Howmanheyman

Fewming tbh.

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Wykik'dYP

Happy birthday @sammynb 👍

Happy anniversary!

I'd love to but it's my fiftieth so I've already plans. Would be nice to put some faces to names.

It was always going to be tough but it could've been a lot worse. Personally I think it's a great reintroduction into the competition. Anyway, here's the fixtures for our CL nights, really enjoy........ 7/8 Nov N/A

"Give them the toughest start of all the PL teams then give them Man City first round they enter the cup."

Christ almighty, we've got a mushroom cock, a Chinese mouse and Frodo's feet. Have I missed any?

That BBC radio Newcastle, man, don't know how they keep getting all these big names through the door. Respect.

Also, Rafa took over from some real chumps, McLaren, coach carvs, Pardew* etc and was followed by the chump of chumps, fucking Bruce so no surprise Rafa was a bit lauded. *The fifth placed season was a combination of inheriting Hughton's tight, grafting squad, sprinkled with lucking out on Cabaye and getting for our standards a very good season injuries wise.

Merino was or would've been a good signing at the time.

I think at the time we worried what Mitro would do work wise with the way we played and the players we had or were going to have and his money was needed to get a squad to get us out first time of asking none of us would want to be Boro, Sheff Wed or the mackems. I have to say I wouldn't be massively confident if Rafa had a huge budget but he bought a fair few and got us up and kept us up, the latter part of second season his limited signings and what he inherited had us in very good form. Top and bottom, we'll never know. Hayden was very limited but covered some ground and that's where we were at.

To be fair, Rafa had to stretch the money out as well.

"He's showing his naivety is Hopey, here like. Ah call it the 'spar practice' zone where yi get to keep ya hand in so's you don't get soft and some wide moothed lippy cunt gets it straight from the Ryder shoulder and wakes up with a sore jaw in the morning! Lol."

It ruined them the last time under KK.

I worked with a few decent mackem lads a few years ago but two of them, father and son were beyond bitter as fuck, absolutely tapped, the father used to almost be drooling at the mouth as he said he'd Jackie's statue, then pausing before saying it was covered in bird shit with his pupils wide as fuck and grinning wildly. It was funny as fuck at the time but was even funnier is one of the more sensible mackems letting on father mackem's dark secret..... He was born in Wallsend so for the rest of the time before it shut he was called 'Wallsend Jimmy' much to his err, delight. His dopey son was almost as bad then one day we spotted the biggest, shittest billy stamper tattoo on his shoulder that was ...... A fucking Man U tattoo. bitter as fuck mackem and couldn't even bear to support only sunderland as they were that shit but latched on to Man U. Still was obsessed with us, natch.

'Durham Mag?......

Amnesty international HR : 'Your Name?' 'Mag Hater' 'Interests and hobbies?' 'I hate the Mags on an hourly basis and would like to exterminate the gravy stained kernts and blow Sid James park up anaarl. I'd show up any Mag I came across by my sewpeyra mackem wit and logic but would also knock them into next week if they did anything other than look down at theya shoes in embarrassment. I also have a vision for a world in which every person enjoys all of the human rights enshrined in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and other international human rights standards. To achieve this vision I'd see it as our mission to undertake research and take action focused on preventing and ending grave abuses of human rights. I'd like to see a wide range of educational activities, promoting the values contained in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and other international agreed human rights standards carried out for all. I'd encourage people to accept that all human rights must be protected. I'd encourage governments to accept and enforce international standards of human rights. I'd encourage governments, political organisations, businesses, other groups and individuals to support and respect human rights. I'd also love to fucking smash that Mag shitehawk beheadie Eddie in the mush as well as smashing up my Mag at work's house the fucking smug kernt. Peace and love to all, FTM.' 'Errr, I'm.......I'm afraid this vacancy has already been taken to Mr MagHater. We'll err, keep your file on record.' Later on...... Mrs MagHater: 'Well, How'd it go?' MagHater: 'Really well, ah think ah might get the job, like.'

The amnesty logo as well.

Fuck me, they're absolutely desperate.

Carragher arguing that Van Dijk's wasn't a red btw? Honestly, man. This is why these being permanently on sky is bad, an absolute stone wall red card and this daft cunt might as well be wearing a fucking Liverpool shirt in the sky box to suggest otherwise.

I hate to say it but there was also an element of bottling it as well.

Naivety, bad subs and bad decision making on the pitch have cost us that. Plus a lack of quality in some areas.