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We've made five changes here, I don't know what people are expecting? If any of the players who've made way can come on it's more the normal line up and we can win this. Every change on it's own merit I have no argument with but you're expecting a lot if you think you can make that many changes and think everything will go smooth as fuck.

"....Our commentary team of Don Goodman.....'

I don't normally like seeing so many changes for a game but like for like you can't argue especially with the circumstances, ie injuries, international duty etc. I think this'll be a range game, subs aplenty and hopefully we nick the points.

3-1 flattering Man U here, mind. (And they're four points better off than they should be through VAR).

Commentator: [talking about Man U fans] "They're yearning for change off the pitch."

Man U getting one back at 0-3 down and the commentator trying to give hope to the Man U fans on the PL global feed. The half time pundits were Schmiecal* for Man U and McManaman for Liverpool. *Can't be arsed to look at how you spell it, the fucking knob.

Alreet, Noelie.

I'm still devastated at Gazza going to Spurs tbh.

I've never really seen anything he's done but the odd clip of him talking plus the fact my sister thinks he's funny is proof enough that he's awful.

I wasn't there if it's any consolation, @Isegrim? PL arty farties didn't deserve me.

I've smashed about 10,000 empty bottles plus another time smashed about 1200 plus bottles full of broon ale* so wouldn't worry too much about it. * The rats had a good night that night.

'everyone'? Howay now! I've told you a million times not to exaggerate, Ayatollah!

Well that's turned straight off so I don't have to listen to Jill Scott, Joe Cole and Souness. It says everything about the former two when out of the three I'd rather listen to Souness, mind.

Quick! Get Henderson on while the iron's hot!

It's amazing what a difference a substitution can make, Scotland back in it. Fair play to Clarke for his Maguire substitution.

So you're saying it's fish's fault if we don't win the group, right?

'Ah waz telt years ago a load of shite about the greyat north run being a Mag hayatred of Sunderland, it was another MLF who told me as we sat and wanked each other off spinning conspiracy theories about the mags. It might be bollocks but ah think he came first when ah mentioned ah heard from someone else that ponteyaland airport was originally going to be at the Washington air museum until Newcastle council overruled something and demanded they got it instead. Actually, ah might have squirted me sarce fust...... canna remember, marra? FTM etc'

Mysterious Cabal of Wearside Businessmen "We need to get serious and get this club back on top. We might have to start some doping to give our players an advantage and get ahead of a certain Tyneside based club. Get on it, marra." "Will do, boss " ..... later on.... "How did you get on, marra?" "Our budget is a bit restricted, couldn't get high performance athletic enhancing drugs, got some placca bags and a few tins of glue instead." "For fuck's sake, we're eternally fucked aren't we? Glue sniffing? How's that going to work?.......... Fuck it, give it a go."

It isn't even just them, our opponents next week* were relegated as well for corruption in the early 80s so will be amusing if their fans put up up some holier than thou banner when they play us as I can't recall anything like that happening to us. *Not Brentford.

It's not like certain clubs in Italy to be a bit corrompere, is it?

I hope nobody from Nike was watching it. 'Oh! There's a Nike shirt, must be one of our generic shirts we franchise out to third parties. I wonder which team it is? Probably some local high school or something?'