Howmanheyman

What's the page to buy resale tickets? I just had a look out of curiosity and nothings coming up on the buy tickets page for Burnley?

Spouse out at her mates, eldest out, youngest went to her room after tea so for the first time in years put field of dreams on. Superb feel good film and the bit with Burt Lancaster and onwards with his dad, man...... proper blinking like mad here, mind, invisible smoke somehow all over the living room. If you don't like this film that's cool but what happened to your soul?

"Eddie, ah don't know if you've seen the news lately but ah was wondering what you made of the sycamore tree getting cut down? It was a great north east institution like Newcastle United and many ex- Newcastle players went there on their days off, in fact ah once interviewed one Lee Bowyer, once of this parish there as well as the 'man who would be bling', Nile Ranger. Have you any thoughts on this and err, did you watch Lee and Nile when they played for Newcastle?"

"Make sure our man at the game approaches Don Goodman before kick off, under no circumstances is he to mention Sunderland at all in the Newcastle United v Manchester City game. Any trouble then tell him we'll influence sky to drop him."

'You are charged with a heinous offence of a very serious.....' 'cough, cough' '....of a very serious matter and furthermore a sexua......' 'cough, cough, cough' '.....sexual act and.....' 'cough, cough, cough.' '.....I say! Have you tried sucking a fisherman's friend?' 'm'lud, I'm in enough trouble as it is!'

When was the last time anyone tuned in to look north for the sports coverage? To be honest, they should just talk about Sunderland on there as they seem to be their only active viewers.

Man U away, bad, bad draw but I think we'll do them, I really do. It was nailed on we weren't getting an easy draw.

Whilst holding a mug. With a blanket on his settee. We really should've got that Minnesota reference earlier tbh.

He told us first. RIP 1982 wants it's joke back.

She's by herself as he's not talking to her after she told him she'd bought a book he wanted but for a laugh gave him the cheese grater to read instead.

We've all been there, mate.... (Well, MF has, so.....)

Could've just said he'd taken cocaine but got to get the filth in. Tut tut...

You'd knock back sexual interflora with....[insert your fantasy shag here]..... if you all of a sudden couldn't see anymore?

In laws have it on every time we pop round. (I always ask for them to turn it down as I can't hear what's being said so it's good practice for when I want to pretend not to hear people).

And not only the viewing figures, eh? What?

I watch the business section when I'm up on early shift, (mainly for the clock on TV so I'm not late!) Anyhow, the amount of similar shit you see on it through the years, why the conservatives think they're a problem is beyond me? The bit I mentioned showed seconds clips of a young, lovely looking lass with make up on lying down on a settee, pulling a blanket over her after putting a mug down and is supposed to represent someone being off work. Sad face from the presenter, this isn't right. Happy smiley face as she describes the super rich buying luxury yachts despite the cost of living crisis. Same with the royals, anything to do with the cunts brings out the huge smile on the presenter's face, I'm sure some could introduce a story on Andrew being found guilty of sodomising a 16 year old and present it in a 'awwww, so cute, he even burst her rusty sheriff's badge. Bless.' way with a gushing smile.

BBC news yesterday, UK workers going on the sick in big numbers, concerned look on the presenter's face, stock photos shown of healthy looking young people with a cardigans on sitting on settees with a presumably mug of tea/coffee. Today, same presenter big smile, 'despite the cost of living crisis the super yacht show is expecting to carry on as normal in Monaco' then gives anecdote about looking at the lovely yachts on holiday in the south of France with her family. Mentions the cost of living crisis a couple of times in this story. No wonder the narrative is fivked in this country. There's no cost of living crisis for people buying super yachts!

He comes across as an arse licking tit regardless of the ticket situation tbh.

@Dr Gloom Do these two posts answer your question? Seriously, there's no one definitive answer. I'm just too long in the tooth to be going through this shit again, missed loads of great NUFC occasions including European games, cup finals so I've had enough of getting the scraps. Plus the new system is more than enough reason as well seeing the same gobshites on twitter humble bragging or insinuating who is or isn't a real fan. Also got to start watching the pennies as I've only two more paydays till I'm on the Nat King Cole so it's financial as well as stubbornness.

Not a jot. It almost rubs it in, in a daft way. I gave up after the third attempt. I'll not be back.

He's definitely had a few.

I love Bez but he is a Sheffield United fan so err.....