Howmanheyman

Brooklyn 0* more like. * Based on the times I've seen it.

I've missed out on all this stuff, only Christmas parties I've been to were my wife's work for a couple of years plus one when I was a YTS. We think our eldest was conceived at one of them but luckily I was there!

And here's the picture he took a shine to.....

You can just say, 'Whey, I'm away, see you later.' and simply leave or you can add the optional 'this is shite' in between 'whey' and 'I'm away' but that's just personal preference.

Vaguely rings a bell.

Turned off this Man U game, Bayern just going through the motions.

'Fletch' fucking desperate for Man United to get something here.

The simply splendid for the outdoor life was there as well. Can't remember seeing the other one in there?

It's definitely real, it was in the reception entrance of the new bottling hall when I worked there!

As it's nearly Christmas, let's embrace the spirit of this old broon ale advert.

Me too, I had a picture of the magpies/castle crest with one of spongebob's smoking magpies on either side of the crest.

You try taking a photo of your upper arm, it's not easy, I don't know how lasses do these selfies without breaking stride?

Bring back the ghosts of saint and greavsie with cameos from Alan Parry, Does Lynam, David Coleman and Bob Wilson*. *Bob's only on because he used to tip us to finally win the cup again as we're a traditional cup side.

I haven't watched one of those challenges yet and try to blank out the bloke on the mics shit crack. HT is strictly for having a piss with an hour's worth of beer sloshing around in my bladder built up from the last pitstop in one of the local hostelries pre-game.

I couldn't understand how lawrenson lasted as long when he sounded so bored and sick of his life just being where he was?

Was thinking of the mackem but Alex Scott.... Too pro arsenal and the usual mobs.

Can't get away with her at all.

RTG levels of shambles this, mind.

What's the half time entertainment? And have the kiosks got a lot of choice?

Me and MF. Keeping the thread going while the rest are asleep on the job.

First ever CL game for me. Also, probably last ever CL game for me. As a new fan, can anyone tell me which one is the surgeon hall exhibition Newcastle brown ale west stand, please?

I did ask if I was allowed to tell him not to complain if I was sat at home on a chaise longue rather than an armchair but he didn't reply.

There's a few of those on twitter, [insert photo here] 'What on earth am I doing up at daft o'clock at the central station? WHY DO WE DO IT?' Don't fucking do it then?