Howmanheyman

Mine was £37 last year, can't remember getting anything?

The membership fee* is the same but everything else..... 100% 👍 * although last year I actually got use out of the membership fee, this year..... Not so much.

I couldn't give a fuck. I'm out.

Especially if nobody has a clue if they'll get a ticket.

This time last season I'd been to three out of three home games. This season I've been unsuccessful for three out of three games in the ballot. It's the last time I'll ever try and buy a ticket for a NUFC game, fuck them. I'm sure they'll be far more worried about going to some fan event in Philadelphia or Delhi and videoing it whilst gushing about their great fans out there. In the unlikely circumstances any of the 'guys' in charge happen to see this.....

Some people will eventually tickets but by that time will be fucked for getting there without taking a mortgage out.

The next time I ever watch a film about the battle of the Atlantic and you see a captain of one of the merchant navy ships stoically, stiff upper lip on show, waving goodbye to the RAF aircrew as they have to turn back in their escort planes as they've reached their fuel limit and leaving the convoy to the mercy of the U-boat wolf pack I'm going to imagine Rents looking at the minimum wage Sodexo 'security' skinny lads as they get off at Walkergate metro station thinking to themselves, 'Percy Main? Howdon? fuck that'.

"Promotion? Mug's game, marra." Getting the stone island, err, I mean the MLF tale in early doors, natch.

'so what did yi dee then, like?' 'ah flicked iz ear and sez, 'what yee ganna dee like, DAFT CUNT!' 'whadee dee?' 'fuck aahl! Went on a message board and moaned about it a few months Latah, the fucking ladgeful cunt!'

Was thinking similar, after a few pints I'm like like Begbie, willing some wide, so-called, hard cunt to open their mooth.

ConcisedYP.

'C'moaaan ya wee little hoose on the prairie! Faahkin bulbs bin sitting fae twa weeks waiting to be changed! Jesus, how much faahkin poppy is this wee cunt getting? Am away tae see if ah kin git a pey rise if this is the faahkin standard wuv goat roond here these days!' 'Ah'll no fergit this shit in a hurry and when am tearing it up on some futuristic world wide web message board ah'll bring this up, Florrie, you better believe it!'

Is it just me or has anyone noticed that Bruno's been a bit off it lately?

To be fair to Bruno, wor lass sometimes used to pretend to sleep and not hear our two babies crying for their milk/nappy change as well or just brazenly turn over and say 'Your turn'.

It wasn't until around 2020 that I started to worry about the 40 point mark as I still hadn't accepted what Ashley turned us into so it isn't hardwired and I should be ok on that score.

If someone gets me a ticket I'll let them off having to suck my dick tbh, can't say fairer than that.

Nowt for me....

Sky sports is the Man U and Liverpool show. You put Neville and Carragher on every week and you get a Liverpool and Man United centric narrative. They could solve this if they wanted to?

That couldn't happen at NUFC because there'd be an hour's debate about who should have the microphone followed by a fortnight of bitching on twitter. Or certain people would bring their own mics in so you'd have the likes of Tory boy, Pearson, Wraith and the rest of them facing off at the same time against each other like a latter day run DMC.