Howmanheyman

0-4 and it isn't half time yet.

Just put lyon v PSG on and can only conclude they'll cut through us especially if defensive injuries are still apparent by then. It's 2-0 to PSG which I've missed but did see a Lyon corner turn into a three on two counter attack by PSG where they hit the bar as the three toyed with the two. Your French correspondent, Haw-Hee-HawmanHeyman. (They've just scored a third after 38 mins).

Hope is like 'Död'' rom the seventh seal.

Pewa tbh.

That's a pen but we're shit today so carry on, nothing to see here.

Target is literally dogshit. I'm not happy saying that but he is. He's not alone having a mare but his ceiling is fucking low.

Targett + Alan Smith = defeat. Isak missed two very good chances already, Targett looks weak as fuck. Obviously hope I'm wrong.

I think he's a Chelsea fan.

Just noticed the times of the Milan and Dortmund away games. I'm going to have to put half a shift holiday in for both and pray I get them. Fuck my life if I don't get them, never mind getting tickets, I might not even get to see it on the TV. Fucking bullshit move this. Are the others getting any early kick offs or just us mugs?

Fish: "What channel's that on again?"

Don't even think about it, champion's league.....

The only game I was going to miss due to shifts was the first week and last week but I've been put on day shift for the 19th September for a days training course before switching back to nights on the 20th so that's a stroke of luck and the last week I'd have been on night shift but I'm finishing graft two weeks earlier so will either be in a new job or on the rock and roll.

Roma have just got back with Adidas and their home kit is very retro from an early 90s Adidas shirt complete with a retro Roma crest so if they've did that for them.......?

I'm watching our CL rivals Meelan beating Roma 2-0 in the capital. #Ciaomanheyman

They should know, they used to have Zinedine Kilbane play for them.

Oops, sorry. Should've put this in the 'burned strips' thread.

"Exactly."

Jurgen Klopp, ordinary, sorry, extraordinary manager by day, Saudi corruption fighter by night. SuperKlopp, coming to a ground near you. 🔞

Turn it off, then turn it back on.

Either I'm super ninja stealthy or time's catching up on the old grey matter there, Robert?

It's probably just me, but there seems to be a significant increase in talkers of shite regarding association football at the minute, almost an explosion of excrement and a lot of the time from people in or recently in the game.

It's on for me. I followed you btw on my new account after being locked out of my old one. No follow back?