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Typical, Burnley a bit better but 1-0 to Man U.

Hoilunds* dive. And Fernandes having the nerve to approach the ref about it. *Can't be arsed to spell it right.

Two quick fouls by mctominey, no card. Post by Burnley. Should've scored.

Ten hag seems in a relaxed mood, obviously knows he's got a good chance tonight unlike the last couple of games.

"Couldn't find Brentford fans. Walked into a Millwall bar instead."

CT walks in a bar in Brentford and they all put their heads down thinking NUFCs top boy has steamed in. 'he looks pwopa nawty, that noocarsul fan.'

Saw the beer in Sainsbury's, thought I'd give it a go then looked at it properly when I got home just to see it's made in the UK. ....

Anyone guess where I'm off to in a couple of hours time? That's right! Whitley Bay to pick the bairn up from work.

Sheffield United did score one and missed a pretty good chance to level after conceding the second. There's not much that would massively surprise me on Sunday, tbh. We're not firing on all cylinders and it's away after a tough game in Europe. It'll be a very good three points if we can get it.

So that's the Welsh, Irish, Scots, English and concise sentences fish hates? The fucking Ponce that he is..... grrrrrr.

No chance I'm watching twit and twat on that video, brought to you by a fucking bookies.

Also, imagine actively wanting to be interviewed by that tit? (Here's Jordan in happier times in S club 7, third from the right).

Aye, it's obviously a touchy subject and instead of just counting his winnings, wishing everyone luck and moving on and keeping his head down he's still gurning on. It's not like he's a manager still very much needing a career. I'd even forgotten about his West Brom cameo that's how much he's on my mind. The neediness for people in the media or ex-pros to stroke his ego even now and say 'it's not your fault Steve' is pathetic. It's well in the past now and it's fucking bizarre he's still dragging it up.

He's an absolute star is Albert. I dread to think about how many fights I'd have missed without his reminders. If Esther Rantzen's 'hearts of gold' was still on TV I'd seriously consider nominating him. Cheers, Albert.

Congratulations lads!

(To help them get through a bad period for the club).

"Any weaknesses?" "Sometimes I can be a bit too honest." "I don't think you can ever be too honest." "I couldn't give a fuck what you think."

"Do you have any weaknesses?" "I sometimes let myself down in interviews." "Don't worry, you're doing ok." "You would think that, you're a fucking idiot."

I thought I was sweet until I saw this two weeks ago and mentioned it on here. Managed to get a flyer from work otherwise would've missed the majority of it.

It's not just you.

"So Eddie, when you were waiting on the plane and were reading the gazzetta dela sportio did you read it sipping a Nescafé or one of them proper Italian cappuccino or expressios?"

Desperate stuff.