Howmanheyman

That'll be all over the news I'm sure. For days.

Mental. Yet their pity for other, less fortunate people is somewhat different.

Show some respect like our beloved daily mail..... 🙏

No, he's just taking the piss out of them.

Was ist das? I sincerely hope this business isn't run by any MLFs? I also hope MLFs don't see this and boycott their business or leave shitty reviews like they did by wrongly targeting a sign business for the derby carry on?

"Imagine if Hendo had of signed for Feyenoord instead? Ah'd be saying, 'Gerrin, Jordan lad!' That'll piss off the Mags because lots of raysuns. Might have a treble link now betwayn Ajax, feyenoord and the lads, am shewa feyenoord lads winna mind Ajax joining in one of owwa many, many speshul relayashinships? FTM, son." "FTM, Dad."

London. Say no more.

Something, something, toot and come in.

That's still a good one, even from when Denisovan man was telling it.

"I'm afraid you've just fallen short of your annual targets, err, HMHM.... and as such, I'm terribly sorry to have to say there'll be no birthday or Christmas card from Mrs Dickson or myself this year."

Errrr, I think I'll just pass despite it having a competitive minimum wage, on-site parking and only statutory holiday entitlement, (probably statutory sickness too) but it was a tough decision knowing I'll be giving up a chance to get a birthday and Christmas card from the Dickson family. Didn't even notice the amazing X1 death in service or the 3% pension. They've got a fucking cheek charging the prices they do is all I'm saying.

Fucking sycophantic toad.

"..... And furthermore, not only will a cup run incur additional costs for hosting games but travel expenses could be prohibitive. This plus the almost certainty of relegation should you have a cup run means I'd warn against putting anything other than a third string out...... What?....... You're sacking me? But this advice I'm giving you was literally beat into me by my leader, Mike, profit be upon him."

Do you need to borrow something, Dave?

The ageism thing has crossed my mind a couple of times I'll be honest.

'Never happened! Fucking Mag you must be, wa windmilled the lot of them! Al fucking do ya with a oner, makkin mag shit up like that!'

"We asked one hundred MPs to name an African country beginning with 'K'. You said 'Kigali'. Our survey said....."

View it as an opportunity. Me, you and Gemmill can go for a cheap pint* during the week on our giro day, not a care in the world. We could sit in a bay window on a dinner time flicking the V's at the passers by. *Non alcoholic versions available. Ask behind the bar about Pina coladas for Gemma.

As meenzer said, if this was Diane Abbott, Corbyn or even Ed Milliband it would be everywhere across the media.

Surely that would involve planning so.... I don't know?

It's been CLOSED DOWN by the Magedia. Tells you everything you need to know. FTM.