Howmanheyman

Not this cunt again.

'Geordie welcome' Are you all Americans or something? (It would explain the lack of humour/shit crack tbh). If the lad has terminal cancer, (I have no idea who he is and didn't read your 'well known blog') then I'm truly sorry for his news and for yourselves if you're close to him. But we had no idea. I genuinely don't know what you expected if you're a lurker of this forum? Very few on here take themselves seriously so I'm puzzled why you did?

Old as the hills!

I'll just say it in GIFs.....

It's a total shitshow, like. Never mind, somebody richer can take my place, the club'll like that.

Welcome one, welcome all. It's a good laugh on here times, don't take anything too seriously. (And if you use the word 'guys' I'll be around to cut your balls off with a machete).

Bloke newly joined the French foreign legion has a chat with his sergeant: New Soldier: "Sergeant, there's nothing for miles but sand, what the fuck are you supposed to do for a shag?" Sergeant: "Don't worry, we've thought about stuff like this, go to shed number six across the way, there's a camel in there. I'll book you in for seven o'clock tomorrow." Five past seven the next night the sergeant walks by shed number six and looks in and there's the new recruit giving it six nowt to the camel up it's arse. Sergeant: "What are you fucking doing? You fucking dirty bastard! Why didn't you ride it into town like the rest of the lads?"

They already get most borderline decisions but it just passes them and their media friends by.

Their range of options as I see it are: 1. Moan about it but eventually move on. 2. Move on. 3. A bit of 1 and 2. 4. Go to the United Nations court of arbitration and petition to get the game restarted at 1-0 to Liverpool and nobody gets sent off just like every other club does when they're delivered a shit sandwich by VAR. Oh wait, that doesn't happen does it?

It means more when it's Liverpool apparently?

I've only saw 45 mins of them this season, they were 4-0 up at HT against Lyon I think it was. How they broke away from a Lyon corner to score playing one-twos has me thinking of Dan Burn in the first few minutes on Saturday. maybe they were extra good and I think Lyon are struggling but they have the quality to hurt us, no idea if their defence is up to much?

A decision goes against Manchester United or Liverpool and it's fucking end of days in the media, every cunt else it's 'yeah, they've been unlucky there, moving on.....'

Something like that, their best bet this year is the promoted teams struggling but Luton's just beat them and Burnley might get points on board when they get an easier run of games? Losing at home to Luton, Wolves, arsenal and Fulham isn't exactly the hardest of home games other than arsenal, is it?

Go to 2.50 onwards for the true Goodison experience..... I actually feel a bit sorry for the lad at the end, reminds me a bit of NUFC under Bruce.

There's a war on everything apart from war.

I saw a comment from a supporter that said Liverpool have just experienced what it's like to play against Liverpool and I just thought.....

He does but there's a mutual respect when they play some other cunt.

Tell them your the fish, you have a podcast and you expect more than a bit of lemonade in a thimble.

Neville: "oh no." You have to be shitting me? All the last minute goals these cunts have got, when was there ever a sympathetic reaction to the goal?

You doubt the 2023 version of 70s Ajax?

They're deliberately not getting promoted, marra. Too classy for the PL.

Unlucky Wykiki but I'm sorry..... (Happy anniversary and I hope you still manage to have a great weekend).

If they were in danger of going bust I'd chip in to save them. They're an absolute godsend if you need cheering up.

NNNNNnnnnnnnng........plop.

If that's the other way around and only a yellow is given klopp would get admitted to hospital with a stroke.