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These aren't Villa, villa did cause us the odd problem, if villa can these absolutely can. It's our best chance for years but only in the sense we can give them trouble, normally you're just wondering how many they'll score. I'd gladly take a point now then hope to annihilate that cunt Klopp's side next week. Villa, Man City, Liverpool then Brighton away is no fluke either iyam.

Merson also said he was surprised we managed to get Tonali.

I'd hope so, obviously hoping we get a very significant increase in revenue. This 'fair market price' seems to priced in to assume we're still a Mike Ashley club or so it sometimes seems.

There's been some horrendous Adidas kits the last couple of years, hope they make an effort for us and no fucking blank patch on the back.

There's an angle where it really looks like he wasn't touched but they're never overturned for these cunts.

Brighton looking decent and winning although not the toughest two first fixtures.

He's not very good is he? All the professionals they've hired as well? Should've hired a pro..... '...... Did you seek any advice from any old Newcastle players like Franz Carr or Lee Bowyer before signing?'

That'll be Klopp's low ceiling holding them back.

Can't get it on mine?

How very dare you! (As if I'd marry a mackem).

Years ago about four or five of us ended up on a boat disco cruise on the Tyne for a work night out, when we got on it was all women, two separate groups of them, straight away, as soon as we walked onto the boat one of them, already pissed, from the group from Seaham iirc, got her tits out for us and said 'do you like these?' I realised then that it was going to be an eventful night. Towards the end of it, the DJ played some game where they had to grab a garment from a man, long story short I ended up bollock naked as the pack of feral females basically jumped on me, yanked my clothes off, (unfortunately that was the only thing they yanked off), then hid my clothes. Luckily by that point in the night I'd had enough drink myself to just laugh it off and go with the flow so I just went on the dance floor with them with not a care in the world before the sight of a young stallion in his prime and glory became a bit too much and my items of clothing started to slowly return although I never did get one sock. My hondacrackas were the last to appear so they obviously liked something they saw?

'tis easier to enter the kingdom of heaven than to walk through the forum on the way to the post office on Wallsend high street.' Kevin 92:93

I walked through it yesterday.

You should be ok, my phone doesn't have NFC turned on by default which I found out I needed THE FUCKING DAY AFTER THE GAME.

Having just got back on after locking myself out of it, I'm more than happy to deactivate for loads of reasons.

A few people with a lot of loyalty points seem to be flapping on twitter. Why? Surely they'll be ok if everything is above board? (Obviously wouldn't be happy if I had a legit ticket being pulled but apart from that?)

I thought he was dead?

No email from the club again. It's looking like the club have got £74 from me for the square root of fuck all.

It's a pity the pitches aren't muddy anymore in football, (just thinking of the women's world cup, really).

Are we writing off the king's league cup win?

🎵 I'm a bullshit merchant And my stories I must tell My mag mates have ditched England And they've ditched Scotland as well. 🎶

I'm so glad they're not bothered, really not bothered.

Imagine getting a hefty fee for hosting these two games? Imagine? We could even use some of it, loan free, for maintenance in case any lifts are broken? Imagine?

I just think he was giving them a boost after a hammering.

It's my 50th on the 8th September, what better a birthday treat could I have than to head to SJP to watch, [checks post].... Saudi Arabia v Costa Rica. (I bet that little weird YouTube kid goes to it).