Howmanheyman

What about a rehash of the Albert/Robert song?

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Can someone with a log in on RTG put this on? I'm sure they'll be appreciative.

It's a weak point of his when he's time to think about it, Murphy as well although I think both are improving they still have the tendency to shit the bed.

"Bey canny funny if I put some weyad thought that's come into my head about the Mags which doesn't rayley involve Sunderland but somehow mayns they become shit in a way that's complaytely implausible on RTG for the rest of us MLFs to laugh about. It rayley cheers us up laughing at the gift that never stops giving our imagination fewal to imagine bizarre situations up."

Was 'Merse' 'warried for noocarsull and Eddie' before the game?

Outstanding performance bar a five ten minutes spell, superb. I rate Miley but think he can sometimes leave us a bit vulnerable but he was playing above his years tonight, Gordon was excellent, Murphy makes a big difference and just everyone really was on it. Really pleased Schar has got his goals. Emery is a really good coach but that's a limitation of his there, he didn't change it though he saw fine well we were killing them. Suits me sir.

We've been very good tonight, villa have helped us as well, but fuck me, we need a striker yesterday, we can't just go on with only one striker available at a time.

£3 to get in a bar in Birmingham with villa fans? Heart the size of a frying pan, TBD.

"I could recommend the shit sandwich drizzled with diarrhea sauce or perhaps sir and madam would prefer the excrement broth with slow braised chunks of faeces?" "Choices, choices, darling!"

Amanda Holden when she wakes up on a morning?

I saw that the other day in the daily mail. I've added their T&C's. This stunning plate can be yours for a one off payment of £74.99 or you can buy in four easy installments of £21.99. It comes with a daily mail training pamphlet of servitude plus a vial that one of our qualified experts have spat on in the very hands that have shaken his royal majesty's slab of sausages. So you have the Dalton® collection's guarantee of at least 0.03% of his royal majesty's DNA being in it.* *Other traces will be our employees DNA. Also traces of semen from a wank he had this morning and bits of his ploughman's sandwich he had at dinnertime. Dalton® are not responsible for any campylobacter you may come down with should you imbibe the saliva from the vial.

'Hello is that Sunderland? It's 1982 here, could I have that transfer fee figure back?"

Seven thousand Wrexham fans at the match, (BBC Wales have mentioned it one or two times), anyway, there mightn't be many rovers fans but at least the ones there won't go back to supporting Liverpool or Man United after the match unlike some of the seven thousand travelling fans might I suspect. 4-1.

One or two would be DHgate snides but I'd price them accordingly and wouldn't hide that. Most are retro officials, Toffs, score draw, Copa and one or two genuine shirts as well.

Imagine if the Knight started looking at my wares? #imagine #KnightRyder #Not justshirtsonsale #WolfJerky #I'maStoryTellerandmystoriesmustbetold #DoyasellLadsshirtsmarra?

Thanks lads, just fancy cosplaying as a market trader for a day. If it takes off I'll buy the toon and not only be better than the last del boy to own us but you'll change from hearing about human rights concerns to Howman rights concerns. (If I only make a few quid on the day I'll buy Sunderland instead).

Does anyone have any experience/knowledge of Tynemouth market? I'm not thinking of becoming Del boy Trotter but have at least 40 football shirts/retro etc I could sell just to get out of the rut of doing nothing and not having to fuck around with eBay. I think the cheapest I could hire is £20 but no idea how in demand they are plus my social media footprint is miniscule so I'd probably struggle to advertise my presence and have no idea what the footfall is like there? My only other worry would be parking and needing the bog. I'd actually enjoy passing on the knowledge whether anyone bought anything or not and would only need one or two sales to pay for the pitch. Something to do I suppose?

He looks like he'd be a pig if he was an animal, he's got the eyes and I'm not even joking. He's more Pigsy than fucking Pigsy.

How many lattes must that cunt be drinking?

Blob and holidays, biggest argument starters on the shop floor forever.

I did but see the answer above. I'd be a radged up taxi driver/instructor if I went anywhere near the town or any other places where insane road layouts were introduced. Flexibility was more based on the companies wants than mine. I wasn't lying to them and pretending I'd blob at the drop of a hat. I've done my blob in the past, I just don't want it anymore and have done unsociable shifts for decades so don't want to do anymore than I have to.

I fucking hate driving as it is, don't want to really do it for a living and couldn't put up with cunts so it's not really the ideal job for my character/personality but I do appreciate the advice. Again.