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That'll be another mackem fatwa issued, this time to Downie. Needs to reach out to Dawnie at the BBC for advice.

About fucking time. I note the word 'ballot' is mentioned, if they do something where you're given a day to log in and register interest and you're given a number to be drawn later that day or the next followed by an email telling you if you're successful and if so another day to pick a ticket then that would seem a bit fairer to me. If it's the current system it's barely fit for purpose.

Roker park is now new houses with a little park in it. As a homage to their great history what do you think it's called? 'Champions Close'? 'Team of all the talents' drive? No, other than FTM avenue I can't think of a better name. Kudos to the planners......

Half of fucking YouTube must be in that photo with 'the guys'. (Don't forget to hit that like and subscribe button).

Most likely answer.

There was a mackem at our game in America wearing his shirt. Look forward to the RTG interpretation of this.

Thanks for making that clear, Dave.

massive lads fans.

Hope he's ok. 🤞

Like something from lord of the rings. [Barks] 'Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!'

I'm fucking crying here, mind.

Aye, his face is screaming out, 'Not this little cunt again?'

🎵 Albert, Has only got one ball, The other, Is in Albert's hall, His mother, the dirty bugger, Ate it when he was small. 🎶

I've just seen this. It's staggering isn't it?

"For some of my loyal punters, don't forget, here in America it's 'elevator' instead of 'lift', 'sidewalk' instead of 'path' and ahm not sure what 'dumbass faggot' is yet but ah've been warmly greeted with it a few times by the locals when trying to get past on a busy 'sidewalk'. Crazy being an anonimi, amonami, err, an unknown Joe over here instead of being known as a Knight of Eddie's realm! Lol! Laters, Ryder and fucking out!"

'nar marra not ower Jardan!! - famous Mackem sells soul' This is me, (KK), looking at Tom, (Wor Jackie), after reading his subtitle update.

I wonder if Paul O'Grady ever had a dalliance with a female one drunken night in Liverpool around 2000?

It's going to be a real head scratcher the next time an MLF is pulled in ponteyland airport by a stranger who's dead impressed by the Sunderland badge on their polo shirt but the stranger is a Saudi visiting the region. Does the MLF tell the story with pride how the QPR is dead impressed with Sunderland or does he berate the Saudi who will no doubt avoid eye contact and be well and truly put in his place by the MLF. Imagine?

I fully expect you and @Howay to start the singing off. "Magpies! Fight! And win!"

That's not bad tbf. (If they've pinched it from another fan base I reserve the right to change my mind).

Now he can't give them any glory by a decade plus proxy he's a cunt as he's crossed into the Mag territory by default so they've boxed themselves in Some were hoping he was going to buy their club when it was worth even less than it is now. I guess two bob and a plastic token from a cornflakes box was a bit of a steep asking price to be fair to Henderson, no wonder he kept his powder dry.

They won't let him in because of a firearm offence. They're offended he hasn't got firearm.

@Monkeys Fist, get out now while you can!

No redeeming features on their stories though.

I remember the son's name, couldn't tell you the dads. The son's flashiness rings a bell and now I think about it, it might've been him who was flashing the cash in London treating my mate's dad who worked for him. This would've been a couple of years before he got properly involved with the Ronny Gill's favourite fetish of the time, 'Tyneside Gangsters'!!!!