Howmanheyman

We've been very good tonight, villa have helped us as well, but fuck me, we need a striker yesterday, we can't just go on with only one striker available at a time.

£3 to get in a bar in Birmingham with villa fans? Heart the size of a frying pan, TBD.

"I could recommend the shit sandwich drizzled with diarrhea sauce or perhaps sir and madam would prefer the excrement broth with slow braised chunks of faeces?" "Choices, choices, darling!"

Amanda Holden when she wakes up on a morning?

I saw that the other day in the daily mail. I've added their T&C's. This stunning plate can be yours for a one off payment of £74.99 or you can buy in four easy installments of £21.99. It comes with a daily mail training pamphlet of servitude plus a vial that one of our qualified experts have spat on in the very hands that have shaken his royal majesty's slab of sausages. So you have the Dalton® collection's guarantee of at least 0.03% of his royal majesty's DNA being in it.* *Other traces will be our employees DNA. Also traces of semen from a wank he had this morning and bits of his ploughman's sandwich he had at dinnertime. Dalton® are not responsible for any campylobacter you may come down with should you imbibe the saliva from the vial.

'Hello is that Sunderland? It's 1982 here, could I have that transfer fee figure back?"

Seven thousand Wrexham fans at the match, (BBC Wales have mentioned it one or two times), anyway, there mightn't be many rovers fans but at least the ones there won't go back to supporting Liverpool or Man United after the match unlike some of the seven thousand travelling fans might I suspect. 4-1.

One or two would be DHgate snides but I'd price them accordingly and wouldn't hide that. Most are retro officials, Toffs, score draw, Copa and one or two genuine shirts as well.

Imagine if the Knight started looking at my wares? #imagine #KnightRyder #Not justshirtsonsale #WolfJerky #I'maStoryTellerandmystoriesmustbetold #DoyasellLadsshirtsmarra?

Thanks lads, just fancy cosplaying as a market trader for a day. If it takes off I'll buy the toon and not only be better than the last del boy to own us but you'll change from hearing about human rights concerns to Howman rights concerns. (If I only make a few quid on the day I'll buy Sunderland instead).

Does anyone have any experience/knowledge of Tynemouth market? I'm not thinking of becoming Del boy Trotter but have at least 40 football shirts/retro etc I could sell just to get out of the rut of doing nothing and not having to fuck around with eBay. I think the cheapest I could hire is £20 but no idea how in demand they are plus my social media footprint is miniscule so I'd probably struggle to advertise my presence and have no idea what the footfall is like there? My only other worry would be parking and needing the bog. I'd actually enjoy passing on the knowledge whether anyone bought anything or not and would only need one or two sales to pay for the pitch. Something to do I suppose?

He looks like he'd be a pig if he was an animal, he's got the eyes and I'm not even joking. He's more Pigsy than fucking Pigsy.

How many lattes must that cunt be drinking?

Blob and holidays, biggest argument starters on the shop floor forever.

I did but see the answer above. I'd be a radged up taxi driver/instructor if I went anywhere near the town or any other places where insane road layouts were introduced. Flexibility was more based on the companies wants than mine. I wasn't lying to them and pretending I'd blob at the drop of a hat. I've done my blob in the past, I just don't want it anymore and have done unsociable shifts for decades so don't want to do anymore than I have to.

I fucking hate driving as it is, don't want to really do it for a living and couldn't put up with cunts so it's not really the ideal job for my character/personality but I do appreciate the advice. Again.

Right on cue I've just had the latest KB. Fair play to the lad, he interviewed me and has actually taken the time to ring and give me feedback, apparently needed to give even more examples and I thought I rabbitted on enough as it was, felt like I would fit in to the team well just better interviewees who have the bullshit gene. I fucking give up. Shit jobs here I come.

Flexibility is the reason I bring it up, I can't/won't work anymore than I have to but I make it clear that I wouldn't drop them in the shit if it was absolutely needed. That's probably the reason. Retraining and education takes time and money. My redundancy money isn't infinite. I'm not bringing it up in the future, 100%. Honesty tends to be the best policy but I'll be honest when I'm on the books if this is the way they go about things? (Not saying it definitely is, maybe I'm just not good enough? Too old?)

He now gets a free packed lunch made by the NUFC canteen. Babybells and everything.

If I could do a PT time job and get paid a PT minimum wage for being a carer to my wife it be beneficial to all but of course that's never going to happen in this country because of ill advised ideology and cunts who couldn't bear to see it through scaremongering by the usual suspects which feeds into their latent petty jealousies.

I'll also add I've lost count of the times I've seen, my last company in particular, hang people out to dry, go for a witch hunt when a few further up the chain have gotten away with murder with zero consequences. I've myself have had the cross hairs on myself in the past because I'm one of those old fashioned cunts who know their T&C's, know what's right and have stood up for myself and others. They didn't really like it.

No, but they did win the Yowrapie-an coop, in nointine eye-tie tow as they now sing. (They're very impressive at home).

I had a few interviews, majority have went well but I haven't got any of them. I've mentioned my wife's disability in them all not directly but when it's relevant. It's not a massive issue regarding work which I've told them all and have been assured their company supports employees like myself and almost always have an example to give me from somebody who already works there. I'm waiting on an answer today from last week and I reckon I'd have found out by now if I'd got it. I'll be supplying the same honesty in future interviews as the interviewers are giving to me if my hunch is correct? As for previous jobs, you take the rough with the smooth, never leave a shit sandwich if you can avoid it, get stuck in when you have to and make hay when the sun shines. I usually got a quite a few breaks in the last job but the job itself never suffered and always took priority. Nobody really gave a fuck when you were having a nightmare so you knew the score and acted accordingly.