Howmanheyman

ITV's commentary gantry at Craven Cottage when it wasn't disallowed....

Moonface Dixon fucking DEVASTATED about longstaff's goal not being disallowed.

100 years ago.....

Probably lives in Milton Keynes or somewhere like that as well.

Magedia.

Spoilers man, for fucks sake!

Spot the difference..... One's a cowboy outfit, the other is a wild west costume.

Club Stayatmant Alex Pritchard Dinnot tell us ya not a fan of the massive lads Alex Pritchard. Sunderland AFC did not argue with car salesman and insurance men, (our co-owners) to have you say ya dinnot want to play for us anymore. We didn't want you to play for us anyways. We will not be makking another futha stayatmant.

Watching the Ipswich v Maidstone game and can't help noticing Anthony Taylor flexing his muscles and booking a championship player for diving. Balls shrink to the size of a pea when he does Liverpool at anfield though.

Fucking hell, it gets worse.... What a twenty four carat cunt this lump of waste is.

This cunt, though.

Sky sports news won't be milking this news dry especially combined with a slow transfer window will they? [Just looked] Yes. Yes they will.

I hope it all ends up working out for you, meenz.

Dalglish obviously went through a lot there regarding Hillsborough and was absolutely scarred by it but he also left a pile of shite, (by Liverpool's standards) for Souness who naturally couldn't turn it around as they didn't realise at the time he was gubbins as a manager. Maybe Klopp doesn't fancy the job knowing he's probably going to be second best at best in the near future?

He's running out of ideas as much as energy hence the petulance. Obviously a great manager and man manager for his players but knows he can't compete long term. Tuchel is under some pressure at Bayern, did someone say?

HMHM has entered the chat.

I forgot, most of the soviet union side played for Dynamo Kiev iirc?

I have to say, if the KGB are reading this, one of mankinds greatest achievements in my humble opinion was the Sputnik, Igor Belonov's rakers in the '86 Mexico WC and the lass who played Nikita in Elton John's 1985 hit, 'Nikita'.

MLF'dYP

Renton currently mopping his brow at his luck.

"What are you talking about? Are you some kind of fool?"

"Whey me bonny, loyal puntaz, it's your favourite knight behind enemy lines reporting on the big one, the actual real live, not make believe or owt, propa I am, escape to victory match in the east of the Ukraine. One of our lads who's a prisoner is meant to be a bit nippy so I'll be watching him. He can be Pele as he's a black lad. The captain of the team is lance corporal Davey Jones from Byker. Ah nearly gave away me cover by standing up in the bushes next to the makeshift pitch and singing 'he's one of our own! He's one of our owwwwn, Lance corporal Jonesy! He's one of our own!' But luckily Ivan wasn't looking in this direction so ah got away with it. Anyways, as much as ah love feeding the voraciuoiu, vorasheses, err hungry appetite of my loyal readers ah'd much rather be out there as ah've got gold plated experience of warfare with the toon army like the time ah stared down those teenage lads going into Charlton's ground back in the day, but the enlisting officer saw through my disguise when ah dressed up like a Geordie shore young dipstick and said ah was only 24. Obviously ah'd have been Rocky had ah got away with the disguise but ah'm fucked if ah'dve went in goal like. So, this is the next best thing. Predictions? 4-1 away win to the POWs. Howay the Allies! Ryder and out!"