Howmanheyman

Aaaaaaaahh. That's better. Now off you fuck.

Waddle, (strangely injured for both games we played against these), your boys took one hell of a beating.

ITV were gutted btw.

Isak was scoring all day if their player doesn't do a Gary Owers.

Joelinton stays on uninjured and we win at least 5-0 there. The difference in space they had when Miley came on compared to before was what we've been seeing in some of our league games, no fault of the kid but it's having an effect on us but luckily we were already 2-0 up and Sunderland are fucking turboshit, again in a derby down there we get a Homer Simpson referee. Absolutely bossed them, again, big Joe stays on we win five or six. Hopefully the mackems have seen their first big match for years and can now go back to the usual drudge. Fuck off home, marras there's a good mong.

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That sounds like my memories of it tbh. The toy car was found in a garden where the people had shifted and left some of their shit in the garden. One man's shit, another boys treasure.

Here's another Vic and Bob pisstake.....no, wait..... This one's legit.

Aye well, I had the car as a toy so lick me baaalls.

I thought he was already dead? My mam had one of his albums I think but definitely has his 'silver lady' hit.

This is what he's having a good look at....

Really, when you think about it, they've absolutely imploded and nobody has done a fucking thing at our end.

FYP

Misery loves misery hardman company.

It's long past the 'flawed with interesting features' stage and is now just 'abysmal'.

Personally I'd slightly adjust the lyrics for better effect and change the tune. How about; You traitorous cunt, You fucking traitorous cunt. Fuck off Kyril Dreyfus You fucking traitorous cunt. (To the tune of 'Star Trekkin' by The Firm).

One punter's seen enough already....

I think 'Kingy' has been had. "I give you shit made up tattoo for long time, Mister."