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There must've been some kind of mistake in the first programme because, this is going to be hard to comprehend but...... Amazon, amazingly, somehow, forgot to mention the massive lads of Sunderland in the first few sentences of the first episode. Gipetto devastated by the Sunderland omission as he watched it but pretended he hadn't. Heads will roll in Riyadh tonight. (Little one for the MLFs there seeing they could do with some cheering up).

I'm surprised klopp hasn't banged his head on that ceiling of his yet.

"Look, I can only reiterate, the players bonus deal I've got for you, honestly it's so gold plated, ifvoo qualify for ver chaahmpions league you'll be so minted you'll be taking away my kids inheritance it'szaat good, on my kids lives I swear to god!"

She can set about my piece if she likes?

When Quinny gets there...... Quinny: "Woof! Woof, woof!" Seaburn casual: "What's that Quinny? 'the cat sat on the mat'? What ya tryan to say, marra?" Narrator: [Ol' faithful quinny, frustrated by the casual's grammar, then ran off to order some basic English GCSE books from Amazon]

Last time I had a season ticket I stood all game like everyone else did, it was the back row of the gallowgate.

Wigan fans singing 'Mag' songs, apparently lucky there wasn't a bigger crowd.

Me too.

That kid is full of shit to be honest so I'd be disregarding most of what he says.

Happy birthday, Rents yer rid heided cunt.

I mean, if we were to get him...... what's the wirtz that could happen?

That's the one.

Nailed on. They need a klopp rule where they're allowed to send the cunt off when he acts like a maternally outraged gorilla when his team aren't having things go their own way.

Somehow they've got a goal back. They've a fucking cheek calling us the luckiest team in the world.

Red card, sir!

The commentators mentioning how bad their home record has been and all but saying how toxic it is for their players when they're at home.

This long sentence, btw. I can only apologise, I've just read it back and even I'm baffled by it.

I know a lot of their fans think they're great to watch. I've got their game on and I totally agree.

Two nil is massively flattering Sunderland.

What was even better was his insistence that only he had told us about something so obvious that nobody disagreed with that he thought he was the only one who had noticed.

Just got in to see the last two goals. Barnes is going to get us some goals this season, lad just has the knack of getting in the right place and unlike a Miggy, a Longstaff or a Murphy, he'll not flap when he has time to think about the finish. I can only assume LTA is on the wind up unless they're deranged?

You can add JD sports to sugar puffs, dawnie, downie and Alan Parry to be included in the mackem fatwa/boycott.

Had a massive rush on at work last few hours, just checked email and no NUFC mail, so looks we missed out in the ballot.

5pm supposedly.