Howmanheyman

Lovely finish.

Useless cunt.

"You think I'm a fanny? Wait till you meet my alice band wearing son, he's wetter than a fish's wet bits."

".....Sounds like 'snoring hunt'....."

Put a few minutes of the Luton game on, the absolute glee the commentator mentioned that Chelsea were now only a point behind Newcastle was a bit strange.

No, a few of us were in a mates back garden bar. Wallsend high street isn't a place we frequent very often.

Definitely viewed through beer goggles last night.

She's aged ok.

Watched the first one, canny especially the early information about him playing....(no spoiler here).... And the wife not quite liking Worsley for some reason

Sunak - Southampton Grimes - NUFC Hopefully two daft cunts just on the grift that gets nowhere.

It'll just be some misunderstanding like when one of the bairns mishears something granpa said.

Gets him out the house, she won't mind.

"Get our usual source of misinformation to announce we've no money to spend or substantially less than we have." "Won't he become suspicious if we keep feeding him duff information?" "It's Luke Edwards, he loves pissing on fans chips almost as much as Craig Hope." "Lol."

Michael Oliver the ref. NUFC/Saudi/ Mysterious cabal of Tyneside businessmen's fault. West ham official twitter feed to be overrun by irate African arsenal fans who know as much about arsenal as I do about the best plumber to call in Lagos.

Certainly, Sir.....

I was just saying to the wife how burdensome these 750ml wine bottles were just the other day. I'm sure bottle manufacturers will retrospectively alter their production plants to accommodate it and the vintners will be happy paying to alter their bottling lines. And of course Mr and Mrs UK will be dying to buy a smaller sized bottle for what would probably be roughly the same cost. Excellent work, Tories!

Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz were outstanding in that film.

We won't forget him that soon.

Apart from her being a professional costume dresser with a slight posh speech impediment, she's also surprisingly decent at history.

I think in the next window or two we might need to upgrade on miggy but not sure if you'll agree on that one, don't shoot me if you don't?

I thought there was something wrong looking at the empty spaces at both ends at Stamford bridge?