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I thought there was something wrong looking at the empty spaces at both ends at Stamford bridge?
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Anyway, barely sat down in the bar yesterday when one of my mates said, 'Are you working yet?' I told him I wasn't before he slowly looked away and said 'Fucking lazy cunt.' Which made me laugh.
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I hadn't heard of it till now. Cheers, Alex.
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We used to request to be away on boxing day under the Ashley regime until the last couple of years as I think amongst other things it was a slightly higher expense or so they believed? Plus they were cunts of course. Think it was Llambias that let the cat out of the bag or it might've been penfold?
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Howmanheyman replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Or..... "Wallsend high street? You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." -
Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Howmanheyman replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Was never a fan. Going to have to be a very quick three S's, just made a full English then out on a Leo Sayer. Unfortunately it's going to be in Wallsend for reasons unfathomable to me but it gets me out. Let me know how Lee Marvin and co get on? -
Don't worry, once you start you just carry on and the alcohol does it's thing, it's like that Billy Connelly joke about pulling out as your about to blow your load, 'a rope around my waist attached to a team of ten horses pulling in the opposite direction aren't going to stop me'.
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Last time we waited so long when the bairns were still getting toys I was foaming having to do the Christmas dinner around teatime and they were all starving. Tbh, I'd rather they just all come here and I make their dinner but wor lass didn't want it as it was our day with the kids. She's now denying all knowledge of this thinking.
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Houston we have lift off, repeat, we have lift off. (My hearts not in it now, tbh).
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Dinner done and cleaned/cleared up. waiting for parents to come around, still can't have a drink as after they've went I've got to drive us to the in-laws who we were supposed to see this morning before dinner. Every fucking year this shit. By the the time everything's done I can't be arsed. Bah! Humbug.
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Not up as early as that. Yesterday's plans for today changed just now because women. Now got to fit visits to parents and parents in law in, make and have dinner and do it in time for the daughters going to work for a couple of hours before seven. Wife's decided she's going to go in the shower now and her step dad isn't available to visit right now as he's visiting his daughters and won't be back until after dinner time. It's now 'up to you' what we do as I'm the one cooking the dinner and driving. But she also says my new revised time for dinner is 'too early'. Happy Christmas your arse, indeed!
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Hope you can pull around wykiki, when the wife's had them in the past she's floored out all day even when she's compos mentis.
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Feliz navidad, fellow TT'ers.
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FFP in full effect. Shovel money in, reap the the sponsorship rewards, (formerly known as speculate to accumulate), then prevent anyone else doing the same.
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Longshot like, but that wasn't you body popping the mags at the monument a few years ago so was it, @safcforever?
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Probably your last sentence.
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This actually happened. Here's some old footage of that incident at the monument just before the 15 year old MLF kicked the shit out of the NME which lead to two of them freezing in shock.