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If he wins he'll be sprayed all over like a F1 driver only with Gemmill's white wee wee instead of champagne.

I hope they're fucking right!

"Get international commentators to actually sing songs about our players when we score. Don't do it for Sunderland though."

'Ah'd fucking knock'im oot' 'Ah'd shag the arse off her.' 'wey'd fucking hammer the mags.' There's definitely a pattern here.

I've spent forty odd years watching these cunts on the TV all the time and a fleeting bit of NUFC coverage has them twisting like fuck. The self entitlement of these and man U fans is off the scale and some of the same cunts moaning probably aren't self aware enough to realise they probably started supporting them based on them winning a few games and never being off the box. They even have their own designated fucking pundits when they play! The fucking brass neck on them.

He should've been off whether he meant it or not.

"Get onto our man at the BBC, get them to put Shay Given on and put our game on first, they can put the London derby on afterwards."

Like Jack says, at first I'd thought we'd done well scoring 8 (eight) goals today but then I realised Sunderland beat us 9-1 the year we won the league over a century ago and now I'm sitting here pondering life's existence. Imagine if we'd got beat from a late goal at home in the championship? I'd be in absolute despair!

They must be sick as fuck tonight, like.

🎶 When AG scores and seals the deal You wanna hear that Sheila squeal! 🎵

Gordon has been superb, these have been so shit it's unreal. Don't get sucked into their frustration and we can hopefully get a couple more. Wilson made some good runs but has either had a brain fart or not quite finished as he normally does. Hope Anderson scores.

Picture the scene. The ball's in play at bramall lane then the picture is minimised and you see the arsenal and spurs players leaving the Emirates to go home. You heard it here first.

Ten minutes even less coverage.

He's one of the best around of the current lot for me. (Not a high bar tbh).

When are sky going to put that up during the London derby?

I don't mind him at all but he can lay it on a bit thick at times. Still a million times better than Darren Fletcher on BT.

Neville's doing the arsenal game...... please don't tell me Smith was on the bramall lane pitch instead?

You're so shallow..... But anyway;

I watched them this week.

Can't wait for halfway through the Tottenham arsenal match where they'll shrink the feed just to show our players walking into the Bramall lane entrance.

They're just talking to Alan Smith on the pitch at arsenal so it must be the ex-player commentating on the game rule* kicking in. *As long as that club is Liverpool, Man United or arsenal.

Normally on sky on a Sunday they virtually ignore the first game sometimes talking about the game that's on at four o'clock-ish and when that earlier game is finished it's straight to the next game. Also Neville will do the later game on comms. Anyone think this will happen today?