Howmanheyman

Missed this but I bet the Everton fans cheered when he was sent to the screen then apoplectic when he didn't give a pen?

Fucking spawny bastards.

The media about Man U's predicament..... Everybody else....

How the fuck do the usual suspects just end up on radio/TV? Even more so in this case as it has nothing to do with football? It must be a real art?

Ah the old mackem favourite smiley. Is the sun in your eyes or are you trying to avoid eye contact with a trans person in case they force themselves on you?

It would be quite amusing if Everton hold on and West Ham somehow beat legoheed's team later on putting Man U 16th. 2-0! How shit are these?

You're a boring cunt tbh and I can't ban anyone but if someone else bans you I'll think back fondly of your time on here whilst a small tear wells up in my eye before moving on a nanosecond later.

VAR desperately trying to find a way of disallowing Everton's goal v Man U.

This is where Monty Python's argument department would really come in handy for someone like Stotty. He'd be in his element while the rest of us could post in peace.

Absolutely not as I haven't clicked on the link.

Yes, only the other day whilst strolling into Wallsend high street I was attacked. At first I thought it was a smackhead looking to rob me for money but no, it was a trans person forcing themselves on me! I asked what they wanted but they said, 'oh? Nothing just doing a bit of general forcing and ill willing and wotnot'. It didn't last too long before they left me in peace to find another victim to force themselves on and at that point I looked to the heavens and cried out, 'Stotty! Stotty! My protector! Where were you?' before heading home in a disillusioned state. True story.

I was trying to get to one of those games but it fell through, was gutted about it, especially Bilbao when you heard the crack. Still a bit jealous all these years later when you hear people that went reminiscing about it. (I'm more gutted about missing those games than I was the CL games).

Damn those pesky trans people stirring up ill will everywhere and making wimmins feel threatened! Is there no end to their stirring? At least those women being threatened have you ill will fighting on their behalf and on their behalf I'm sure I speak for all on this board when I thank and salute you. Well done.

Players AND the crowd.

Does that include football message boards?

"Stevie, mug righter, all knowing weight scale of all the fanbases, are you there? Give us a sign, wor kid."

How's things going on GB news did anyone ask? Here's Rees-Moggs daughter doing tarot cards with a presenter and Michael Gove because errr.....? https://bsky.app/profile/bestforbritain.bsky.social/post/3lioqlj6emc26

The potential for linguistic faux pas in that country is obviously great. Luckily I pronounced 'juliper' correctly last time I was there. Anyway, on this busy TT afternoon shall I do some more police memes or something?

I saw a bit of Brugge v Atalanta and they cut through the Italians at will and Atalanta aren't doing too badly at all ATM in their league. Just looked and brugge defeated villa 1-0 in the league stage.

I remember ducking into idols with a mate when Mick was on the mic taking the piss, introducing the 'topless totty' and getting unsuspecting fans on the stage to neck a pint of Lord Rupali's hottest curry, usually keeping an eye on any wandering away fans who were starting to show up in the 90s. Anyway, two Bolton fans are next to me and Mick grabs one of them after one of them is dazed by the dancer's tits and gets him to do the curry challenge. It's packed and everybody's in a good mood as we're drinking and about to watch KK's team do their stuff. The Bolton fan just looks on in wonder before shaking his head saying to anyone listening in his lancs accent, 'You don't get this in Bolton!!!' That Bolton fan is basically speaking for Trafford thirty years later but swapping Bolton for Burnley.

Him, musk and their henchman may as well be wearing masks with a sack labelled 'loot' tbh.

Trump's speaking of going into fort Knox which he hears is brilliant, gotta lot of gold in there to make sure it's all there, he's checking up. What are the odds there's some missing or soon to be missing? Invaders always end up at the treasury throughout history.

Can I interest you in a lovely bit of stottie to go with that post, sir?

Ok, thanks for the answer, no USB stick at present so the Khyber will remain un-invaded for now.