Howmanheyman

The two cables coming out the bottom. The second cable is the loop going into theirs.

Ok, toontastic moral dilemma time. The wife's motability car has been extended so we're not in a contract anymore, there's a very good deal on an electric car which is a top spec for it's type, our utility supplier has been taken over by octopus who have EV friendly tarrifs so all's looking rosy but..... Our meter is in an awkward spot so won't be a standard installation for a charging point. After trying and failing to get through to the motability affiliated battery charger supplier I got a local sparky to have a look but while waiting for him to come I looked myself and my electric supply is almost certainly on a looped system with next door which means for an electric EV charger to be installed it'll have to be unlooped by the electric board. What that means is next door will have either their garden or driveway dug up then put right after they get their own supply. My dilemma is they're in their eighties, their driveway is patterned concrete and I don't want to put them through any of that shite. It won't cost them a penny but they really don't need that hassle but economically, it's a good deal for us to get the EV car IF we can get a home charge point. It's fucking doing my head in! The alternative currently available hybrid cars on offer in motability are either not suitable or too expensive. I don't know what to do? I don't normally ask for much but they're canny frail so I'd feel like shit putting this on them, it'll happen anyway at some point as the looped properties will be modernised in the next few years but do I just wait till time takes it's toll and let the electricity board do it then?

I usually pop into one of the greengrocers in Wallsend, saves the hassle of Sainsbury's where it's rammed with cars getting in and out. I'll pop in tomorrow.

Did the YouTube lass get desperate for content after her twitter spat with chopra and do a one off joint recording with him calling it a 'Lost Cherry' production?

I used to work at the Tyne Brewery so I wasn't best pleased when they fucked off tbh!

"Audrey asked me if I wanted get stuck into her hairy, I say, her hairy pie, Ashley!" "What did you say back, Dad?" "I said, 'Audrey! You know, I say, you know I don't like pies!' I don't know why she asked arr Ashley?"

It hasn't been made in Newcastle or anywhere near Newcastle for around 15 years.

How canny?

Pinching that.

I've heard some of them turn up at the door looking like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, checking out not only your wife's tits but also the state of the house noting how many pizza boxes are lying around, the latter being a prop for small talk, the former to be deposited in the wank bank but then again, I'm sure this doesn't really happen in real life does it@Monkeys Fist

They're playing arsenal on Saturday, he's getting the crowd pissed off and as riled up as he can as he knows there's a fair chance they could get beat and he's trying to get as many things in their favour as possible.

🎵 This means nothing to me..... Nothing to meeeee, ooooh bravadooooo🎶

I can't stand the little twat but tbf I've no idea what the song was either?

"If anyone wants put out of their misery I'll suffocate them with my pillows."

A bit before my time.

Yes and yes. We knocked out Liverpool on pens only to get beat by fourth division Tranmere in the next round.

Another cursed ground. I literally cannot remember beating these away, ever.

I've had similar conversations with dopey England fans on holiday during international tournaments. I sometimes think they think every holiday person speaking English is fluent in 'The Sun' and get surprised when they get told they're talking shite. Was the superb Liverpool side of '88 of all teams.

I think after 30 minutes they get Dan Burn to lift him up and pat him on the back to get his wind up.

Trippier has been immense but he's having a mare lately with some some shocking fuck ups, a lot is down to fatigue I totally get it and wouldn't crucify the lad but it's cost us greatly again. The closer it got towards the end, the more they were running out of ideas the more likely I thought they'd score, I loathe playing these cunts away over the years, it's a fucking cursed ground even when we do alright. Ref was the definition of homer for the run of the mill but redeemed himself spotting the dives, should've booked them earlier though. Can't wait to bolster the squad then swat these away in our away games in the future.

As ewerk says there's always some cunt on here, we're a message board of cunts but cunts can sometimes take the edge off the shit. Sorry to hear it got so bad, glad you're still with us and trying to actively help yourself. Definitely stay off the booze whilst you're feeling low.

We'll be going out tonight. We've just been given too many hard ties. Could win it as a one off no bother but I can see them being a bit fresher, a bit more at home and a bit luckier as this is how these things pan out after two harder games on paper in this competition. Goes without saying I'd love to be wrong and a full away behind that goal gets to mock these fuckers from yer Kings fackin road as we march on to the next round.

He's no Shane Ferguson, that's for sure.

"....and if I see Chuck from the good 'ol USA tweeting about getting tickets, alright if he's just on the bum, but if he actually gets a Sunderland ticket ahead of me I'll be, HOW! CHUCK, NOOO!!! I might not know the way to San Jose but I'm pretty sure I could get to the fucking stadio del shite!!!"