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He could pass the team sheets around to the people in the press box before becoming chief executive of the club if he wants to help out. (That's how it works isn't it, Charnaz?)
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Used to work with someone who's nickname was 'Don Estelle' as he not only looked like him but was also a 'whispering grass'.
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Watched five minutes of their game towards the end and saw that Leicester kid who couldn't get a game for them a few years ago, who we tried to sign on loan but couldn't get it 'over the line', come on as a sub. Against Sunderland. In the championship. We couldn't even get him in on loan and now we're playing in the champions league and the poor cunt is still not starting for Leicester in the championship. Against 'Mowbray's babes'. It's amazing how utterly shit we had become under Ashley and managers like Steven fucking Bruce. (And how lauded they were by certain people in the sports media).
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My favourite pun on Indian names is the half Indian, half Geordie submariner, Gandeep Undawatta.
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A few of us went to Charlton away in the early 90s, one was a total pisshead called 'scruffy fingers'. He was called it as he was a roofer and his fingers were always minging because he'd go straight for a pint after work or that was what I assumed. We stopped off at the services and scruffy fingers is already well into the kestrel super strength after being on the piss the night before, we'd been out as well TBF, so as we're having a slash he calls us over to the trap he was in. We went over not knowing what monstrosity he was giggling about and assumed he'd pebble dashed the bog or left a giant turd or something but he'd wrote 'NUFC' on the wall with his own shit and suddenly the name scruffy fingers started to make more sense the fucking fiend he was. (Once in a blue moon I'll see his van driving about and I always think 'dirty cunt').
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"Obit? Give it to Keysey."
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He'd have been gauging the fat cunt to who they supported ratio all the times he had to sit around waiting at hospital, 100%, mind.
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Aye, well done, Stevie.
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"Boss! Boss! The corruption, boss!"
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*Years ago under Robson when we were doing well* "Get on to our man at R5live and get him to interview Jack Charlton live on air. Ring Jack and tell him about it in advance, make sure he knows it's imperative he bigs up how pleased he is about NUFC doing well as he supported them as a child. Tell him there's a drink or two in it for him."
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I still can't believe they finished 3rd last year? Obviously they've already been gifted four points already this year and their actual points total will always be greater than their deserved points. Hope their manager and backroom people stay around they're a massive weak link.
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Looks like the Everton writer on the Liverpool echo, La Ryder, managed to get his question asked.....
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Howmanheyman replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
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Sheffield United will shoot themselves in the foot, though. Burnley did the same against Man United as well despite being better than them.
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They're absolute cacka.
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Anyway, nice to beat the edgy, right-on, souf lahndan, try-too-hard, macron wearing, boring cunts with a shit song, think wearing all black makes them look a bit wooh, a bit whey, Palace cunts.
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TNT patter after the game from players and presenters alike about the anfield derby atmosphere is absolutely laughable btw. pure fucking silencio most of the game.
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Just been on the tannoy that the away fans are being kept back for half an hour as the Liverpool fans have got further to travel.
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Aye.