Howmanheyman

With patter like his he'll never get a job on BT, any NUFC link must include bitterness.

They should move heaven and earth to revisit and revise the 90s plan with new modern tweaks, extra capacity and build as close as possible behind the leazes end so keep SJP in action until the new one is built. When SJP is demolished make it as green as possible to help replace what the new stadium displaces.

Lucky for you he didn't give you a hiding for being out of order or something.

It's going on Spotify tonight, like. I'm already four cans in sitting in the non-rain garden.

Alan Pardew socks.

It's my auld dears birthday on Sunday, she wants an iPad cover and she said she wanted a CD of an old album she had, I just said text me what the iPad it is, told her to go the settings it'll probably tell you what it is there. Anyway about an hour later I get the text with the exact type of iPad plus the album details so I sort the iPad cover first then copy and paste the album into Amazon and this album cover came up...... I'd totally forgot about this LP but seeing it for the first time in about forty years not only had me genuinely laugh and smile but had the eyes blinking furiously to keep the excessive water that suddenly appeared. I remember 'cool water' and that's about it. Apparently they played it to death in Hong Kong when my dad was stationed out there. Nostalgia, man, what's it like?

You're not wrong.

Loved 'mandinka'.

Plus a chance to be entered into a draw for a pair of arsenal headphones with matching attire.

That's unbelievable! I've got an ACL too. A Crucial Loveweapon.

This cunt by the way, 'turned their backs on the club'..... ... Honestly, if he said this at the wrong time in the wrong place..... I could once look around at most of my fellow fans and feel we were basically the same people. Nowadays, not so fucking much. Fucking little tosser.

I wouldn't be seen dead with that brick.

No idea but I'm sure I read somewhere it's a PL requirement that some tickets have to go on general sale?

Anyway, I turned the WiFi off earlier on and just came for my bait, was going to try later tonight when I finish work but put back on to have a look and it put me straight through to buying one. I got one for me and my daughter. It might be £74 wasted but I'll take a chance for this season and see how it goes.

I'll get a hat, a false moustache and fake glasses if you want to pass on any tickets for games you can't make outside of your allocated ten.

Wor lass doesn't like him because he gets balloons for every single occasion.

I've just got on five minutes ago and was 55,000.

Quick! Someone start the car! (Obviously not you, though).

I once had the pleasure of hearing ten minutes of his show when a Chelsea fan rang in and the Roger Noveau and the twat mellor were having a chinwag about the game at 'the bridge'. It was a few days after they beat us in the cup in midweek, thirty odd thousand there including about seven thousand Geordies. Us in Div 1, them in the new shiny PL. Anyway, mellor states how he was a little bit disappointed with how few came down from Sheffield for the game on Saturday. The next day it came to mind whilst reading the paper so I looked at the results page. There was fucking 13,000 there on a Saturday afternoon premier league game and this absolute throbber was having a pop at the Sheffield United fans? (Wasn't he a Fulham fan before licking John major's arse and defecting to 'the bridge'?)

There wasn't any season tickets other than the two main stands for sale, going all seater and the thirst to get every cunt signed up all season long meant quite a few were all but frozen out having endured some absolute shite and with plenty of soakings chucked in for good measure. Come PL time the credit cards came out and the have nots were basically fucked off. It's too late now, (almost thirty years!!) but I definitely would've put a limit on STs so the community had a crack at watching their team instead of the same cunts sitting in the same seats getting older and making the game their own little possession instead of groups of lads gathering organically to behind each goal. Two ends of the ground should've been set aside as non-ST, 100%. Taylor mentioned in his Hillsborough report that all terracing converting to seats should keep similar pricing but that was ignored so anything similar regarding STs would've been equally pied off.

I might get pelters but wtf has having a ST got to do with loyalty points built up? As long as you purchase some tickets from the club in any particular season you should keep them ST or not? It's total bullshit and reinforces this absurd idea that the ST 'holder'* is king of the swingers and everyone else is a relative nobody, often dismissed as a new fan. It makes you laugh, like. *I fucking hate that term and the dipshits who jumped on the bandwagon in the 90s used it all the time. You know the types, would phone up David fucking Mellor after they got shot of baker on 606, 'hello David, great show. I was at the game today, I'm a season ticket holder' said as though it validated their point as a supafan that they were about to make which was usually just a moan about the ref. I've said before when STs became necessary to get to a game then a part of football died and I still stick with it.

Absolutely this. 'well if you been going for years you build up a network to help you get tickets' about away tickets. Well aye, if you're lucky enough to know someone with loads of away points whose happy to let you have their ticket then great but what if you're not? And the fact a group of people in this network just all buy tickets whether they can go or not knowing they have the points for it and someone who'll take it and they think this is ok...... No. I used to have a little bit of time for one of them but he's come out with a couple of pearlers since the takeover. He wasn't as dismissive on the phone when on the want for some money for the trust fund scheme they had.

I agree it should be better but I do chuckle that everyone has been going for years and had season tickets whereas the rest are new and appeared overnight.

If it eliminates multi login devices and is a genuine ballot then I'm not complaining. Also if it's a genuine ballot then registering your interest should be enough rather than being watching your phone at work on the sly for an hour.

".....and while we were playing Seahouses U-23s at the academy of light you were WATCHING THE FUCKING MAGS TAKE ON CHELSEA!!!! IT FUCKING STINKS!!! MAGEDIA CUNT!"