the plus side..... Some of the doctors and nurses......

I thought this was a piss take on WhatsApp? First whiff of a derby in seven years and it's sack-the-manager-new-manager-bounce-for-Mags time. We won't be sacking Howe for this match for a reason, marras.

They're playing better than last year by a mile but couldn't finish their breakfasts, if we score first we win. I wouldn't want them getting the first, we need an easy game after playing Man Uni.....oh!

That hairstyle, last seen on Prince Adam in Eternia 1986.

Also, this derby..... ..... Same day* as Mrs HMHM's birthday. * Unless it's shifted for TV?

TAPDW

Suck it up tbh. Want to sort it? Be less shit.

If they got promoted instead, (I know, bear with me), they'd then have two opportunities to 'beat the mags'. (Or 38 chances of getting mullered which is more likely).

The fucking brass neck! Never mind the six in a row crack, they still bring up the 9-1 in the days before subs in 1908 where we actually won the title.

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This never happened according to rtg and if it did they chinned the mags.

Magnificent.

@Meenzer DO YOU WEAR TIGHT LEATHER HOT PANTS? /NICK-KIELCE-POLAND