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They get them anyway, I suppose they'll now get them on steroids?

And did you get his number?

Was he gentle?

I've had a few fingers up my arse already unfortunately, the general response has been a kind of generic 'oooh y'fucka' and a wince.

If I can't get to see NUFC at SJP then I'm absolutely fucked if I'm going to watch England and half the dull cunts who follow them home and away, fuck that. I remember being at Newcastle airport around the day after one of the times they played up here around late 90s? I'm not like them and never will be. See also being on holiday when there's a tournament on and they're playing. Shit patter, false bravado, jingoistic bollocks but mainly crack that would make an onion cry. So, err, aye.... I'll not be there.

I can't remember who it was? @Kid Dynamite or @wykikitooncome to mind for some reason unless it was Deano or someone?

Just put sky sports news on for a minute. That Darmesh knacker talking excitedly about some kid going from Boro to villa for £8m. Sadness in his and the presenters eyes.

Maybe @Andrewcould offer his services if he's feeling bored and show them how to go on as a mod although he'll have to watch himself as there's bound to be some newly converted hardcore MLF in NZ who of course loved STID and hates Newcastle anarrl, marra who might end up paying him a visit? (In between starting up a new football club over there with red and white stripes, naturally).

That's a mixture of spoilt brat childishness and rampant mag paranoia that we'll laugh about them and quote them. Has anything like that occured on here? Of course it hasn't because all joking aside when we take the piss out each other, there genuinely isn't anyone on here in the same bracket as a few of them on there and either their mods are the same or they think it's just not worth it policing the ultra brain-dead as they might start PMing them and threatening to spark them out.

He was probably a paranoid local kid watching his back down there if Everton had a shit result.

I notice you can't read the thread about our game last night. Now that's something I don't find hard to imagine.

Let's get physical, physical! Let's get physica...... Actually, let's not bother.

What about a rehash of the Albert/Robert song?

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Can someone with a log in on RTG put this on? I'm sure they'll be appreciative.

It's a weak point of his when he's time to think about it, Murphy as well although I think both are improving they still have the tendency to shit the bed.

"Bey canny funny if I put some weyad thought that's come into my head about the Mags which doesn't rayley involve Sunderland but somehow mayns they become shit in a way that's complaytely implausible on RTG for the rest of us MLFs to laugh about. It rayley cheers us up laughing at the gift that never stops giving our imagination fewal to imagine bizarre situations up."

Was 'Merse' 'warried for noocarsull and Eddie' before the game?

Outstanding performance bar a five ten minutes spell, superb. I rate Miley but think he can sometimes leave us a bit vulnerable but he was playing above his years tonight, Gordon was excellent, Murphy makes a big difference and just everyone really was on it. Really pleased Schar has got his goals. Emery is a really good coach but that's a limitation of his there, he didn't change it though he saw fine well we were killing them. Suits me sir.

We've been very good tonight, villa have helped us as well, but fuck me, we need a striker yesterday, we can't just go on with only one striker available at a time.

£3 to get in a bar in Birmingham with villa fans? Heart the size of a frying pan, TBD.

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Amanda Holden when she wakes up on a morning?

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